Sunday, May 8, 2005
Fraiku
I used to bullseye
In my T-16 back home;
Those canyons are HUGE…
The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said…
Famiglia. Schlomozzle
Hossenpfeffer incorpo
Rated. Il Divo.
Black Doctor said…
Her boobs are in an
Open relationship with
Time, space, gravity
hermit said…
Axe-handle butt plugs
Nipples like cigarette burns
These babes got it all
DoucheyWallnuts said…
If that nose was brains
She’d be a regular Al
Einstein, and then some
Carlos Danger said…
Like Lamar Odom
and Kardashian creature
boobs need time apart
Vin Douchal said…
In place of chest hair
Spirograph© retard doodle
Run amok with douche
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
“Give me something to
Break” yell Fred’s bros unaware
it is Fred’s cherry.
Famiglia. Schlomozzle
Hossenpfeffer incorpo
Rated. Il Divo.
Like Lamar Odom
and Kardashian creature
boobs need time apart
We have seen is sad
Spectacle of Columbus
Day Romp before.
Rev’s first entry is the winner. Made me laugh heartily.
In place of chest hair
Spirograph© retard doodle
Run amok with douche
Takes one for the team
Covered in greasy remnants
Douche armpit chode sauce
Some generations
Of late Moe, Larry, Curly
Carry the Stooge gene
Aging Bieber Fan
Clings to his fading fashion
Ponders growing beard
Her boobs are in an
Open relationship with
Time, space, gravity
Tattooed Jesus Bling
Makes Baby Jesus shed tears
Of “You people suck.”
Hey remember me
You betas better because
I am middle aged.
Above penis tramp
Stamp makes me yearn for the days
I didn’t read good
http://www.truenorthtimes.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/justin-trudeau-praying-in-mosque.jpg
Fred’s bros are glad he
did them all for the nookie.
Hotts like the cookies.
“Give me something to
Break” yell Fred’s bros unaware
it is Fred’s cherry.
Axe-handle butt plugs
Nipples like cigarette burns
These babes got it all
I’d thrust my man snake
Betwixt their magnificent
sidewinder bubbles
Their fresh-shorn pussies
reveal thin capillaries
Rand McNally style
Fred and bros felt more
comfortable at their last
pool party than here.
I may get out of here now that hell has frozen over and my Canadians have been placed into a political occupancy of the terriblist kind. A fascist commie got elected as PM last night. Fuck fucking fuck fuck. My parents need my help before put in the gulag for having invested wisely and lived frugally. My own small estate must be settled before the taxman wield his unruly hatchet on my beloved departeds.
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I present tho you, Trudeau the Stupider.
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/19/world/canadian-election/
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Think of him as a French Canadian separatist Obama. Get some guns Sir Charles. Defend thyselfs!
Perfect proportions
Space between her fake Hooters
Big enough for nose
Why does the Tatt Bro
Have the name of Mets closer
On his abdomen?
Dear Reverend Kroeger,
I appreciate the admonition , and Iv’e already departed using the parting advice from the late separatist T.J. ‘Stonewall’ Jackson (immediately unclear where/how to allocate respect), where I have crossed over the border to rest under the shade of the 10th amendment.
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And though politically unpopular as it may be: ‘Black Doctor’ @ 7:38 FTW.
All mockin aside
I’d bang all tree a these Bleeths
Then drink a ‘Buca
If that nose was brains
She’d be a regular Al
Einstein, and then some
On a related note, I think this photo was used here before.
Hair Gel Harry smiles
For the camera whilst hiding
Bro induced renoB
The new PM is
Handsome. Does that make me gay?
Asking for a friend
Test
Rev,
Don’t fear. As you may recall the US elected a socialist Muslim back in 2008 A.D.
Since then we’ve had nothing but hope and change and love. As promised, he ended poverty and violence, eliminated the national debt, lowered the sea level and united the races into perfect harmony.
He was also awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for bombing an Afghani hospital and killing pirates and shit.
@ Hermit
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you forgot to mention how great he was at drawing lines in the sand in Syria.
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#chemicalweaponsrock
Sho’ yo’ right Dr. Bunsen.
His list of accomplishments are impressive and numerous, none more momentous than the landmark “Cash for Clunkers” legislation passed in 2008 which changed the course of history.
But, putting politics aside I implore you, all of you regardless of ideological prescript, we must elect Donald Trump in 2016 at all costs. Do I think he can solve the nation’s ills? Hell no. Do I believe he can save us from certain economic insolvency? No fuckin’ way. Is he a self-serving, pompous narcissist? Without a doubt.
But for the love of God, if this country is destined to slide down into the inevitable shithole of mediocrity, and you know it is, can we not at least be entertained?
Come on over
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/10/82380/