Fraiku
There’s this recession;
Biff finds himself hard-pressed in
Silicone Valley
Constant as the sun
and the movement of the tides;
Douchebags love airbags.
Make it a double
I says, time to motorboard
Who cares if they’re fake?
Biff has gotten soft
she is hard in all the wrong
places, face and boobs
He’s got the bad bloat
Since the gryoscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Sanjay blows Apple
store paycheck on bad trip to
Silicone Valley.
Neighborhood dogs howl
in pain when chest puppies are
rubbed together sons.
D-List porn actress
moonlights as Bud Light beer girl.
Gives butt hole a rest.
Dime store sunglasses
7-11 money
Dime store Indian
Hadji got sidetracked
by Yucca Mountain Boobies
in his Johnny Quest!
Saline bags ain’t tits
And don’t make a guy a chick
No matter how big
Millennials. Can’t
Shoot em, can’t employ them.
Wilted salad years.
Constant as the sun
and the movement of the tides;
Douchebags love airbags.
Here’s something to wash this picture away with..
Make it a double
I says, time to motorboard
Who cares if they’re fake?
^ I always figured
squirt sluts dot com were pissing.
Confirmed. Thanks C.D.
Biff has gotten soft
she is hard in all the wrong
places, face and boobs
He’s got the bad bloat
Since the gryoscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Tranny. Boob. Boobs.
Moobs. Tranny. bloat. Douchebag. Fag
Guido Green Glasses.
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Trim my hedges while you’re at it.
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Cumberpatch
Sanjay sells Dunkin
Donuts stores. Blows cash on Goose,
Tranny and cheap shades.
I don’t care if Dark
Sock IS black (respek). I don’t
Vote for Obama.
She looks like a young
Peg Bundy. Not that Bundy
The serial killer.
Iran’s Peg bundy
Creates counter to Iron Dome.
Plastic Baby Mugs.
Iran’s Peg Bundy
Eats seafood and non-kosher
Ball cock meat. Ball cock.
Iran’s Peg Bundy
Screams when she gets fucked hard. A
Ya-La-la-la-A.
Iran’s Peg Bundy
Like to pick out the condoms.
No Shieks, always Shas.
Iraq’s Peg Bundy
Only keeps skin smooth. With Yak
Spit and Schick razors.
In the Valley of
Holy Moses! Filming wrapped up
For. The King and Guy.
Out of Babylon
Will come a douche that doth be
Smote. Smote by Tranny.
The pimp hand is weak
And leacherous with the one.
Put boobs in basket.
I’ve been dieting
And exercising lately. Cock
Off I’m 190.
The young lady looks
Down. Amenorreagh laughs
At her uterus.
Been working out like
Nigel Pepper Cock’s cock. On
The reg like. Stoned Sons.
The paper towels
And blinky the blue screen do
Concur. Foul stench ahead,
Millennials. Can’t
Shoot em, can’t employ them.
Wilted salad years.
Sanjay blows Apple
store paycheck on bad trip to
Silicone Valley.
Neighborhood dogs howl
in pain when chest puppies are
rubbed together sons.
Space X will hire
her to use as multiple
rocket landing pads.
Those titties are so
badly over inflated
they have callouses
Sanjay will drown in
motorboating accident
after gulping Goose.
Another legendary bag has his own show apparently:
http://www.nbc.com/the-slap
Did anyone else
notice that Sanjay’s gut size
same as her floaties?
Like with Locks of Love
Sanjay gives gut fat for boobs.
Is that organic?
Sanjay Gulptit says
Inorganic boobies don’t
cause cancer. And shit.
Anyone else think
hat hides Bruce Jenner’s face that
well? Yeah, me neither.
^ Jonezy, I saw Fox
has a new show called Dick Slap
Looks better than that
Sanjay unaware
of Olympic-sized surprise
in bedroom tonight.
Hey. @C.Douchewin
My fat daughter is growing
A head to donate.
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Liberals
Latin Peg Bundy
Farts in the Monkey Holes of
Other plastic-boobed.
D-List porn actress
moonlights as Bud Light beer girl.
Gives butt hole a rest.
Dem boobs is so big
Each one has it’s own pussy
Time of month? Nasty
If’n you ain’t one
Self-proclaimin’ tittie man
This chick ain’t fer you
“Sirs! Spare no expense!
Raji said buying those shades
99¢ Store
Dime sunglasses
7-11 money
Dime store Indian
Dime store sunglasses
7-11 money
Dime store Indian
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oops^
Hadji got sidetracked
by Yucca Mountain Boobies
in his Johnny Quest!
I gots nuthin’
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Charlie D 1:49 pm
Vinny D 6:05 pm
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FTWins
If a skinny guy
With fake boobs gives me renoB
Does this make me gay?
Guido Patel macks
On Butterface Tranny thing
Vishnu don’t approve
Shiva and Vishnu
Weep salty fuccen tears as
Vijay gropes Tranny
Saline bags ain’t tits
And don’t make a guy a chick
No matter how big
Who’s at the counter
At Fresno Dunkin Donuts
Whilst Vijay’s on prowl?
Tears of Lord Shiva
Can’t wash the stench of Tranny
Off Vijay’s fingers
Bud Lite Trucker Hat
Can’t hide Tranny’s Butterface
Yet Vijay sports wood
400 ccs
With nipples give Vijay a
RenoB, despite bloat
If this picture ain’t
From 1987
I’ll be depressed, Son
If Norman Fell had
Tits, one a the guys would a
Banged him all weeknd
Vijay hasn’t made
Doody since gyroscope was
Put in Monkeyhole
Urolagnia
May reduce Vijay’s bloat gut
Which would disgust me
Funny.
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Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooned. Sons.
Pro 26:1 “As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool”.
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It’s very quiet
In the tundra. But we got
Hot chicks and good weed.
Damn you Jacques Douchetou;
I clicked on your fuccen link.
Damn you DarkSock. Son.
Hey guys come on over
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