Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Venus Hairtrap

The El Paso “Injuns and Icecream” Swap Meet hadn’t seen this much excitement since Bertha broke her hip at the Bingo tournament.

# posted by douchebag1
2:57 pm August, 18 creature said...

is her name Venus? looks like she caught a big greasy fly in her trap

2:58 pm August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wilbur struggles to control his rage at Eva’s lack of ability proper frolic in the swap meet’s parking lot.

2:59 pm August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ long fuccen day. How about “ability TO properLY frolic”

2:59 pm August, 18 chaserofthehott said...

Ahh…. look at that little booty peakin out though. I like that!
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Yeah, little booty peaking out at me, you dirty little thing, Oh sorry still typing.

3:00 pm August, 18 douche bagel said...

she looks like a salsa dancer.
he looks like your standard run of the mill pud

3:01 pm August, 18 creature said...

“Is this how you do the 3 legged race?”

3:01 pm August, 18 Farthuffer McDoofus said...

Mmmmmmmmm…bum cleavite

3:02 pm August, 18 Blinded by the Shite said...

He brings salty fuccen tears to my eyes.
She brings salty fuccen tears to my eye.

3:03 pm August, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She really needs to work on that choke hold.

3:07 pm August, 18 Blinded by the Shite said...

Looks like someone used a portion of leggy’s turquoise bikini bottoms to patch up his camo shants. And for this we thank him.

3:12 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

My gawd, it’s the ANNETTE FUNICELLO we oldsters fondly remember, resurrecting her beach roles with a modern choadwank who is wearing a hairdo even Mickey Mouse wouldn’t be caught dead OR alive in.

3:13 pm August, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the back ground his father is yelling ” No way, get your hands off of her you slimy piece of turd, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times you can’t fuck your sister… again.

3:14 pm August, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ “

3:22 pm August, 18 mr.reeve said...

The back ground guy is as red as fire truck. Maybe apply some sun block next time, Red. Venus needs to open up and let the El Paso Faux Hawkbag go.

3:24 pm August, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Blinded by the Shite brings the solid gravatar. Come on now Whoop-di-Douche, Stephanie, and all, Blinded is making you look bad.
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3:29 pm August, 18 Rick Derris said...

I think she’s a ringer for Nikki Dial from the early 1990s.

3:46 pm August, 18 Sack O Douche said...

She’s a double bagger and he needs to be kicked in his nards and face simultaneously.

3:53 pm August, 18 creature said...

another douche myth shattered… if you press your pus infected parts together, they don’t heal

3:55 pm August, 18 creature said...

Jesse James & Sandy Bullock, the early years

4:48 pm August, 18 ed hardy faux camo pants said...

I was too busy looking at her wonderful arsenio to notice the douchebag.

4:55 pm August, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

These two bore me.
Ah munna go play some more ‘What’s In The Pail.’

6:32 pm August, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Inspired by Venus’ widow’s peak, Hairtrap fashions a tiny conehead, while Venus quickly retaliates with a raised thigh and a little patch of thong triangle, daring him to expose his sticky flytrap

6:37 pm August, 18 soy bomb said...

I agree with BVG. Boooorrrinnnnggg!
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Props to DB1 to categorize this post as dumbass though. Hilarious.

7:18 pm August, 18 Steve L. said...

if it traps anything other than hair, that would be totally wrong.

9:40 pm August, 18 Stephanie said...

My my the things that wash up onto the shore…crabs and stuff.

11:10 pm August, 18 Wheezer said...

It appears the Boss has a Mini-me:
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http://www.dbagplanet.com/2010/08/the-least-interesting-man-in-the-world
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The caption isn’t half-bad (for a change), but the style is reminiscent of DB1’s…..just like the fuccen website’s theme.

11:12 pm August, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

I don’t know what’s wrong with her cooter, but it did something scary to his shorts.

11:12 pm August, 18 Wheezer said...

I wonder is she’s a TopCat? Don’t they ever learn?

11:19 pm August, 18 Baleen said...

The Flytrap can be seen posing with his shiny new six pound Sieko. It is the rare Fista Culo model. In blingy white no less.
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She is spank worthy.

2:36 am August, 19 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

I pop in from a week long xanax binge and this is how you repay me DB1, with delightful ass pear being groped by a semi-retarded neanderthal? Well fuck you man.

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And fuck life.

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And fuck monkeys, how dare they sling shit all willy-nilly without inviting me.

8:32 am August, 19 Captain Garanichode said...

nice cupie-doll point douche…. grab that cheek and squeeze till she squeals

8:46 am August, 19 DoucheYaWannaDance said...

Glad to see Sandra Bullock has moved on from Jessie.

3:28 am August, 20 iDouche said...

I’m pretty sure his hairdresser missed a bit.

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