Girls love dolla bills;
Leave a few hanging out of
Your blue jean pocket…
I dig the spinner
With Menses Rag on head. The
Bleethes are Trannies. Sons.
Enough alcohol &
prettymuch anydouche will
look like Magic Mike.
The Witches of New
Brunswick and Vince hit da club.
Blow all his paycheck.
Got facial bruising
At the nervous hospital
Lobotomy scars
The girl on the left
Gave birth to a stillborn child
In the parking lot**
**Damn, Son…. – DarkSock
Dog tags from Iraq,
Cash from job driving forklift,
Good looks from chipmunk.
Checks her pulse to see
if the roofies have kicked in.
run menses rag, run
Dolla Bill Douche looks
a little woozy. Later
he’s one kidney short.
Special Ed teachers
Remove his hockey helmet
Pose with new student
Big Joey P
Straight outta Staten Island
Also outta cash
Slingblade tests neck for
big lawn mower blade surprise.
Calls 911 next.
I dig the spinner
With Menses Rag on head. The
Bleethes are Trannies. Sons.
Fake dog tags? Douchey
Pocket dolla tease? Douchey
Why x3, just why?
Enough alcohol &
prettymuch anydouche will
look like Magic Mike.
The Witches of New
Brunswick and Vince hit da club.
Blow all his paycheck.
That New Brunswick is
A vile and franophone place.
English need not apply.
BTW. I’m in
For a medical DP in the
Morn. Old age is bad.
.
Fuck you Father Time and the endoscope you rolled in on. Mixing the purgative with the Smirnoff.
If I have cancer
I’m getting stoned. If I don’t have
Cancer, I’m getting stoned.
.
My cancer treatment
Is 9′ tall in the grove
Awaiting first frost.
Dark Sock is alive.
May Allah be praised in all of hid
Medieval Paedophile bastards.
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/09/saudi-arabia-wont-take-any-syrian-refugees-but-offers-to-build-200-mosques-for-them-in-germany
Syrian retard
Finds asylum in strip club
Digs refuge G-strings
Got facial bruising
At the nervous hospital
Lobotomy scars
The girl on the left
Gave birth to a stillborn child
In the parking lot
Dog tags from Iraq,
Cash from job driving forklift,
Good looks from chipmunk.
Cheeks puffy with nuts,
Given whole new meaning when
in men’s bathroom stall.
Checks her pulse to see
if the roofies have kicked in.
run menses rag, run
Dolla Bill Douche hits
on Jemima’s secret child.
Give her his syrup.
Dolla Bill Douche looks
a little woozy. Later
he’s one kidney short.
Some weird fashion mix
On these three do-able Bleeeths
He sticks with douche duds
Special Ed teachers
Remove his hockey helmet
Pose with new student
Head Wound Harriet
Was better of in Trauma
Ward then with these three
In Vegas girls met
Big Joey Pastafazool
Wasn’t a good trip…
Big Joey P
Straight outta Staten Island
But doesn’t know it
Big Joey P
Straight outta Staten Island
Also outta cash
Slingblade tests neck for
big lawn mower blade surprise.
Calls 911 next.
Hott chick scientists
parade new discovery
of douche hominid.
Private Douchebag has
medals and ribbons for snipe
hunts and douche detail.
If you need to have
your latrine spic and span call
Private Douchebag now.
Ran out of targets
on rifle range? No problem.
Private Douchebag goes.
Favorite game of troops.
Private Douche finds IED’s.
He comes back, you lose.
They call Alabama
The Crimson Tide. ………………….They call him
Retarded, and shit.
Heres a reminder
from 2005, sons
don’t bet the Giants.
Bleeth all the way left
Slim Semitic beauty for
Unspeakable things
.
Blondie know the score
Three inputs with boy or girl
Gives epic “O” face
.
Chick with the Shmata
Looks like maid, works like a pro
Clean out your meat pipe
.
Would bang really hard
Any of these young chicas
But wear three condoms
.
Slow witted douchebag
Mops jizz, strip club private rooms
Scrapes urinal pubes
.
He peeks in on show
Gets slapped on the reg by “ho’s
Makes him cream his jeans
.
Lots of “Missing” signs
For cats in his neighborhood
“They ain’t caught me yet!”
.
Dude jacks off daily
To Fox News talking head babes
But hey, don’t we all?
.
Make sense of this pic?
It doesn’t seem possible
Lest drugs are involved
Bored of this Haiku
Then Come On Over To Here
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/09/and-then-this-happened-3/