Wednesday, June 22, 2011

That Creepy Dude You Knew in High School Now Wears a Light Blue Hat

And busts the patented “cigarette + fruity drink” move at the downtown Providence, Rhode Island, “Steam Punk Art Showpalooza 2011.”

Sadly, that nerdy hippie chick you also knew in High School never learned her lesson, neither. That painful reality is about two years away. After Creepy Dude crashes her Prius into a trash can after O.D.ing on Four Loko and Pop Rocks.

# posted by douchebag1
7:11 am June, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Lot of fail going on in this pic, granny cigarette being the most egregious

7:13 am June, 22 mr.reeve said...

Fobio is not impressed with S’aints look. The hippie chick is reminding me of Kim Cattrall in Mannequin which reminds me of my first wet dream.

7:18 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Man that Eric Estrada is looking better these days. Kim Cattral? I get it. And by get it I mean sick to my stomach at the old smarm-faced phony british accent boot slut she had become. And that Sarah Jessica Parker has the face of a Jewish horse’s foot that has stepped on a Gaza landmine.

7:19 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Saved By The Boob.

7:26 am June, 22 Wedgie said...

Looks like she’s spent a lot of time on her knees in those jeans.

7:32 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s seen more cockends than weekends.

7:34 am June, 22 Wedgie said...

wtf happened to my gravatar?

7:36 am June, 22 Phil said...

ripped jeans is so 1991

7:57 am June, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Phil, I would say up to ’95 they were hip. And speakings of hips which are right above cankles, did everyone see the cankles on Stackhouse? (Someone posted his latest foray into superblogdom one post back.) And the beer belly? Its all downhill from there buddy. Keep up the shallow end muff dives Stack. Let’s add quadraplegia to your list of somes to get.
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As for the above pic, Saint Taint and his Cruella Devillie lady cig gots to go. She doesn’t seem all that bleethy.

7:57 am June, 22 creature said...

needs a stylist badly (hair & wardrobe) but, meh, I pass
…with Wedgie on Priccilla, love me a girl with worn out knees…if there is a similar hole in the crotch/seat of those jeans, she’s a keeper!

7:59 am June, 22 DarkSock said...

I feel like they’re both giving me the eye of coitus.
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Alright, dude, I’ll hold the camera but if it gets into the hardcore thing where she’s the meat in a manwich, I’m getting dressed and leaving if our sacs touch, even accidentally.
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key parties are so 1979.
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Bosun.

8:03 am June, 22 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

The old Choad gives Smiley Blue Hat Dude a notta…because:

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.A) He’s seems to be enjoying himself;
.B) He seems to be in on the joke;
.C) He’s a girl
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.albeit one with a five o’clock shadow.
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(don’t you just love the word “albeit”?)

8:08 am June, 22 DarkSock said...

Yo, Blue Hatter: Vin called, he wants his Virginia Slim back.
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Baby Guns.

8:08 am June, 22 DarkSock said...

^Dammit Nancy I’m trying…

8:11 am June, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

Which Desparate Housewife is this? Let’s ask Vin!
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Your honorable work has been noted DeezSocks.

8:22 am June, 22 creature said...

I have a strange desire to hammer nails thru a wiffle ball bat & start thwackin’ that ass to the right of Priccilla

8:22 am June, 22 creature said...

maybe the ass to her left too

8:27 am June, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Now, if you were a douche, why would you pick to emulate Scott Stapp? Of all the other douches in the world you pick one of the least talented ass clowns in the history of music, add one of those ridiculous Charlie Sheen-like fedoras, cock your head to the side like it’s a high school yearbook photo, and then grab some bad mall jewelry from Nasim at the kiosk to go along with your $200 Saints shirt? Really? REALLY? Here’s to hoping that your Fuzzy Navel or Sex on the Beach goes up in flames from your Virginia Slims menthol cigarette that you bummed from Ripped Rachel. And may no one even piss on you to put the fire out.

8:29 am June, 22 creature said...

she’s cute…I just might eat <a href"http://newsone.com/nation/wacky-news-nation/cdixon/deep-fried-kool-aid-balls/"=deep fried Kool Aid out of her bum

8:33 am June, 22 creature said...

deep fried Kool Aid
…stupid hyperlink

8:49 am June, 22 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Set fire to his face and put it out with an ice pick. Nice Cosmo, ya poof.
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Would definitely sign up for her fitness boxing class, just to be in the same county as her rippedness. Dreams of suckling and deep horizontal boring will help me get through this workday, in about 5 minutes.
I think he is the safe friend that girls like RR take to the dance clubs. And by safe, i mean worst chance for penetration from this dude would be if helearned knuckle deep at his masseusse school.

9:36 am June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

The “Steam Punk Art Showpalooza” follows the “Blessing of the Fleet” a huge Portugese festival/ fishing boat parade. Sometimes the linguiça is hidden in funny places
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If you know what I mean…
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
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If you know what I mean …

9:40 am June, 22 Douche Springsteen said...

Old man hats being worn by anyone who isn’t an old man = autodouche.

10:57 am June, 22 Fatness said...

Nerdy hippie chick is going to keep me up at night. Yum.
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Creepy Dude You Knew in High School is dating way beyond his class. Bum.

11:22 am June, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d like to give her the four loco and pop her rocks, IYKWIMAITTYD.

11:57 am June, 22 Douchble Helix said...

That broad is my age.
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Whippersnappers.

1:18 pm June, 22 Fatness said...

That Dana Delany still can pull some choad.

2:08 pm June, 22 Douche Jackson said...

This guy is like “look how dainty I can hold my cranberry juice and virginia slims”

5:53 pm June, 22 creature said...

he puffs on ‘fags’ heh heh

8:02 pm June, 22 Steve L. said...

90% of the “dudes” i remember from high school i want to beat up with a rusty heft of rebar.

8:07 pm June, 22 Steve L. said...

that chick may be a hippie, but she’s no nerd.
until i educate her personally.
i assure you i mean “educate” in the best of ways. i can also assure you that my assurance is worth shit.

9:33 pm June, 22 Stephanie said...

She’s been on her knees quite a bit doing something…

9:35 pm June, 22 Stephanie said...

What the guy needs now is a little feather on the side of that hat circa 1954. Dork.

7:28 am June, 23 Mark Z said...

He’s a hairdresser, and she’s a baby’s mama to about three dudes! Philly whore meets Miami dork!

2:54 am June, 24 Sir David Douchenborough said...

No, that was a not a creepy dude I knew. It was Samantha who was into gender bending. Now, “he” goes by the name of “Sam.”

12:33 pm June, 24 Wedgie said...

wow

6:41 pm June, 25 IL Douché said...

Um, isn’t that Bagpolean?

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