Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Fraiku – Large Edition

JLargemanWho loves ya, Baby?
Who’s gravitas pulls Pear Moons?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

The Dude said…

When all’s said and done
Who’s gonna pay the bar tab?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

Who rocks the C-PAP
And the diabetes socks
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

 

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Who’s the guy bleeths call
Fatso with the fat wallet ?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

Vin Douchal said…

Who has five dicks, man
Can bang all these chicks at once
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

The Dude said…

Some guy gets to drive
the party girls home now. Who?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

Who is giving free
Beard rides to all the hot Bleeths
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

Et Tu Douche? said…

Who swung up to club
In his Ford® Super-Duty?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

Who’s got a sixty
Inch waist that all the Bleeths chase?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

Who is the reason
Hillary had private email?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

Who gave Dave Crosby
The anonymous liver.
JOHN LARGEMAN….Had Two.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Who can wear Prada
but will still get a NOTTA?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Who has massive balls
to spackle vaginal walls?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Who dribbles gravy
on turkey and on ladies?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Who will go down south
with bits of cheese in his mouth?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Who does Donkey Douche’s
mom call when she wants the schlong?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Who has Prostate Gland
That’s bigger than Rhode Island?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who!

 

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3:00 am July, 10 The Dude said...

When all’s said and done
Who’s gonna pay the bar tab?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

3:02 am July, 10 The Dude said...

When the DJ says
Tip the dancers, who’s gonna?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

3:03 am July, 10 The Dude said...

Some guy gets to drive
the party girls home now. Who?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

3:07 am July, 10 The Dude said...

Jen Garner (Center)
Left Ben for someone, but who?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

3:07 am July, 10 DarkSock said...

Who gets to slide his
Thickness into the Slickness?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

3:09 am July, 10 DarkSock said...

Who gets to pontoon
Their twin silicone balloons?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

11:23 am July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who rocks the C-PAP
And the diabetes socks
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

11:25 am July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who is giving free
Beard rides to all the hot Bleeths
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

11:28 am July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who is the man with
The enlarged heart of pure gold?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

11:30 am July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who sells used cars all
Day long and toots blow off pears?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

11:36 am July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who’s the man that slays
Bleeths and buffets all day long?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

12:57 pm July, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Who’s the guy bleeths call
Fatso with the fat wallet ?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

4:00 pm July, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Who has five dicks, man
Can bang all these chicks at once
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

4:26 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Who does blonde Milf call
When husband is out of town?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

4:26 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

This Fraiku has lot’s o potential

4:32 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Who has satisfied
All the chicks in this picture?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

4:38 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Party Girls Can’t Wait
To Party With JOHN LARGEMAN
They all will Fellate

4:48 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sir Sean Connery
Nods his head in approval
Respects JOHN LARGEMAN

4:51 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Who’s the gentleman
That rocks a blue pocket square?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

4:54 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Who’s Blue Pocket Square
Doubles as a cum stain rag?
JOHN LARGEMAN’S… that’s who

4:58 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Blond Chick In Blue Dress
Shave Quim a Quivering
Wants more JOHN LARGEMAN

5:03 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Who swung up to club
In his Ford® Super-Duty?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

5:08 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Who’s gonna one punch
Knock out goofy club bro’s?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

5:21 pm July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who get’s comped drinks
Saying he is John Goodman?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

5:24 pm July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who once took a shit
The size of a Cadillac?
JOHN LARGEMAN… that’s who.

5:27 pm July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Blond, Brunette, Redhead
Who’s the man that does them all?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

5:36 pm July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who banged your mom last
Summer while you were at camp?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

5:38 pm July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who’s got a sixty
Inch waist that all the Bleeths chase?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

5:48 pm July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who hasn’t seen their
Feet in years but gets mad cooz?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

5:54 pm July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who drank twenty beers
Then banged the Bleeths in the rear?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

6:37 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

When the party is over
Who’s gonna order hotel room service?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

6:46 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Who steals your date
And has skill on the dance floor?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

8:34 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who farts like it is
Nobodies business, wet farts?
JOHN LARGEMAN….That’s who.

8:37 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who shoplifts his suits
With a fanny pack and weed.
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

8:38 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who is the reason
Hillary had private email?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

8:39 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who gave Dave Crosby
The anonymous liver.
JOHN LARGEMAN….Had Two.

8:50 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who buys left side
Struts by the full case. IT’s HIM
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

9:51 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

All this time I thought
Vince created the Sham-Wow.
JOHN LARGEMAN….That’s who.

9:59 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who don’t listen to
His Haberdasher’s advice
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

11:37 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Heavy is the head
That wears the crown. Who wears crowm?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

11:39 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

11:45 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown

King Henry:
Canst thou, O partial sleep, give thy repose
To the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude,
And in the calmest and most stillest night,
With all appliances and means to boot,
Deny it to a king? Then happy low, lie down!
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
.

.

11:22 am July, 11 hermit said...

