Tuesday, August 9, 2011

‘Bag / Nottabag: Sunset Dusty

Sunset Dusty is a tough call.

Do we call douche for the stupidhair and inability to make a tie?

Or do we give him the goofball pass, a shmoey teen in way over his head, out of his league and under his depth, with Perfect Sucklechomp Amanda.

All of 48 hours away from Amanda realizing she could date 30 year olds with jobs, cars and money.

What say you?

Dusty.

‘Bag?

Or Nottabag?

# posted by douchebag1
11:24 am August, 9 anon and on and on said...

go in peace, Dusty

11:27 am August, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

You have 48 hours to Tap Dat Ass, Dusty. Do so and go in peace.

11:30 am August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He’s batting way out of his league. I say go in peace, and begin to make peace with the fact that within a week Amanda will break up with him by text message. She’ll tell him she met a really cool “director” and she’s on her way to do some type of casting… she can’t wait… it’s going to be great… and then Dusty will get links to the download from everyone he has ever known.

11:30 am August, 9 Wedgie said...

Notta, and has good taste in women. Don’t grow chin fung in five years, when your nuts finally drop.

11:31 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

Dusty, you’ve got two whole days to hit it before she quits it. Lose the tie and hit those skins. Win-win. Another piece of advice, don’t do a shitload of steroids and then fall asleep in a sauna. The results will be aesthetically unpleasing.

11:44 am August, 9 DarkSock said...

I say….I have a job and several cars, Amanda.
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**call me…**

11:54 am August, 9 douche equis said...

nottevenclose

11:54 am August, 9 Geoffrey said...

douche to the fourth power

11:54 am August, 9 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

There’s a dude in that pic? All I saw was a gorgeous specimen of suckle thigh with some really nice chesticles. I could give a fuck if he’s a bag/notta. Someone post HER modeling page. Please. Son.

11:56 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

If a car and a job is all it takes to lure Amanda away, this guy is screwed. Well not literally. And eventually Amanda will be screwed too when she’s gets knocked up by some asshole lawyer with a BMW, that doesn’t give a crap about her. (I’m doing my best Dusty, but the balls are in your court. Literally.)

11:57 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@Geoffrey, Dusty here is no more of a douche than you.

12:01 pm August, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Is it just me, or is this dude wearing makeup? Close in on the photo and it looks like it. If so- I hope this one has herpes and she lets you hit it and hit it good. If not, go in peace, get a haircut, and lose the Samurai Scrote Skinny tie. That only works on Samurai Scrote.

12:03 pm August, 9 Geoffrey said...

@barely

this fuck went to high school with me. he is a douche and I am wondering who sent this in!

12:07 pm August, 9 Geoffrey said...

he either has a 9incher or he got tips from Mystery and the PUA gang.

12:08 pm August, 9 McDouche said...

His hair is teased on top. He’s a douche.

12:09 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

She needs a makeover and we have Playmate of the Year material. Wowza. He needs to be kicked to the curb as she drives off with Butch Walker , “The Greatest American Musician You’ve Never Heard Of”
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12:09 pm August, 9 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

sure do have a lot of posters who know the people in the pics lately. Odd

12:12 pm August, 9 Geoffrey said...

have fun, fellas:

http://www.facebook.com/kim.serafin

12:13 pm August, 9 Anonymous said...

There’s a guy in the pic, all I see is a hot, ever doable chick! My eyes did not even wander left…..

12:14 pm August, 9 Chumanominom said...

ohh Dustin.. to get your sweet cousin Amanda into the sack offer her the “Purple Passion” that is hidden in the back of the liquor cabinet, and as soon as she mentions that she cant feel the roof of her mouth… stick it in and try to hold on for 8 seconds. Thats what they call Rodeo Sex back home..
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true fact

12:17 pm August, 9 Wheezer said...

I’m glad McDouche also noticed the potential for hairstyle douchery. There’s a noticeable mound of it up top, almost as if it’s a foundation for a fauxhawk should Dusty decide to go that route…..perhaps when Amanda starts looking lovingly at the next Lexus that she sees in the parking lot next to Chuck E Cheese, where she’s picking Dusty up again after his shift as assistant manager.
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But Dusty is still salvageable from the douche dust pile. He will have to swear to forgo the nascent fauxhawk and all else that is scrote. Holding on to the lovely Amanda would sorely tempt the strongest ‘baghunter into at least a hand gesture, perhaps gesture #274, but we must all remain strong!!!!!…..Oh, I was referring to Dusty. Sorry.
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Well Dusty, you have clearly outkicked your coverage, so go in peace for now…..but beware the Axe products. You must resist Amanda’s, ermmmmm, “advice” to “just try it out” even if she’s waving her luscious boobies at you through a thin silken camisole, nipples ripe with erection, and sliding her pantyhosed legs against each other, making that electric sound. Ummmmm…..
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Well damn, guess what I just gave myself. BRB…..

