Monday, March 21, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: The Poos Brothers and Terézia

Given last week was the Monthly, we had over two weeks of pubster/hottlick to go through and parse, and the parsin’ was parcimonious.

But while I almost gave it to the ambiguous lesbianity of Troll Dog, in the end, the hottie/douchey dialectics of the Poos Brothers acting stupid near eastern euro hott body, was too strong not to (dis)honor.

For the Poos Brothers are a twin duality of name-brand suckage.

Ginormous watches and hipster stupid hat.

Half finished chest tatts and the beginnings of Hitler Chin.

All mixed with the perfect suckle bobbles of Terézia from Bratslava.

Combined, that’s a toxic combo and a worthy Weekly winner.

In a two week period that saw us run the gamut from Gay Australian Cowboys to Canadian Wipes, the tasty tatines of Johnny Dipp’s Caribbean Hott, the creepy freakshow of Who Wears Short Shorts?, the mating calls of “Asswipius Douchevegas,” and the weirdness of Scoliosis Joel, this was a tough one. But an (un)worthy one.

Chalk up our first entrant in the next Monthly, and your humble narrator for sugar enhanced Trader Joes corn flakes.

# posted by douchebag1
7:16 am March, 21 Wedgie said...

Don’t forget the white belts and white undie-pokes. A most punchworthy selection.
Go Aztecs, and of course:
First.

8:09 am March, 21 Abnormaly High Belly Button said...

I’m glad everyone was willing to overlook me and still bang the hot chick I’m attached too. It shows you all have grown as people. I have even adorned myself with jewelry so as to please you and I perform twice daily lint purgings.
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I’m pretty sure the douche on the left is James Franco. But I’m just an abnormally high belly button. What do I know.

8:29 am March, 21 Wedgie said...

BTW, I want to wish a very Happy Birthday to both HCwDB and Benito Juarez, strangely coincidental. Because, you know you’ve made your mark when you get your picture on the 20 peso bill.
Fuccen-a, bubba.

8:33 am March, 21 DarkSock said...

Smokin’.
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I still wish the smoke was from a runaway scalp goiter fire.

8:36 am March, 21 tall guy said...

The dudes look like deli workers in those stupid hats. How’s the way the 10lb watch matches his belt, eh? Classy!

8:38 am March, 21 The Dude said...

Yes, you can help me. I’d like a mockachini with a bratsloblian bruschetti. Thanks

8:48 am March, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

These guys are going by the Auto-Douche textbook. They must be Douche perfectionists. White watch, check. Matching white fedoras, double check. I can only deduct points for lack of Douchey hand symbolism. Would it kill them to slip in a shocker or sideways peace sign? Awkward looking wingman Bohlslaw Poo even has a hand free!

9:05 am March, 21 Wheezer said...

Rear choad’s hand won’t be free for long, Dude McC – he’s about to reach in his shorts to spank it to Terézia…..
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…..as am I.

9:07 am March, 21 Wheezer said...

Never fear for Scoliosis Joel, though. I’m sure that shithead will be back here soon enough. After all, he willingly offered us a way to find his douchey ass on Facebook, and there may or may not be a gold mine of photos on that page.
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The Axe and hair gel just oozes from it.

9:36 am March, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

IAWTP

9:44 am March, 21 banana hammock said...

Blue juicy bits and paste… I never understood eating paste in kindergarden. But I do munch the bits!
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I’d bet that OE chest tat says “Property of Johnny”, but need a full view. And while I is requesting chest reveals, TERÉZIA has some nice cash & prizes.

9:49 am March, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Abbie Normal,

I can only assume the abnormally high belly button is a Lamarckian adaptation to her physiology in order for her to accommodate my Crude Missile without permanent damage to her internal organs.

9:54 am March, 21 Vin Douchal said...

5 years, 1 day later and the Grieco stain has spread to the patio furniture. The Poo Bros are trendy, if the definition for trendy was suddenly changed to , “punchable face, self-absorbed, empty headed, not-an-original-thought-in-their-puddingheads, follower, mama’s boy nancy boys”
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Regarding dudes with earrings: Got’s no problem with it as long as it’s not something my mom or yours would wear. My mom has that stud, Stud.

10:01 am March, 21 Anonymous said...

I like the high belly button. It makes getting the huge stuffed teddy bear all the more rewarding for getting my load to shoot across the distance and into the hole!!

10:05 am March, 21 Abnormaly High Belly Button said...

@McCrudeshoes, you know what happens we assume…Hilarity ensues.

10:40 am March, 21 Stephanie said...

Where do they get these awful clothes? Two idiots in stereo.

11:23 am March, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I can barely muster a half-hearted, “meh.” The Poos Brothers aren’t even good douchebags…

12:33 pm March, 21 Douche Springsteen said...

Anyone who isn’t Cuban or over the age 65 and sports one of those hats is autodouche.

6:59 pm March, 21 Wedgie said...

^Revengaaaaahhh!!

8:21 pm March, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That daintily tied black string/bow on his exposed tighty-whities is enough douche above and beyond the hat-game and fancy sunglasses (and tatts).
And she is a Hot Chick.
What more could you ask?
Double-Dutch, er, Douche…like skipping two ropes at once.
Only this time, they’s tripping on it.

9:36 pm March, 21 Anonymous said...

I never could get a bead on John Leguizamo. I still can’t. Something tells me this is research for an upcoming part in a movie none of us will ever hear about.

10:45 pm March, 21 Steve L. said...

fedora + sleazy grin = win.
and by win i mean MURDER DEATH KILL.

10:47 pm March, 21 DarkSock said...

Here’s some all-too-late advice for these young men.

5:43 am March, 22 Motorcycle Accessories said...

I have even adorned myself with jewelry so as to you & I perform one time every day lint purgings.

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