Who wouldn’t do this
Like that other fat dude does?
John Largeman…That’s who

11:25 am July, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Who Could Care Less
About Christian Audigier?
John Largeman…That’s who
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/07/death-to-douchey/

8:49 pm July, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Who can wear Prada
but will still get a NOTTA?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

8:51 pm July, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Who gets to pummel
all their puckered fudge tunnels?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

8:53 pm July, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Who has massive balls
to spackle vaginal walls?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

8:56 pm July, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Who dribbles gravy
on turkey and on ladies?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

9:03 pm July, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Who will go down south
with bits of cheese in his mouth?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

9:07 pm July, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Who loves good shumai
as much as demon hentai?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

6:11 pm July, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who’s the fat private
dick that’s a sex machine to
all the bleeths? LARGEMAN!

6:16 pm July, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who’s the human jump
castle the bleeths love to lay?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

6:18 pm July, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Who does Donkey Douche’s
mom call when she wants the schlong?
JOHN LARGEMAN… That’s who.

6:26 pm July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Who’s the guy that says
“Fuck ’em an feed ’em baked beans”?
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who

6:37 pm July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Who’s the fat guy that’s
A sex machine to all Bleeths?
LARGEMAN! You’re damn right…
.
This cat LARGEMAN is
A bad mutha (Shut your mouth!)
Talkin’ ’bout LARGEMAN
.
Then we can dig it
No one understands him but
His Bleeths. JOHN LARGEMAN!

Then we can dig it

6:38 pm July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Take out that last then we dig it…

6:41 pm July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Who has Prostate Gland
That’s bigger than Rhode Island?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who!

6:43 pm July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His Belly Folds smell
Like Limburger and Cruex
Belly Folds, I says

6:49 pm July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Big John is his name
Playin’ funky Bleeths is his
Claim to fame, Bitches

.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQZazWO0qY

8:35 pm July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who started the new
Trump/Sanders campaign today.
JOHN LARGEMAN…That’s who.

8:37 pm July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who fucks the top right
Marty Feldman’s grandaughter.
JOHN LARGEMAN..THAT’S JEW.

12:23 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who wanders what the
Fuck Neil Young says in this song?
JOHN HIPMAN LAREEGEMOON!
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiX8Rz5C3LY
.
Sha-da-day?

12:36 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

JOHN LARGEMAN DOESN’T
USUAL GET POLITICA.L. BUT WHEN
HE DOES..IT’S REV CHAD.
.
http://makeameme.org/meme/one-does-not-rhfmn1

12:44 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who apologizes
For the new commie pope. We
JOHN LARGEMAN..That’s who.

1:12 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Post-Millenials angst
Withers my will to live. But
Olive tapenaude with
.
Hummus and peppers
On sourdough make me cream my
Re-fried lentils.

1:14 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey Wallnuts takes
His time as he blows..Boombatz!
The local mercantile.. and shit.

1:08 pm July, 14 Dickey Fingers said...

Who uses the drapes
to wipe his shwantz, while laughing
JOHN LARGEMANN…bitches

8:32 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who’s attraction is
more than gravitational?
JOHN LARGEMAN…that’s who.

8:36 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Whose dumbass, whose.

1:40 am July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I tell ya fuckers I’m fucking mad and drunk. There are five terrible events meeting at this time in history that will cause a catalclism of shit fuck porportions,
.
1. Fucking Obama and Iran. FILTHY MOOSLIMS1111
2. Greek commie socialist cock smoking bailout fish eating assfuckers (respect/).
3. The Pope is a commie fag. (no homo-questioning?)
4. Trump peaking in the polls is welcome, yet beyond absurd that there are that many reactionary assholes like me and HERMIT.
5. Donut licking
.
rev CHAD predicts that the species Humanis will cease to exist within this month. Unrest in the southern nations will hit us with filthy Escobar gardening criminals. It will be made illegal to arrest a violent very dark tanned well-muscled ghetto man for any reason. More guns=less violence. Whitey goes to FEMA DEATH CAMPS or escapes to vermont. DONT BE A FEMA NWO STAT SONS. BUG OUT NOW BEFORE THE GRID BREAKS WITH LATE JULY CHICAGO HEAT. BUT WE DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HEAT FUELD CHICAGO MEXICAN RAPISTS CAUSE FATHER OF ZION AND ALL ROUND PATRIOT RAHM EMMANUEL.
WE ARE ALL FUCKED. THE BLACK GORILLAS WILL ATTACK WHITEY AND TAKE HIS GUNS, AND RAPE HIS WOMERN, AND PROBABLY SOME OF THEM ARE NICE RAPISTS.
.
BTW.. THERE ARE A FEW POSTS ON THE OLD SITE.
.
THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE IF THE ADMINISTRATOR BANGS HIS REVOLUTIONARY PROBATE. SON.
.
Fuck the mainstream man. Bug out. Be the last. Live free and Die standing. The end is nigh.
.
You have two chances to accept the Christ before you are doomed to hellfire before the Great Peace and the 100 years of G_D on earth Sons. Don’t waste your chance and Repent now.

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