Saturday, April 2, 2005
Friday Haiku
Both Slim Jenny and
Biff both at Ground Zero when
Diarrhea strikes
The Dude said…
Slim Jenny’s Rehab
party is derailed by Biff’s
sudden butt plug slip.
She must eat the grain
Since the gyroscope was
In her Monkey Hole.
hermit said…
When the mooslims bomb
Las Vegas down to the dirt
I’ll join the Jihad
Charles Douchewin said…
Why am I working?
When Rehab looks just like what
puts you in Rehab.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
I think I see a
pea that she ate last week. No
just belly button.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Somewhere in L.A.
a restaurant is missing
its waitress / busboys
Ed Hardy Har Har said…
WTF on right!
Arms like twigs. Pale moonlight flesh.
Tribe of Ghost Douches.
hermit said…
She raised her arm shank
In bold vegan defiance
Then she fell over
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Vin Diesel macks on
Rehab Guidette in background
Whilst party rages
Slim Jenny’s Rehab
party is derailed by Biff’s
sudden butt plug slip.
Adderall abuse
Degraded her muscle mass
And her armpit hairs
Bill’s weakened sphincter
Can’t hold back the excrement
It’s a one-way street
When the mooslims bomb
Las Vegas down to the dirt
I’ll join the Jihad
She raised her arm shank
In bold vegan defiance
Then she fell over
Slim Jenny got thin
With L-Carnitine and Rev
Chad’s Cannabutter
She must eat the grain
Since the gyroscope was
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts lean abs in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. Premature Hose.
Five minutes later
ISIS kills all but Jenny…
Blessed be her name.
I got it, I got
It. I got her number on
The wall. I got it.
I got it. For a
Good time call. 8 -6 -7-5
3-0-9. She’s hot.
Lean Jenny’s side boob
wants to call for rescue from
Howler monkey puds.
.
.
I’m EIGHTEEN and I don’t know what I like.
Shaka man’s nearly
ex-wife brings pic to lawyer.
That’s the real shocker.
Bud Light colonics
was special of the day and
name of band playing.
.
23 skiddoo
Why am I working?
When Rehab looks just like what
puts you in Rehab.
I think I see a
pea that she ate last week. No
just belly button.
.
one short of a dozen
Biff offers prostate
exam to his best bro. He
squeals with great delight.
.
legal in all states
Is face agony
or ecstasy after beer
opened with butt cheeks?
.
10 will get you 20
Somewhere in L.A.
a restaurant is missing
its waitress / busboys
Jenny stays slim through
a strict diet of vodka
prunes and man chowder
WTF on right!
Arms like twigs. Pale moonlight flesh.
Tribe of Ghost Douches.
.
.
She came on like a dream…
Jenny at Rehab
Gives me the massive renobS
In sub-zero temps
Jenny’s pierced oblique
Makes my renoB want to pierce
Her pink, sweet O-ring
Vin Diesel macks on
Rehab Guidette in background
Whilst party rages
I like slim Jenny
I also like two of the
four boobs in this pic.
Rev come on over
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