Monday, April 11, 2005
Fraiku – ye olde pyraat edition
Blow me down, Matey;
Thar be treasure behind yon
Pasty sunken chest…
Ten-year-old girl, arms
Since the gryoscope was put
In his Dickie Hole.
Charles Douchewin said…
THAR he blows: chances.
The Great White Fail never sees
The man in the boat.
Charles Douchewin said…
Twenty thousand leagues
out of his league: “DIGZ me Brah!”
Know what I mean, Vern?
hermit said…
Those scribbled tatoos
are just like his pectorals.
No definition.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Gross hairy nipples
Will keep Chuck from scoring chicks
That, and Fetus Arms
Magnum Douche P. I. said…
Shiver me timbers
This landlubber has no chance
of scoring some booty
Girl on right tried to
Get into porn. Only made it
To Revengeyou.com
Ten-year-old girl, arms
Since the gryoscope was put
In his Dickie Hole.
Oh…. my Lebanese
Chick in the middle. I’d spackle
Your right side love cleft.
Left chick has very
Creepy tattoo of hand
On her taught tummy.
Girl on right tried to
Get into porn. Only made it
To Revengeyou.com
THAR he blows: chances.
The Great White Fail never sees
The man in the boat.
Twenty thousand leagues
out of his league: “DIGZ me Brah!”
Know what I mean, Vern?
Call me Ickmael.
Girls prepare to inspect schmekle.
Thin boy overboard!
Photo of when all
saw huge penis in Speedo!
Faces say it all!
Mortimer Largeman
Photobombs hotties on boat
He’s in midget porn
Phil will jack off hard
With Sister Wives fantasy
Later that evening
Phil’s back tatt points down
States, “Stick Cocck In Monkey Hole”
Rev Chad’s daughters laugh
Those scribbled tatoos
are just like his pectorals.
No definition.
No groin or chest shave
Appropriately happy
Goinpeace, Pasty
Life gave him “Lemmons”;
he suckled some fruit and loved
the sweet and salty.
Lebanese hottie
in photobomb redux thanks
to Mister Jizzreal.
Borrowed^^ “Lebanese”
from Rev; “monkey hole” will make
from page anyway.
front* page
.
Fuccen idiot proofreader reading it off those bottles again…..
Unfortunately
This guy is not a douche bag
Just a big ol’ dork.
Next time Chuck Manscapes
Needs to finish shaving chest
And hairy nipples
Gross hairy nipples
Will keep Chuck from scoring chicks
That, and Fetus Arms
Shiver me timbers
This landlubber has no chance
of scoring some booty
I’d pay plenty of
doubloons to see the middle
spinner’s poop deck. What ?
Reverend Chad got
His drivers license back. Looks
For young tarts to bang.
How many Hairy
Nipples does it take to make
These Bleeths vomit? 2…
A Canadian
Trampoline is something that
Everyone should try
.
http://www.redtube.com/372923
Come on over, your mock is requested
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/03/your-saturday-douchekiss/
That is a nice ass, Son.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk8FcTSL-mE
.
fuck Luminosity
I missed this haiku
Now I must do sepuku
Upon a douchebag.