Friday, April 1, 2005

Friday-ish Hungover Haiku

at least the ladies came preparedExcited DoucheBags
Eager to rip packaging
Off RealDoll™ purchase.

hermit said…

It puts the lotion
in basket or gets the hose
shrink-wrap Asian ho’s

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12:56 pm January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the Asians
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. Cling Wrap Hose.

12:57 pm January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Never wear drop sheets
When outnumbered. Makes cleanup
Too easy for murder.

12:59 pm January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Retarded brother
Jon-Ni bought wrong costumes. They
Asked for the Buddha.

5:51 pm January, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Come on over guys, good times to be had.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/01/2015-smoot-says-groooo/

3:01 pm January, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why are they wearing
trash bags when faced with storm of
milliliters, sons?
.
8 mL

3:24 pm January, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Channel 3 game show
“Happy Lucky You Win Now!”
Free Ponzu Take Home!

6:45 pm January, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bukakke party
for tapioca shooters
biggest waste of time.
.
25

6:40 pm January, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Rubber covers save
lovers but the plastic seems to
be on the wrong ones.
.
12 combined inches

6:41 pm January, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Where the fucck is everyone?

6:44 pm January, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

With enough xanax
three douches hope that two sheets
to the wind enough.
.
25

7:04 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mad TV cast has
Party to celebrate the
Fame they never had.

8:02 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

Hazmat snowbunnies
Ready for the circle jerk
Wait – that’s not champagne!

1:29 am January, 7 hermit said...

It puts the lotion
in basket or gets the hose
shrink-wrap Asian ho’s

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