Saturday, May 28, 2011
Bag/Nottabag? Advanced Alliteration Edition
Is Dapper Dan a Dirty Douche, Diddling Debutante Debbie, or Decidedly Devoid of Douchery?
And what of Tanned Tony with Tiny Tina?
Voice your Votes Vociferously, Valued Verbal Vigilantes!
Dapper Dan Dongs Dolphins. Didjideroo’s, Divorcee’s, Donuts and Dave. Douche. Son.
Tanned Tony Touches Tots Testicles. Notaadouche. Child molester.
Tiny Tina & Tanned Tony are both far too vivid a shade of orange. Perhaps they’re borderline, but there’s a state of semi-‘Bagness to both of them that is inescapable. Snidely Whipdouche Dan & Dastardly Debs inhabit the notta zone. I might add that I’d totally nail Deb in a heartbeat, too. Which is probably how long it’d take me considering the absolute lack of female company I’ve experienced lately. Sorry, I’m oversharing…
L-R: Pretentious Prick, Conceited Cunt, Misled Minor, Arrogant Asswipe.
^Snidely Cockrash.
a touch to trendy to take seriously…tread on his taint with track shoes
Choadly Bowlerdick.
fucked up family foto
Rita’s a ribald red rough rider
My name is Wiley Wanka. Anyone want to try my new Chocolate Starfish? It tastes fantasstic. Poopdeliyichous.
Dan digs dynamic donkey dong driven into his dumper
tanned tony tickles turgid tools with tongue
Dapper Dan is definitely, a digusting douche, doing, dispicable deeds in Tanned Tony’s dunghole.
This song has a lot of alliteration. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jipWDfl5Dgs
ribald red Rita rides rods recklessly
Handlebar mustache must make TT most mirthful when Dan uses his mouth messily on his meat.
I prefer Fop, but I’d still pappy Tiny Tina’s o’daniel.
mudhorn pegtorn, mother jugs and speed dealer.
son
Clearly both Dapper Dan and Tanned Tony like the color red, as evinced by their choice of females to lurk & stalk; perhaps I could give DD and TT all the orange and red they need, if they would simply find an empty spot in the parking lot and wait ’til I drop uponst themb a 40 gallon load of napalm……..
Oldbag?
I”d totally tongue tiny tina’s tingling teenage twat ’til tuesday.
A lost steam punk and 3 other people that just seem lost.
I’d delicately diddle Deb’s delectable door to her backside dungeon, dry, son
If it wasn’t so gay………
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I’d dick Dapper Dan’s dirty, disgusting duodenum.
wow why would anyone hire or want to be an albert fish impersonator/lookalike? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_fish
^Jebus army (ret) douche. I was one sick fucker. Don’t want to know how you know about my evil legend. Shivers.
bag central now boarding for choadsville, have your tickets ready!
Dapper Dan looks like he should be running Bagling Brothers Circus. If Tina Tina is legal she should be doing porn. It would be less degrading than hanging around with this lot.
Definitely a bag.
Definitely .
Dapper dan does dirty draconian douche.
Dapper Dan is the reason I don’t go out. He’s the reason I say not just punk, but modern music itself, is dead. Dapper Dan is all that is plastic and douchey and infected and flushable about our world. I can smell it all the way here. And I have to listen to his bitchy girlfriend say how he’s really a nice guy, and I just have to get to know him better, why am I being such an a-hole… Till I have to slap her with a three foot dildo.
Dapper Dan is going for the Baron vo Goolio look.
Check. Mate.
I’m going Nottas on all four. First off, while Dapper Dan’s ‘Stache is a stage-1 ‘bag signifier, his absence pretentious facial expressions and willingness to carry the look all the way through to the end prove his commitment. Debutante Debbie clearly values a well-dressed Victorian man, so again I’m going notta. And how can you hate on Tiny Tina? For fuck’s sake, she’s not even looking at the right camera! With that smile, it’s like she’s suffered a closed head injury. And Tanned Tony? He’s just the genial buddy playing Wingman, escorting the girl with the lisp and the tendency to canter five degrees rightward so his amigo Dan can seal the deal. Truly, a Bodhisattva of the modern club scene.
While there are some critical signifiers, and yea though they walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Douche, it is clear that they fear no Weevil. I recommend five Bloody Marys in penance for their sins, followed by a “nottadouche” and a “goinpeace.”
hats and moustachio’s move mesh-clad merissa, and maybe minor milli to mess with milk-silk with melon drink. Douche in red, notadouche in black.