Saturday, April 2, 2005

Friday Haiku

WAZZUPBoth Slim Jenny and
Biff both at Ground Zero when
Diarrhea strikes

The Dude said…

Slim Jenny’s Rehab
party is derailed by Biff’s
sudden butt plug slip.

She must eat the grain
Since the gyroscope was
In her Monkey Hole.

hermit said…

When the mooslims bomb
Las Vegas down to the dirt
I’ll join the Jihad

Charles Douchewin said…

Why am I working?
When Rehab looks just like what
puts you in Rehab.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

I think I see a
pea that she ate last week. No
just belly button.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Somewhere in L.A.
a restaurant is missing
its waitress / busboys

Ed Hardy Har Har said…

WTF on right!
Arms like twigs. Pale moonlight flesh.
Tribe of Ghost Douches.

hermit said…

She raised her arm shank
In bold vegan defiance
Then she fell over

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Vin Diesel macks on
Rehab Guidette in background
Whilst party rages

# posted by admin
10:19 am January, 9 The Dude said...

Slim Jenny’s Rehab
party is derailed by Biff’s
sudden butt plug slip.

12:00 pm January, 9 hermit said...

Adderall abuse
Degraded her muscle mass
And her armpit hairs

12:00 pm January, 9 hermit said...

Bill’s weakened sphincter
Can’t hold back the excrement
It’s a one-way street

12:01 pm January, 9 hermit said...

When the mooslims bomb
Las Vegas down to the dirt
I’ll join the Jihad

12:04 pm January, 9 hermit said...

She raised her arm shank
In bold vegan defiance
Then she fell over

12:44 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Slim Jenny got thin
With L-Carnitine and Rev
Chad’s Cannabutter

12:45 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She must eat the grain
Since the gyroscope was
In her Monkey Hole.

12:47 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts lean abs in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. Premature Hose.

12:52 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Five minutes later
ISIS kills all but Jenny…
Blessed be her name.

12:54 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got it, I got
It. I got her number on
The wall. I got it.

12:56 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got it. For a
Good time call. 8 -6 -7-5
3-0-9. She’s hot.

2:04 pm January, 9 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Lean Jenny’s side boob
wants to call for rescue from
Howler monkey puds.
.
.
I’m EIGHTEEN and I don’t know what I like.

3:06 pm January, 9 Charles Douchewin said...

Shaka man’s nearly
ex-wife brings pic to lawyer.
That’s the real shocker.

3:07 pm January, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bud Light colonics
was special of the day and
name of band playing.
.
23 skiddoo

3:08 pm January, 9 Charles Douchewin said...

Why am I working?
When Rehab looks just like what
puts you in Rehab.

3:09 pm January, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think I see a
pea that she ate last week. No
just belly button.
.
one short of a dozen

3:12 pm January, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Biff offers prostate
exam to his best bro. He
squeals with great delight.
.
legal in all states

3:17 pm January, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is face agony
or ecstasy after beer
opened with butt cheeks?
.
10 will get you 20

4:41 pm January, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Somewhere in L.A.
a restaurant is missing
its waitress / busboys

5:42 pm January, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Jenny stays slim through
a strict diet of vodka
prunes and man chowder

5:56 pm January, 9 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

WTF on right!
Arms like twigs. Pale moonlight flesh.
Tribe of Ghost Douches.
.
.
She came on like a dream…

7:26 pm January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jenny at Rehab
Gives me the massive renobS
In sub-zero temps

7:29 pm January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jenny’s pierced oblique
Makes my renoB want to pierce
Her pink, sweet O-ring

7:48 pm January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vin Diesel macks on
Rehab Guidette in background
Whilst party rages

7:56 pm January, 9 Dickie Fingers said...

I like slim Jenny
I also like two of the
four boobs in this pic.

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