Friday, April 1, 2005
Friday-ish Hungover Haiku
Excited DoucheBags
Eager to rip packaging
Off RealDoll™ purchase.
hermit said…
It puts the lotion
in basket or gets the hose
shrink-wrap Asian ho’s
It puts the Asians
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. Cling Wrap Hose.
Never wear drop sheets
When outnumbered. Makes cleanup
Too easy for murder.
Retarded brother
Jon-Ni bought wrong costumes. They
Asked for the Buddha.
Come on over guys, good times to be had.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/01/2015-smoot-says-groooo/
Why are they wearing
trash bags when faced with storm of
milliliters, sons?
.
8 mL
Channel 3 game show
“Happy Lucky You Win Now!”
Free Ponzu Take Home!
Bukakke party
for tapioca shooters
biggest waste of time.
.
25
Rubber covers save
lovers but the plastic seems to
be on the wrong ones.
.
12 combined inches
Where the fucck is everyone?
With enough xanax
three douches hope that two sheets
to the wind enough.
.
25
Mad TV cast has
Party to celebrate the
Fame they never had.
Hazmat snowbunnies
Ready for the circle jerk
Wait – that’s not champagne!
It puts the lotion
in basket or gets the hose
shrink-wrap Asian ho’s