Tuesday, March 1, 2011

    Homies Who Say “Yo”

    Oh Vanessa and Katie.

    How horribly wrong your night out has gone.

    What stories of woe you’ll tell your besties Senior Year when you look back on Freshman orientation. For you did not heed the legend of the Homies Who Say “Yo.”

    And so you shall suffer the consequences of youthful mistake. With awkward boob grab and puke in the back seat of your Honda that, like, its smell just won’t go away even after you used, like, two cans of Glade.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, March 1, 2011

    Kafka’s Basement

    A waking nightmare.

    # posted by douchebag1