Thursday, May 12, 2011
‘Bag / Nottabag
I put it to you, Greg.
Is Armond here a ‘bag for the douche-wear? Or do we give him a nottabag and a goinpeace?
There’s two large conceptual revelations that are distracting me…
clouding and confusing my judgment with gravitational pull…
must… figure it out…
Blonde Asians with huge melons are as tasty as they are unnatural; like Chicken McNuggets. Both will get you sick too.
Goofy sweatshirt and the hairs a bit greased up, sure. But the sun is shining. I’m not hungover. I’m feeling charitable. I grant him a nottadouche and go in peace, to the land of ample cleavite baring blondes in the clubs.
I was going to let him slide until I saw the 2nd picture. BAG!
I love crazy blonde strippers. He wants, with every fiber of his being, to be viewed as a douchebag. However, his expression in photo #2 clearly tags him as a gay.
His name………. is Alberto Del Rio……….but you already knew that.
He’s douche, she’s hideous.
Bleeth and prey respectively.
Also possible gaybag. I run it by the boys in the lab for a final diagnosis. “The Lab” is a gay club. Lots of experimentation goin’ on!
Chubby stripper Bella says, “Me solve world hunger now, come and get…”
Fat Chick With Douchebag.
Apparently the theme this week is “Gaybag in Denial, and that ain’t no river folks”
What’s with all the gaybags?
until ND comes back from “the lab” with results i say stage 1 violations for the hair and shirt.
The only thing preventing this guy from becoming a full-fledge douche bag is his mother. She has a strong hold on him even though she is in Florida half the year as a snowbird. Note the neat t-shirt underneath preventing any shaved chest reveal. Also the douche sweatshirt zipped all the way up. Wouldn’t want him to catch a cold and even in the AC challenged strip club it looks so much neater zipped up. The hair is greased but the haircut is nicely cropped. Thanks mom you raised your boy right.
Mom got him the hoody by the way.
Abbey Brooks?
Where is this? I’ve got a harpoon and a trypot, and this one looks like she’s good for a few barrels of high-quality oil.
That’s what I was thinking (Abbey Brooks). She’s a little chunky like Abbey and has that fake blond look. Who knows.
I’d still hit it if it was in my face.
are you kidding me? he’s got the british royal family’s crest all over his hoodie and he looks like he just pulled his head out the jiffy lube mascot’s ass, shoved back up his, and pulled it back out looking for the axe bodyspary to freshen up in there a bit before he goes back to it. i don’t care how big her tits are, that guy’s a douche… and just ignore that thing is said about the tits, i was all worked up and stuff, i didn’t really think that one through…
The only “Bag” I see there are some flabby (though munchable) Mom Bags.
I say he pretend to like vah-zheen, but in a secret he do a bang-bang-bang in other man ah-noos. I say he prefer to eat the hair on the testes satchel.
Stage 1 or maybe 1.5 baglet. Douchey hoodie, hair product, and in picture two, a can of diet red bull.
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Oh, excuse me, sugar free red bull. I suppose that could be hers or one of her boobs red bull, but that would signify bleeth. Bagling + bleeth = autobag?
bag. On the hair alone. Shirt = bag bonus points. her head is too small for her body.
she’s a nice round, full bodied gal who makes me dream of speed bags & boat fenders…THWACKA, THWACKA THWACKA…what was the question?
I don’t get the hatred for the hott. She is soft, curvy, gloriousness!! And a stripper.
Thanks to anonymous(weird name, by the way), I have experienced the glory of Abbey Brooks. And thanks to Xhamster, I will experience her glory again and again. And yes, that is her. So, stripper, maybe. Pornstar, yes please!
Any dude who smiles that much in the face (and I do mean in the face) of chunky, unnaturally Asian funbags, deposited on an unnaturally blond semi-Asian “dancer” gets a notta from me.
…now where did I put that Kleenex?
Now everyone knows my name…and I still can’t find that damn Kleenex.
There was that time that I accidentally posted my real name, Elton John, and everyone was totally cool about it.
If you’re Elton John, then I’m Kiki Dee.
I offer you the obesity epidemic as an analogy. Someone who would have been seen as solidly douchey only a decade or two ago gets the nottadouche debate rolling.
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But nay, I say there ARE absolutes. Just like with obesity. I call douche.
‘Sup, Kiki.
Total Bag!
Boobies? Boobs!
She looks kinda alright for an overweight porn star with a fake tits. Does that sentence even make sense??
She’s cute,he’s still acting like 6th grade,as if he hasn’t seen breasts before….he’s starting to become a bag.
She has a strong position on him, even if it is in Florida half the year as a Snowbird. Note the nice t-shirt in the prevention of any chest shaved to reveal. Also sweatshirt zipped all the way to shower.
Not sure which side of the slash bag/nottabag he is, but she’s definitely a boob/whattaboob.
And that’s ALL she is.
she is curvy and boobalicious he is a notta so i suggest we give him a pass because otherwise there is no point in having the concept of giving a pass to slight douches/nottas at all.
Second picture is too Dane Cookian not to mock.
BAG.