Sunday, February 27, 2011

The King’s Speech

In honor of tonight’s Academy Awards, The King wanted to drop by and say hi to everyone, and, of course, give a speech:

King: I pretend to have fun for money!

Yes you do, King.

Yes you do.

# posted by douchebag1
1:54 pm February, 27 Anonymous said...

My school librarian never looked like that. Sweet Jeebus.

1:55 pm February, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

The glasses don’t save the one on the left from being a total bleeth.
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They also do not save her from me diving face-first into her crotch and lip-slapping her clit.

2:06 pm February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fucck The King!!!!, 4 Prong, Freddie Figs, Hello Kitty etc;. and their little cottage industry of D-Baggery and bleethery.

2:08 pm February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Medussa
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Come on!!!, you got better taste then that. These girls are skrags

2:16 pm February, 27 Jerky Lurky said...

The King is throwing up what appears to be the “Royal Shocker” over Libleethian on the left there. One in the pink and one in the stink, because pointer finger needs to stay clean for king type twirling around during the “good times” he is paid to have.
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I guess I should check out the “King’s Speech” dealio. Its gotta be better than “Never Say Never”. Its just gotta be.
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@Et Tu, skrags, good word. I almost like it better than skeezes.

2:17 pm February, 27 The Dude said...

oh, librarian hott — why can’t they make a restoreaunt chain called HOTTERS?

why?

or Librarian Hotters?

2:17 pm February, 27 YA said...

Interesting, a librarian-bleeth hybrid.

2:19 pm February, 27 Douchble Helix said...

No, these 2 are very Hott. Really,

2:20 pm February, 27 The Dude said...

And my Oscar goes into…

both hotts. I don’t care if they’re bleethed blondes.

ahhhh! My eyes are infected with Greico virus.

They do make some funny ‘mercials with that Gecko, eh?

2:21 pm February, 27 The Dude said...

Those Bleeths are so hot I already fried an egg on them.

2:45 pm February, 27 M said...

Looks like one of the king’s secret admirers in the background to the right is about to self-asphyxiate out of unrequited lust, kind of like the girl with the crush on Dawson from the movie version of The Rules of Attraction.

2:47 pm February, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Et Tu–You’re right. I do. However, Mr. Biscotti left the US on New Year’s Day. He won’t be back until March 17th. That window of desperation is creaking open and a lot of things are starting to look good.

2:53 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d hit the one in the middle. I’d hit the other two with a well protected weenis. And by pro I mean them. What the fuck is a James Franco?

3:09 pm February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Medussa
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No wonder we haven’t seen or heard from Frank lately.

4:04 pm February, 27 Bag A said...

I mock the King. Yet, with a touch of jealousy. I like blondes. And glasses. And boobies.

4:16 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dude

Those bleeths are so hot kill their own herpes.

4:17 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^they. Son.

5:44 pm February, 27 Steve L. said...

i’m glad the King didn’t talk about movies in his speech. that would totally ruin the Academy Awards.

8:52 pm February, 27 Wedgie said...

Just guessing, but I think it’s possible that the King is having actual fun.

9:24 pm February, 27 Wheezer said...

The King can’t even make a full Shocker gesture? We know damn well more than two would fit.

9:33 pm February, 27 Fatness said...

@MO, 2:47 pm. I can be there in two hours. I figure this is my only chance…

11:12 pm February, 27 The Dude said...

What IS that thing on the King’s head?

oh, wait — I get it now

11:26 pm February, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The KING wears a stuttering, er, stunning hairdo.

11:27 pm February, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

,,,,and the two hotts are Bleethed blondes.

3:42 am February, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

It’s pictures like this that make me wish I was a monkey. I could then fling poo at him and not get arrested.

8:16 am February, 28 That girl said...

I doubt that Douchette on the right wears perscription. It makes us girls with frames look bad.

12:37 pm February, 28 DarkSock said...

Left ditz is sporting brainy glasses in order to counter the auto-drop in IQ points big bolt-ons have tapped her with.
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She’s gonna need bigger glasses.

12:52 pm February, 28 Collaz B. Popped said...

The young lady at the bar with the white blouse looks very sad,,,perhaps its his hair.

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