Monday, February 28, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: Toxic Terry and Angelica

It was a rockerpud douche-slide.

Many, like Army of Doucheness, observed that this may be the douchewank from some briefly famous band called Crazytown. Regardless, no Rockstar Leniency Rule granted.

This wiggachoad deserves our full collective mock. And Angelica’s sweet, sweet curves deserve our collective gnaw. Some of the immediate responses:

Wheezer: I smell a Weekly winner. And it’s a stench of Axe, poo, and last night’s late patty melt rush at the Waffle House.

Douche Springsteen: Is that the dude from Crazy Town? And is that some sort of hybrid of Peg Bundy / Donna from That 70s Show that escaped from a lab that brings my bizarre TV sitcom character sex fantasies to life?

Luis Douchuel: Oooh celebridouche. Somehow this makes me feel better. And by feel better I mean puke.

Mr. White: re: the Crazy Town douche AND the Katy Segal hott. I want her to dress up like Lela from Futurama and play cyclops sex games with me.

Foxy Mocksy: Tough guy exterior with emotional problems interior is like crack to the ladies. You are most assuredly correct DB1. The ladies that can’t see through this ploy. Take your wounded tattooed bunny routine elsewhere douchebag.

Deltus: She is far too tasty yumm gargle rinse repeat to be anywhere near him, “celebrodouche” or not. Actually tough guys would wipe their asses with him. Not his shirt, mind, but *him*.

But Magnum Douche P.I. sums it up best with the following:

The term “celebrity” has gotten extremely watered down over the past few years. This guy is a slapable douche, no matter if he was on some reality show I never hear of or not.

Yes. Yes he is. And she is tasty.

Together, a quite viable hottie/douchey dialectic to go with your Monday Irish Coffees, and a worthy next entrant in our next HCwDB of the Month.

(Dis)honorable mention to the increasingly nottadouche and heroic Frobot, Skippy and Timmy Playboy Gangstas, The infant suckletude of Sailor Sam and Kelly, and the irritating Angry Lip Guy Shushes You. Also there was the confounding Kennedy Head Wound ‘Bag, and, of course, the important news that The Donkster Goes Free!

An important week of douchable developments on many fronts. But now your humble narrator will eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Or two.

# posted by douchebag1
7:12 am February, 28 the douche is alright said...

the friday Haiku should have won this, hands down

7:19 am February, 28 Deltus said...

Mandanas around the head with a hat on top need to be reserved for real latino gangbangers. And tasty hott has a Peg Bundy/Donna from 70’s Show/Hilary Swank thing going on that gives stirrings to my nethers.

7:20 am February, 28 Ohio FJ said...

Nah – I’ll go with this guy but Friday Haiku certainly is a very close second

7:32 am February, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Yup, just did some research and it’s the douche from Crazytown. At least that explains his drawing of the Hott. Now, excuse me while I go on a shooting spree.

8:13 am February, 28 That girl said...

Like I said…earlier, I want a “tough guy” face off between him and Mike Ness. Hawt!

8:22 am February, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

This is too obvious, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Yeah he’s douche but he’s been on here before and she is might be fun to look at for a minute or so before you you thoughts turn to how skeevy she possibly is once the you zone in on the lip herp. I’m glad to see that Frobot gets the notta.
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Has a Sunday vid ever won a weekly? if not I nominate T Mills for those are thee douchiest lyrics I’ve ever heard.

9:04 am February, 28 Shocker Khan said...

I second the Sunday vid win (loss) Et Tu. I mean I seriously love music, so to listen to that was a full out assault on my auditory nervous system. I cranked that crap up to -1, because its one quieter than 0.
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Crazy Town turkey, is a pud too. I don’t own any of their “music” either.

9:33 am February, 28 Condouchious said...

We’re really watering down the term ‘celebrity’ aren’t we? The reality TV phenomena dumbed the term down to include ‘mammals’ as the only inclusion criteria…now you don’t even have to be that.

10:06 am February, 28 creature said...

used to kick the crap outta punk posuer/wannabes like this back in the 80’s…hardest part was cleaning your shoes!

11:32 am February, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Toxic Terry aka Shifty Shellshock is a mere 5’7″ pile of shit with a previous drug problem. We can always hope there is an O.D. in his future. Buh bye Shifty!!

12:35 pm February, 28 DarkSock said...

I’d peg her bundies.
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I’d hand him a sandwich bag with a lethal doze of heroin, and a Zagnut candy bar (last meal).

1:05 pm February, 28 Deltus said...

@DarkSock: you, sir, are truly a gentleman. Giving a doom wankpud a last meal of a Zagnut, it’s just so… civilized.

1:07 pm February, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Rarely do we get the modesty of a full skirt gracing our weekly hott.
His baggery was just too strong and contrasting of her sweetness to ignore.

3:02 pm February, 28 Mr. Biggs said...

And let’s not forget the important work done this week in further devloping the Eye Of Coitus concept. I expect this to be the Big Term of 2011. Good work guys.
Now back to work.

9:18 pm February, 28 Steve L. said...

it just occurred to me that Angelica’s dress is looking a lot like Toxic Terry’s tatts.

3:43 am March, 1 Motorcycle Parts said...

she is might be fun to look at for a minute or so before you you thoughts turn to how skeevy he possibly is seven times the you zone in on the lip herp. I âm glad to see that Frobot gets the notta.

8:14 am March, 1 Ed Hardy Sucks | Wise Tats said...

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1:40 am March, 2 Ballz said...

For fuck’s sake. Is that Charity Shea, the hottie formerly of the TV show The Best Years???

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