Saturday, May 7, 2005

Fraiku: GreenPoop Edition

Bruno Von GreenPoopBruno Von GreenPoop
Goes for post-Whopper buttsecks;
Ejaculates Teal…

DoucheyWallnuts said…

The Chesire Cat grin
Can only mean one thing. The
Roofies have kicked in

The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said…

The colour of her
Estrus Fluids is moist and
Rare. How rare? Soylent.

The Dude said…

Our sewers are filled
With rivers of bright green poop
Must flush Bruno too

hermit said…

A bottle of wine
A rectal thermometer
Me and that brunette

The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said…

Her cup they go run
Over. To lay her down in
A field of clover.

Vin Douchal said…

Lots of ass play here
He said to an empty room
I’ll peg my own ass

 

 

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3:55 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

Her bottom quadrant
Filled with BK goodness…Lo!
Douche gets GreenPeen

3:57 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

Green Poop makes ‘Sock
The happiest in two years;
Puts shotgun in mouth.

3:58 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

Bruno is inspired;
Penetrates her urethra.
GreenPiss Movement born…

4:00 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

Luck o’ the Irish;
He drills her cyan buttocks.
Fuck o’ the Green Rash

4:01 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her butt.
Lo! Post-coitus Tsunami…
Chlorophyll backwash.

4:02 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

Burger King? I don’t
Think so; her colon replies
More like Burger Green.

4:03 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

Unite, BagHunters
Or so help me I will make
My shit top comment…

2:06 pm October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Like a moth to flame,
Bruno takes selfie instead
of ogling hott.

8:05 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

The colour of her
Estrus Fluids is moist and
Rare. How rare? Soylent.

8:07 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

Could be tan. Could be
Mulatto. I would lick her quim
With bass vibrato.

8:09 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

His hair is wavy
With hints of NAVY. Cover
Her with my man gravy.

8:09 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

Her cup they go run
Over. To lay her down in
A field of clover.

8:10 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

Irish tales of lasses
Who seek the cock. My Irish
Jesus-sized Shamrock.

8:12 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

One fish, two fish.
His face is red. Pee is yellow
Blue makes happy fellow.

8:14 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

What did you put in
My drink you moose. Drug me with
The demon Chantreuse.

8:15 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

Later that night..He
Idea. Smashes his head in
A brand new Kia.

8:17 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

Bruno’s hair is the
Dippity-Doo. Face looks like
A frozen asshole.

8:18 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

Her boobs says yes,
His cock says no. Cursed with
Scrotal Gangrene. Sons.

10:18 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

John Leguizamo and Madonna are here with me and my new friends.
.
The old phone doesn’t get good reception underground.
.

10:24 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

The old house cat knows a lot about pussy and says it in F Major tempo moderato why do I say this well in a band doing covers on Cruise Ships people often said your 3 guitar players what Nazi Vampire Biker gang are those women in well ask Dracula’s daughter my wife on keyboards the rhythm guitar player is one daughter 8 other girls are our daughters too, and shit.

12:15 am October, 9 DarkSock said...

Who IS this new face to the site…this T.R.C.K.W.T.B.I.F.H.F.?

2:06 am October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

I was having a conversation with Aristotle today on the way from limbo to the nether reaches of my post-corporal life. The fucker called me a tragic hero. That’s the pope calling the kettle a Mooslem for ya.
.
He told me I couldn’t stay in limbo due to my numerous sins and improprieties. He assigned Amanda Seyfreid’s aborted hissing foetus to lead me downward. The food here is aweful, onion soup and head cheese 45 times a day.

2:39 am October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

Christina Applegate’s amputated tits are looking good on my cock.

1:03 pm October, 9 The Dude said...

Our sewers are filled
With rivers of bright green poop
Must flush Bruno too

3:43 pm October, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When Bruno drinks too
many grasshoppers his pee
is just like pea soup.

3:47 pm October, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tina just realized
Bruno should be between black
buns to sate his needs.

4:06 pm October, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev Chad

Nancy is back and she just called you out over here.
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/10/the-manicorn/

6:50 pm October, 9 hermit said...

I got no problem
If Admin wins ass pear with
“post-Whopper buttsecks”

6:54 pm October, 9 hermit said...

If I banged Brunette
I’d gush glorious love juice
prematurely

6:55 pm October, 9 hermit said...

A bottle of wine
A rectal thermometer
Me and that brunette

8:58 pm October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Lots of ass play here
He said to an empty room
I’ll peg my own ass

9:00 pm October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Puddle gathering
Green slime almost ankle deep
And it smells like ass

9:01 pm October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Hott chicks bore Bruno
Would rather a nine inch shaft
Suppository

3:19 pm October, 11 hermit said...

It can work both ways
Anal can make one hungry
Post butt-sex Whopper®

1:06 am October, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said...

http://giphy.com/gifs/monkey-throwing-poop-UCPxCzwwZ0KJi

2:12 am October, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Chesire Cat grin
Can only mean one thing. The
Roofies have kicked in

11:08 am October, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The smell of his farts
Wafts up inside the silk shirt
And makes Jacqui wet

11:09 am October, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He gave her good news
DB1 has updated
The home page. She grins

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