12:18 pm August, 9 bflak said...

No. He’s a douche.
1. The aforementioned hair.
2. He tied the tie that way on purpose.
3. I think he’s wearing an earring
4. As mentioned before, I think he’s wearing eyeliner.

Douche. It’s the slippy slope. If we give this dude a notta, where does it stop?

12:28 pm August, 9 McDouche said...

The eyeliner, to me, seems to be a piece of his bangs draping ever so gay-ly over the outer part of his right eye. That in itself is ‘bag. I see no ‘bagliner on his left eye. Eye shadow maybe.

12:28 pm August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@Geoffrey, I see your douche to fourth power and lower it to douche to the second power because now that I look at it again he appears to be wearing makeup and has the teased hair going on. But there are no obnoxious hand gestures and he is refraining from pointing at her lovely bosom. But rules is rules I guess. Sorry Dusty.

12:31 pm August, 9 The Big LeBagski said...

WHO GIVES A S#!T ABOUT DUSTY?!?!

HALL OF HOTT IMMEDIATE INDUCTION IS REQUIRED FOR AMANDA. Please DB1, you’re our only hope.

12:39 pm August, 9 creature said...

if he handles those big fake cans, he is one lucky stiff!

12:42 pm August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@Big L, I will not make an additional HOH nom until my friend and Hott Expert Douchble Helix weighs in. Early prediction though: her boobage is ample so she’s a shoe-in.

12:46 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

AManda is amazing and not trying hard to be so. Dustry is damn lucky and doing everything in his power to be so.
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I love a woman who likes to show off her cleavage without putting her tits on display. Of course, I love that too but for different reasons. Amanda would make you feel guilty for looking. Not by calling you out and being upset taht you were looking. Not by getting all chilly and pinching her dress top together to cover up. But simply by being herself. You’d be thinking “God, she’s got an amazing rack. I mean look at that deep, soft tanned cleft just begging for me to…what am I saying? Seriously dude, what are you doing? You’re better than this. She’s better than this. She deserves way more than you drooling down her top. Get a f*cking hold of yourself. She’s got a face you know!”
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And after the date you’d fwap until you were slamming your fist against a bloody spurting stump.

12:55 pm August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

HOH? What about results from our last vote? I don’t see it. I call shenanigans and blondes with fake cans bias. They are great fake cans, but anyone with 3,000 can buy a pair.

12:56 pm August, 9 baffomet said...

Maams!!

12:57 pm August, 9 Southern Scrotic said...

She’s cute.

1:01 pm August, 9 schlicht bindenburger said...

dusty is way too happy to be a doosh, i say he gets a pass….this time. better watch yourself dustis macnotta , we will be watchin fer you to trip up. stay frosty laddie!

1:03 pm August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Amanda.
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I have money and cars and weed and Wickerman festivals. No job until the rotten kids go to school so I have lots of time for you to hop like a Zyzz fan on my Jesus-sized cock.
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Call 1-800-REV-CHAD

1:05 pm August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@McCrude, are you suggesting that fake cans be an HOH disqualifier? Heresy! You know how many already inducted HOH’ers you’re going to have to strip from those hallowed halls? I reckon at least a D-cup load. Good luck with instituting that policy.

1:07 pm August, 9 Anonymous said...

@Amanda, 1-800-REV-CHAD costs 80 cents a minute and gives you ear herpes. Stick with Dusty.

1:10 pm August, 9 tall guy said...

At first glance Sunset D. appears like self and several grommie mates way, way back in the day. Hanging in the schoolyard discussing the surf. And some of our woozies had the delectableness of Amanda, too. So although I’m in no mood to grant nottas to scrotes who, seemingly, use guyliner, fro-up their hair and wear an artfully tied tie, I am willing to be openminded enough to grant Dusty a notta. Go in peace, runt. Nail that fine arse but do it quickly. Lest some other not so happy idiot beat you to it. And I be that not so happy idiot.

1:16 pm August, 9 ehcuodouche said...

1) Goinpeace
2) Motorboat

1:20 pm August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is “She’s Out of My League,” in real life, not Hollywood, and it doesn’t have a happy ending. Even though Dusty is Notta, he will get dumped very shortly as Amanda is getting ready to head off to Cal State Chico, where in about 4 weeks she will start dating her Abnormal Psych professor. Meanwhile Dusty will hang in his Mom’s basement with his high school buddies, drinking Olympia beer and getting stoned. His texts to Amanda will go unanswered for weeks, which will prompt him to drive up for a surprise visit that will have an ugly ending, not the heartwarming ending where the loser gets the hot chick.

