Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Where’s Fish Slap?

Somewhere in this unbalanced lineup of far too many pumped up schloads and far too little gnawable hott chicks, I’ve carefully hidden HCwDB legend, Fish Slap.

Look closely.

Can you slap him in the face with a dead fish for being such a douche?

# posted by douchebag1
5:32 pm October, 5 Crucial Head said...

First person to name the date this pic ran previously gets a reach-around courtesy of Mr. White.
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My money is on Wheezer.

5:33 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

If you looked up “wankers” in the dictionary , this photo would be next to it

5:34 pm October, 5 TruthAboveAll said...

At first glance one could see that this is your typical vegas/miami douchebag convention, But after further investigation I am sad to report that I was right the first time.

5:36 pm October, 5 CBS said...

in Canadian news. the government spends the high taxes so wisely like the 20k that went into making this commercial

don’t care about old ppl? wonder y? maybe bc they were wife beating, child beating, ignorant war mongering, closet dwelling, bible thumping, diesel guzzling, animal and species extinguishing, chain smoking, racist, phony ass bastards who destroyed the planet and left us with no future while they reaped the benefit of technological advancement sans checks and balances. i would gladly strip any old person of their pension. they dont deserve it.

oh and fish slap…fuck your grandaddy, fuck your grandma and most of all fuck you baitch!! i cant even find you in that mess of retarded scumbaggery and now my eyes are sore from squinting at ugly pinheads.

5:45 pm October, 5 CBS said...

is he the one reading that book?…oh god, i’m sorry, what a stupid question.

5:57 pm October, 5 soy bomb said...

Ugh. As if I needed another excuse to “drink”. *Cracks open Bush Light, injects directly into eyeballs*

5:58 pm October, 5 CBS said...

the three bikinied monkeys are pretty wack… smell no evil, sniff no evil and snort no evil…at least that coke coma known as fish slap can trust them in his basement. i doubt the same can be said for the rest of the nimrods in this pic. i think if i was the guy reading i would ask them all to move over twenty feet as i fear getting stupider just smelling the stink of their troglodytic musk and 3 day old rotting bellend chaff

6:04 pm October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

Not only would I be able to crack him squarely upside the head with a large trout, I would successfully knock out half of the row of douchebags on the same swing.

6:05 pm October, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

@ CBS The only reading Fishslap needs is the newspaper wrapped around a fish he is being repeatedly slapped with.
Fishslap, I blame you for Chernobyl. And Cher.

6:07 pm October, 5 CBS said...

@dreuche

lol. tru say.

6:16 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Slaps With Fishes

6:17 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Slapdler’s List

6:18 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Mr. Slap Goes to Vegas

6:19 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

West Slap Story

6:19 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

The Slap of Music

6:19 pm October, 5 system of douche said...

The annual Stone Wall Builders and Landscapers Guild convention was a hoot until 14 pagers went off simultaneously.

The walls don’t get built and the grass don’t get cut by themselves.

6:20 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Close Slapcounters of the Fish Kind

6:20 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Slap Encounters of the Fish Kind … better, eh?

6:23 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Twelve Angry Douchii ( I know there’s only eleven but what about the choad snapping the photo? He counts)

6:27 pm October, 5 system of douche said...

Time to reverse the Mariel Boatlift. We are full up here.

6:28 pm October, 5 Henry said...

Combined total of tattoos = 164
Combined total of Ed Hardy outfits = 12
Combined IQ = 135.9

6:32 pm October, 5 Wedgie said...

^Very generous on the combined total; you must be including the girls who account for 135 of those points.

6:36 pm October, 5 Wedgie said...

Choad at front left missed the “no smiling” memo. Fuccen pussy.

6:51 pm October, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Make it stop,make it stop, my corneas….

BTW this is the true story of these douchebag sausage fests; 11 choads for every 3 bleeths.

7:37 pm October, 5 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

that is the most disgusting collection of human waste ever assembled in a confined space. I think i just puked out of my eye sockets

8:01 pm October, 5 Fatness said...

This is what a White Castle 3 AM fart looks like under a microscope.

8:09 pm October, 5 Baleen said...

The inked up choad who looks like he got beat up with a bag of hammers is peeing in a URC.
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Remember that massacre at the Luby’s cafeteria in Killeen, Tx back in ’91? A guy methodically shot up the place uloading clip after clip. Why can’t this happen at Rehab? Why, Lord Jebus?

8:20 pm October, 5 Wedgie said...

11 to 3, and the girls are thinking “you fuckers better call in some reinforcements”.

8:49 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

The All-You-Can-Eat Lasagna Party wraps up at the pool with a farting contest

9:06 pm October, 5 Steve L. said...

i’ll have to make sure to slap him with some cheap and rotten fish so as to not ruin some potentially good fish.

9:35 pm October, 5 ehcuodouche said...

A Slap Called Wanda

9:56 pm October, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Baleen 8:09
I’m gettin’ on this here plane. Watch the news tomorrow.

10:40 pm October, 5 Delta said...

I haven’t seen something this disgusting all in one place since a chimpanzee got into my stash of meth, ripped the neighbor’s face off, took a shit in his hand and smeared it across a Hieronymous Bosch painting.

11:31 pm October, 5 Wheezer said...

I get a reacharound?!?!? JOY!!!!!

11:32 pm October, 5 web agency milano said...

I think if i was the guy I was reading, I ask them all to spend more than twenty feet I fear to be more stupid than the smell of musk cave and three days decaying straws Bellenda.

