Friday, April 8, 2005

Fraiku

three boobsThere’s this recession;
Biff finds himself hard-pressed in
Silicone Valley

Charles Douchewin said…

Constant as the sun
and the movement of the tides;
Douchebags love airbags.

The Dude said…

Make it a double
I says, time to motorboard
Who cares if they’re fake?

Dickie Fingers said…

Biff has gotten soft
she is hard in all the wrong
places, face and boobs

He’s got the bad bloat
Since the gryoscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Sanjay blows Apple
store paycheck on bad trip to
Silicone Valley.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Neighborhood dogs howl
in pain when chest puppies are
rubbed together sons.

Magnum Douche P. I. said…

D-List porn actress
moonlights as Bud Light beer girl.
Gives butt hole a rest.

Vin Douchal said…

Dime store sunglasses
7-11 money
Dime store Indian

Ed Hardy Har Har said…

Hadji got sidetracked
by Yucca Mountain Boobies
in his Johnny Quest!

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Saline bags ain’t tits
And don’t make a guy a chick
No matter how big

 

Millennials. Can’t
Shoot em, can’t employ them.
Wilted salad years.

# posted by admin
1:49 pm February, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

Constant as the sun
and the movement of the tides;
Douchebags love airbags.

1:51 pm February, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

Here’s something to wash this picture away with..

2:14 pm February, 10 The Dude said...

Make it a double
I says, time to motorboard
Who cares if they’re fake?

7:26 pm February, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

^ I always figured
squirt sluts dot com were pissing.
Confirmed. Thanks C.D.

7:54 pm February, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

Biff has gotten soft
she is hard in all the wrong
places, face and boobs

7:59 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s got the bad bloat
Since the gryoscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

8:00 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tranny. Boob. Boobs.
Moobs. Tranny. bloat. Douchebag. Fag
Guido Green Glasses.
.
Trim my hedges while you’re at it.

8:47 pm February, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sanjay sells Dunkin
Donuts stores. Blows cash on Goose,
Tranny and cheap shades.

10:59 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t care if Dark
Sock IS black (respek). I don’t
Vote for Obama.

11:00 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She looks like a young
Peg Bundy. Not that Bundy
The serial killer.

11:01 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Iran’s Peg bundy
Creates counter to Iron Dome.
Plastic Baby Mugs.

11:02 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Iran’s Peg Bundy
Eats seafood and non-kosher
Ball cock meat. Ball cock.

11:03 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Iran’s Peg Bundy
Screams when she gets fucked hard. A
Ya-La-la-la-A.

11:04 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Iran’s Peg Bundy
Like to pick out the condoms.
No Shieks, always Shas.

11:05 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Iraq’s Peg Bundy
Only keeps skin smooth. With Yak
Spit and Schick razors.

11:07 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the Valley of
Holy Moses! Filming wrapped up
For. The King and Guy.

11:08 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Out of Babylon
Will come a douche that doth be
Smote. Smote by Tranny.

1:42 am February, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The pimp hand is weak
And leacherous with the one.
Put boobs in basket.

1:43 am February, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve been dieting
And exercising lately. Cock
Off I’m 190.

1:46 am February, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The young lady looks
Down. Amenorreagh laughs
At her uterus.

1:48 am February, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Been working out like
Nigel Pepper Cock’s cock. On
The reg like. Stoned Sons.

9:38 am February, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The paper towels
And blinky the blue screen do
Concur. Foul stench ahead,

9:40 am February, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Millennials. Can’t
Shoot em, can’t employ them.
Wilted salad years.

3:42 pm February, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sanjay blows Apple
store paycheck on bad trip to
Silicone Valley.

3:44 pm February, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Neighborhood dogs howl
in pain when chest puppies are
rubbed together sons.

3:46 pm February, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Space X will hire
her to use as multiple
rocket landing pads.

5:01 pm February, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those titties are so
badly over inflated
they have callouses

5:35 pm February, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sanjay will drown in
motorboating accident
after gulping Goose.

8:09 pm February, 11 jonezy said...

Another legendary bag has his own show apparently:
http://www.nbc.com/the-slap

8:34 pm February, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Did anyone else
notice that Sanjay’s gut size
same as her floaties?

10:03 pm February, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

Like with Locks of Love
Sanjay gives gut fat for boobs.
Is that organic?

10:14 pm February, 11 The Dude said...

Sanjay Gulptit says
Inorganic boobies don’t
cause cancer. And shit.

2:34 pm February, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Anyone else think
hat hides Bruce Jenner’s face that
well? Yeah, me neither.

2:39 pm February, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

^ Jonezy, I saw Fox
has a new show called Dick Slap
Looks better than that

2:39 pm February, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sanjay unaware
of Olympic-sized surprise
in bedroom tonight.

1:40 am February, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey. @C.Douchewin
My fat daughter is growing
A head to donate.
.
Liberals

1:42 am February, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Latin Peg Bundy
Farts in the Monkey Holes of
Other plastic-boobed.

3:32 pm February, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

D-List porn actress
moonlights as Bud Light beer girl.
Gives butt hole a rest.

5:10 pm February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Dem boobs is so big
Each one has it’s own pussy
Time of month? Nasty

6:02 pm February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

If’n you ain’t one
Self-proclaimin’ tittie man
This chick ain’t fer you

6:05 pm February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

“Sirs! Spare no expense!
Raji said buying those shades
99¢ Store

6:06 pm February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Dime sunglasses
7-11 money
Dime store Indian

6:08 pm February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Dime store sunglasses
7-11 money
Dime store Indian
.
.
oops^

6:47 pm February, 13 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Hadji got sidetracked
by Yucca Mountain Boobies
in his Johnny Quest!

11:50 pm February, 13 hermit said...

I gots nuthin’

.
Charlie D 1:49 pm
Vinny D 6:05 pm
.
FTWins

2:21 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If a skinny guy
With fake boobs gives me renoB
Does this make me gay?

2:26 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Guido Patel macks
On Butterface Tranny thing
Vishnu don’t approve

2:30 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Shiva and Vishnu
Weep salty fuccen tears as
Vijay gropes Tranny

2:33 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Saline bags ain’t tits
And don’t make a guy a chick
No matter how big

2:37 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Who’s at the counter
At Fresno Dunkin Donuts
Whilst Vijay’s on prowl?

2:40 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tears of Lord Shiva
Can’t wash the stench of Tranny
Off Vijay’s fingers

2:44 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bud Lite Trucker Hat
Can’t hide Tranny’s Butterface
Yet Vijay sports wood

2:54 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

400 ccs
With nipples give Vijay a
RenoB, despite bloat

2:57 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If this picture ain’t
From 1987
I’ll be depressed, Son

3:03 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If Norman Fell had
Tits, one a the guys would a
Banged him all weeknd

3:18 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vijay hasn’t made
Doody since gyroscope was
Put in Monkeyhole

3:31 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Urolagnia
May reduce Vijay’s bloat gut
Which would disgust me

4:32 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Funny.
.
Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooned. Sons.

5:01 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pro 26:1 “As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool”.
.
It’s very quiet
In the tundra. But we got
Hot chicks and good weed.

3:23 am February, 16 admin said...

Damn you Jacques Douchetou;
I clicked on your fuccen link.
Damn you DarkSock. Son.

5:33 pm February, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hey guys come on over
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/02/aquatool-advocates-for-peace/

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