Monday, April 11, 2005

Fraiku – ye olde pyraat edition

way to fucck up the shot assholeBlow me down, Matey;
Thar be treasure behind yon
Pasty sunken chest…

Ten-year-old girl, arms
Since the gryoscope was put
In his Dickie Hole.

Charles Douchewin said…

THAR he blows: chances.
The Great White Fail never sees
The man in the boat.

Charles Douchewin said…

Twenty thousand leagues
out of his league: “DIGZ me Brah!”
Know what I mean, Vern?

hermit said…

Those scribbled tatoos
are just like his pectorals.
No definition.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Gross hairy nipples
Will keep Chuck from scoring chicks
That, and Fetus Arms

Magnum Douche P. I. said…

Shiver me timbers
This landlubber has no chance
of scoring some booty

Girl on right tried to
Get into porn. Only made it
To Revengeyou.com

 

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6:35 am March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ten-year-old girl, arms
Since the gryoscope was put
In his Dickie Hole.

6:43 am March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oh…. my Lebanese
Chick in the middle. I’d spackle
Your right side love cleft.

6:44 am March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Left chick has very
Creepy tattoo of hand
On her taught tummy.

6:47 am March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girl on right tried to
Get into porn. Only made it
To Revengeyou.com

10:37 am March, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

THAR he blows: chances.
The Great White Fail never sees
The man in the boat.

10:40 am March, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

Twenty thousand leagues
out of his league: “DIGZ me Brah!”
Know what I mean, Vern?

1:43 pm March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Call me Ickmael.
Girls prepare to inspect schmekle.
Thin boy overboard!

5:19 pm March, 5 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Photo of when all
saw huge penis in Speedo!
Faces say it all!

5:48 pm March, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Mortimer Largeman
Photobombs hotties on boat
He’s in midget porn

8:23 pm March, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Phil will jack off hard
With Sister Wives fantasy
Later that evening

8:28 pm March, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Phil’s back tatt points down
States, “Stick Cocck In Monkey Hole”
Rev Chad’s daughters laugh

10:54 pm March, 5 hermit said...

Those scribbled tatoos
are just like his pectorals.
No definition.

10:56 pm March, 5 hermit said...

No groin or chest shave
Appropriately happy
Goinpeace, Pasty

11:14 pm March, 5 Wheezer said...

Life gave him “Lemmons”;
he suckled some fruit and loved
the sweet and salty.

11:18 pm March, 5 Wheezer said...

Lebanese hottie
in photobomb redux
thanks
to Mister Jizzreal.

11:20 pm March, 5 Wheezer said...

Borrowed^^ “Lebanese”
from Rev; “monkey hole” will make
from page anyway.

11:22 pm March, 5 Wheezer said...

front* page
.
Fuccen idiot proofreader reading it off those bottles again…..

1:23 am March, 6 Tackle Box said...

Unfortunately
This guy is not a douche bag
Just a big ol’ dork.

10:24 pm March, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Next time Chuck Manscapes
Needs to finish shaving chest
And hairy nipples

10:26 pm March, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gross hairy nipples
Will keep Chuck from scoring chicks
That, and Fetus Arms

1:19 am March, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Shiver me timbers
This landlubber has no chance
of scoring some booty

1:26 am March, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I’d pay plenty of
doubloons to see the middle
spinner’s poop deck. What ?

3:20 pm March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad got
His drivers license back. Looks
For young tarts to bang.

8:12 pm March, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How many Hairy
Nipples does it take to make
These Bleeths vomit? 2…

2:49 am March, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A Canadian
Trampoline is something that
Everyone should try
.
http://www.redtube.com/372923

3:59 pm March, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Come on over, your mock is requested
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/03/your-saturday-douchekiss/

2:25 am March, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is a nice ass, Son.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk8FcTSL-mE
.
fuck Luminosity

2:41 am March, 10 The Dude said...

I missed this haiku
Now I must do sepuku
Upon a douchebag.

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