11:43 pm October, 5 Wheezer said...

OK, so having the previous appearance of this pic of puke over in the HoS made this an easy find. I don’t know if I’d have found it otherwise. But at least (Fuck) Fish Slap keeps his broheims close by at all times, such as black ‘beater scrote there.
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And I do believe that is the Kitchenbag to the extreme left.
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But the pic I really want to find again is that of (Fuck) Fish Slap and his two bros getting ready to date rape some hott. FFS is gazing at the camera as if to say, “You really shouldn’t be shooting this” – meanwhile one choadwank bud has the gal in a virtual headlock. Seriously, we should turn that one in to the authorities – I can’t shake the look of abject fear on that gal’s face…..

11:44 pm October, 5 Crucial Head said...

Thanks Wheeze..
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Mr. White has a solid grip, but look out for the slight right-handed torque uponst finishing. Surprisingly satisfying…

12:11 am October, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

New Challenge….somewhere in this pic is hidden a case of crabs, a swarovski crystal buttplug, a scarred liver, dysmorphia, fetal alcohol syndrome, an unemployment check, impotence, secret gay stirrings, daddy issues, lonely desperation and HPV. Can you ind them?

12:11 am October, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

*find. Jeebus on a stick…..

12:25 am October, 6 Beatoff said...

I just vomited into my desk drawer after seeing these losers. After the choads ditch the bleeths they’re going to have a blowjob contest with each other.

4:31 am October, 6 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I hate to disappoint you all, but this was taken at the International Nuclear Physics Conference held in Vancouver over the July 4th weekend this year.
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They were pretty good waiters and waitresses, actually.

6:10 am October, 6 Eliza Douchecoo said...

*sniff* damn I can smell this group of slop through my monitor, that guy reading the book must have nose plugs.

6:16 am October, 6 Micah Mills said...

are the from IRAQ or IRAN? they look like terroist & need to be on the no fly list – or members of NABLA (north american boy lovers association) …

6:28 am October, 6 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Kitchenbag even brought his own red cup. Maybe he thinks he can get the hotts to perform in a new internet sensation: “3 Girls, 1 Cup.” “Duuhhh, ’cause 3 would be better than 2, amirite? Wooo! Up high, bro!”
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The douche on the far right, lightly caressing his bro’s hip obviously isn’t on steroids. Those pipe-cleaners sticking out of his t-shirt sleeve make Iggy Pop look like a professional arm-wrestler. How the hell did he get in this picture?

6:29 am October, 6 massengill said...

Anybody have the Faux Toe Shop skills to put Fish Slap’s head on everyone like this Cigar Guy pic

6:53 am October, 6 Choadthedouchesprocket said...

Sorry ‘bag hunters, but Fish Slap or no FFS, the absence of gnawable hotts and the presence of someone actually reading a book in the background should disqualify this pic ab initio.

Far more interesting would be video of the Wheezer-White coupling.

7:29 am October, 6 Deltus said...

When is someone going to invent the high-powered trout cannon?

7:47 am October, 6 Chevy Doucherado said...

I guess they were waiting for the photographer to tell them to “say cheese”.

Or maybe they cannot smile because they are incapabale of joy.

7:52 am October, 6 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

I see plenty of places to slap a fish and at least one fish to insert my wedding tackle…

8:23 am October, 6 all bagged out said...

So much for evolution !

8:23 am October, 6 all bagged out said...

What’s Darwin’s explanation for this ?!?

8:30 am October, 6 Claude Douchenburg said...

I would rather be fish slapped, foot stomped and dog bitten than be poolside with this herd of bags.

10:29 am October, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I blame this all on Beaker (before he ran away). Stoopid fuccker spliced Cro-Magnon and platypus DNA together. Medical fact: everyone in this picture can lay an egg and give birth to water buffalos that glow in the dark.

11:56 am October, 6 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

@ Massengil, 6:29,

That Cigar Guy pic is awesome. It’s my boss’s new desktop wallpaper.
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He’s really going to have to come up with a better password.

12:09 pm October, 6 Tom Choad said...

Ten total tools try to touch trampy trannies. Terrifying tattoed taint tortures Tom’s tolerance for tastlelesness. Time to toss cookies.

3:11 am October, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There can only be one explanation for the likes of FISH SLAP and his slap-happy entourage: ASIAN CARP flying out of the Illinois River and slapping unsuspecting boaters who disturb their water.

As there might well be a bounty on these nasty river invaders, perched on the edge of destroying the entire Great Lakes ecosystem should they cross the barrier in “Da Region” of the southernmost tip of Lake Michigan (and northwesternmost area of Indiana), I say let teenage boyz have their way with bb guns and canoe paddles to see who can slap the hell out of the most fish.

CARP-E DIEM.

3:13 am October, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Oh, and FISHSLAP is the star tatt in the blue trunks, with the bar towel hanging out of his waistline.
Who does he think he is, the quarterback?

11:10 am October, 7 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

^ Well, he does like to get right up behind other guys bending over and reach under to grab their balls…

11:14 am October, 7 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

He also huddles with ten other dudes, gives his teammates “hand-offs,” makes passes at other guys, always hits his receivers when they’re open, and likes to get it in the end zone…
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Man, football is gay!

9:04 pm October, 7 therealist said...

fuck

3:09 am October, 8 hp coupon codes said...

Well, good body building, all the guys are looking great!. Girls are also very attractive and hot. The tattoo design is impressive to watch. Is to add five-star in your personality. Everything is perfect. It really inspired me to do a tattoo on my hand.

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