1:20 pm August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Barely,
Not at all. I have nothing against fake cans. I am just pointing out the bias… that they um, seem to get blown all out of proportion.

1:30 pm August, 9 Scrotation Marks said...

Notta

2:14 pm August, 9 Douchble Helix said...

Here’s the thing. Those are lovely. But they can’t be natural. So she’s not the awaking young blossom she’s being made out to be.
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As for HoH? We hardly see any of her.

2:17 pm August, 9 Selina Gonads said...

Amen, Douchable. She may have a cloven hoof and a hairy nutsack. And that’s just Dusty. Amanda may be even worse off.

2:28 pm August, 9 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

When it comes to breast augmentation, most chicks sail right past ‘nice rack’ on the appetizer portion of the menu and order the ‘pole dancer’. I guess they figure they gotta pay for them somehow, and since the guys that mocked them for having mosquito bites for tits are the ones they will eventually punish with 3 visits an hour at the strip club, wtf…?
The plastic surgeons should just throw in a pair of clear heels with the job. With flashing LEDs.
The smart chicks – ‘hah’ – you would never know they had anything done, and they will never tell. What ARE much bigger about them are their smiles…

2:56 pm August, 9 Wedgie said...

Sock

A beat up 57 Chevy, the Dolphin Cocck-mobile, a golf cart and a Prius, while technically qualifying as several cars, is not in the spirit of things.

Although, Gulf Coast Architect is an actual job, I’ll give you that. In the same way Transit Cop is an actual cop.

3:09 pm August, 9 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Nottabag-
Just not enough going on- the hair is a mess and the tie is crooked, is it all intended? Or is it the best he can do? Unless he is the next Bill Gates- this will end. Whether it is sad depends on our boy here. If he knows it will end and just rides it as long as he can until the end he will be fine. If He is in love and thinks it will last forever he will be some Lexapro soon.

3:30 pm August, 9 bbwolfe said...

If Amanda takes longer than 48 hours to dump him, he will become a douchebag. 48 hours or less, he’ll be a notta.

3:54 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He looks like Bill the Cat in a shirt and tie. She radiates happy sunshiny glittery unicorn farts that smell like lavender-scented bunny burps and feel like the softest alpaca sweater. He is douche, she is while she is the answer to the question what is the sound of one hand clapping.

3:55 pm August, 9 dbBen said...

He looks like he’s filled out the pamphlet, even done the drawing test, but has yet to be admitted into the West Coast School for Douchebaggery. Dusty, this next question is critical: Do you want to wear this large watch?

4:24 pm August, 9 McWhataDouche said...

Maybe thats what some guys look like on the west coast and are not considered ‘bags. I live on the east coast and if I saw his teased hair on any street I would call him a ‘bag

4:53 pm August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@Douchble Helix, I get it, Show some skin to win. Well hopefully this broad’s got a modeling page so we can HOH her already. And hopefully she doesn’t do nudes as well as “Karen” doesn’t do nudes. Fingers crossed for your sake my friend.

4:55 pm August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@pryrordksfjfik, I hope I spelled that right. Anyways the real smart chicks don’t get implants.

6:39 pm August, 9 Bret Easton Douchis said...

She will leave him. She will break his heart in ways he will not be able to describe in years to come.

He will begin with the chin fung. Then the first tat. Then the ‘roids. He’ll start down that road without thinking for a moment about words like “rebellion” or “roofie”. But they’ll start falling from his lips soon enough.

This is how Dusty becomes a bag. One day that perfect woman tells you on a balcony that she’s fucking some ‘roid head named Rico. Soon you can’t remember her, because you’re too busy…..becoming a douche yourself.

People aren’t afraid to become douches in Las Vegas…

6:47 pm August, 9 Stephanie said...

He must have a secret weapon called a large dick,otherwise,he’s nottadouche,he’s “new wave” : loose skinny tie,funky hair cut by himself in the mirror,and most likely listens to Bauhaus. Which is okay.
She doesn’t have fake boobs,guys,me thinks she’s just got the right fitted bra.

8:05 pm August, 9 Ultra Bagnus said...

Skinny tie, feathered hair.

Douche.

9:00 pm August, 9 Guid is Good said...

Notta. Sunset Dusty has had a hard day packing bags at Walmart and just wants to enjoy Amanda’s cleavetastic mams.

Who are we to deny him this simple pleasure?

7:50 am August, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Go in peace, Dusty. Also, when you get off work at the Geek Squad, it’s perfectly acceptible to remove the tie and shove in a pocket. But do try to keep your button down shirt tucked in…

11:13 am August, 10 Elwood BluezBag said...

Pass. Looks like he’s at the tail end of a wedding reception, and he’s about to hook up with the bride’s much hotter second cousin.

Ooofaa!

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