Friday, September 18, 2015

And then this happened…

Glambag

So what if the ghost of David Bowie masticated on the corporeal remains of a sunburned Axl Rose and pooped out two Gary Glitters and a Gary Busey?

This is the what.

This is that poop.

Retro Glam Gwynneth deserves better.

If for no other reason than the five year Sarah Lawrence reunion is coming up and there is no way she is showing up to that beer hall in Brooklyn with this bloated toothpaste tube of Aqua Stale. What would Ashley think?

On a related note, if you miss my musings, you can check out a side project Facebook page I just started up, Cockroaches of New York. It’s just like the award winning Humans of New York. But with cockroaches.

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6:35 pm September, 18 The Dude said...

He actually spent time in front of a mirror getting his hair to look like that? Was Bea Arthur’s stylist involved?

8:48 pm September, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

He looks like an extra who didn’t make the cut for “Rock Star” one of thee greatest movies of all time and by greatest I mean it was horrible.

8:54 pm September, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

“But one night, at the Social Club meeting Mary didn’t show up.
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass to see some big rock group for free…”

8:56 pm September, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these industrial towns
I know you’re prob’ly gettin’ tired of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect they never treat you nice”

8:58 pm September, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Again we see MUSIC causing BIG TROUBLE!”

2:26 am September, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Yeah, I can create pointless ironic facebook pages too. What of it?

4:38 am September, 19 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Wow, that’s painful.

Glam Gwynneth next to that metrosessual squid is like strawberry and whipped cream next to a bucket of diarrhea.

How could such a slurpalicious babe be caught even on the same CONTINENT with that mascara painted Ebola?

1:43 pm September, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

It should be “Roaches of New York.” “Cockroaches” has a needless syllable. Otherwise, fun. Also, never go full Joe’s Apartment.
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Everyone approves of Eartha Kitt on, near, or as – anything.
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Lastly, I caption this pic: “Total Eclipse by a Shart”.
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Turn around, bright eyes.

3:27 am September, 21 admin said...

T”was Charlie D what won the last belated Fraiku…must sober up and make a new one….must…find my center….*kaff kaff*
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/05/82335/

1:19 am September, 22 DarkSock said...

May 5th 2005…Velvet Goldmine’s done tapped out. Son.
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/fraiku-redux/

2:16 pm September, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why does anyone read Salon.com?
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http://www.salon.com/2015/09/21/im_a_pedophile_but_not_a_monster/

2:18 pm September, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ ‘Sock
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The fraiku needs a fixin’. I can’ts make up noze fraikooze.

2:27 pm September, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Oh, that’s right. This is why you’re all here:
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/newsreader-lands-anchor-role-after-6492279#rlabs=6%20rt$sitewide%20p$2
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yeah, I’m lazy. Sue me.

5:40 pm September, 23 Fraiku is Fraikan't said...

I look at this guy
with the Bea Arthur hair but
can’t post a Haiku

11:20 pm September, 23 Charles Douchewin said...

Fraiku resumes here?
Because using the same pic –
DarkSock crossed the streams.

12:05 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

I may have Alzheimers, but at least I don’t have Alzheimers. Sons.
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Let’s try this again, but this time with the awesome ability to post comments….
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Velvet Goldmine Redux Fraiku back in May 2005. Son:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/05/friday-haiku-darksock-is-senile-edition/

12:05 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

I may have Alzheimers, but at least I don’t have Alzheimers. Sons.

12:05 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

JOHN EARL! YOU FEED THEM HOGS YET, BOY?

12:07 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine has a shinier pudendal cleft than his girlfriend here.

12:08 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine makes his own hair gel. With his balls. and he don’t share with Kie$ha here. Son.

12:08 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine’s favorite lube is Aqua Net.

12:25 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine obsessively monitors the status of Abe Vigoda:
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http://www.abevigoda.com/

12:26 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine lays his big ol’ head on his pillow each night and cries himself to sleep over little ol’ Lindsey Graham (R).

12:27 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine craps rhythmically into sandwich bags and dates each one.

12:27 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine has 4 of Sheryl Crow’s toenail clippings. Or so he THINKS…

12:28 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine went on to become Syndrome, arch-nemesis of Mr. Incredible.

12:29 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine gave the Pope a ride in his ’72 Dodge Ram pickup in 2013 on the outskirts of Butte, Montana while he was hitching on ‘shroom caps.

12:29 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine uses Whammo frisbees for butt plugs.

12:30 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine twerks LIKE A TORNADO, GIRL

12:31 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine had a walk-on role in Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

12:32 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine knows that what people say of L.B.J. is also true of Elvis Presley. He’s moving down to Florida. Stepchild.

12:33 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine made skates of bacon.
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His favorite song is “Skate of Bulgaria” by the amazing group “BathTub Shitter”:
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11:47 pm September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine goes skeet skeet skeet on your Panini if you give him stink-eye, Son.

11:48 pm September, 25 DarkSock said...

Debbie Dongle’s eye shadow mimics the not-so-brown eye of Velvet GoldMine.

11:50 pm September, 25 DarkSock said...

Velvet Goldmine has Polaroids of Boehner’s Boner. Then today happened.
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Trump was holding the camera.
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A guy Hastert do what a guy Hastert do.

11:51 pm September, 25 DarkSock said...

ChickenHawks

12:25 am September, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*sound of crickets chirping*

1:17 am October, 8 admin said...

*tumbleweed*

1:17 am October, 8 admin said...

*dog farts in the distance; then lazily copulates with tortoise corpse*

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