Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Big Red is All Growed Up

Only the longest of longtime HCwDB readers will remember pudly ‘bagling Big Red from way back in 2006.

Big Red was going down the tragic path of collar pop and douche hand gesture. The ‘Red even made it to his prom in strange-ass green tie as he slowly grew into a college ‘bagling.

Longtime readers, I bring good news!

Big Red is all groweds up.

And actually looks pretty a-ok while pulling some quite tasty collegiate hotties.

Good for you, Big Red.

A tip of Ubiquitous Red Cup in your direction, and a hearty go in peace.

Wait!!… Is that a… “Shocker?”… Oh, Big Red. So close. And yet so far.

# posted by douchebag1
7:01 am August, 3 UFO Destroyers said...

That’s not one shocker, that’s two! Check out behind the glass of “wine” Dorothy Hamill hottie has. He was only in the picture because he brought the case of floor shelf liquor from the store and they thought he looked a little like Prince Harry.
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You know, a little inbred.

7:06 am August, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Maybe he lost the tip of that finger in a tragic keg accident?
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Ok, probably not. So close, indeed…

7:15 am August, 3 Tony Ventresca said...

Holy Christola, those are some seriously hot hotts.

7:24 am August, 3 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Stilla…

‘Bag!

7:48 am August, 3 Deltus said...

Gingerbags are worse than regular, as they lack souls as well as any sophistication.
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And hi everyone, I’ve been crushingly busy of late, but I’m trying to find time to get back here more regular-like. It’s not you, it’s me.

7:58 am August, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking what I’m thinking. Did he just prematurely ejaculate or what?
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You’re not thinking that?
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Heh heh, umm yeah. Neither was I.

8:09 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Tony Ventresca
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I take great offense from your suggestion in the last thread that marijuana use be auto-douche. What next? You want to rip pacemakers out of chests? Ban insulin injections? Uninvent antibiotics? Bring back tuberculosis and polio? Jesus man the shit is the Earth’s great medicine for chronic pain, end of life treatment, glaucoma, anti-nauseant for a host of treatments for cancer, arthritis medication etc. Son.
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As Deltus said “Gingers have no souls.”

8:11 am August, 3 Anonymous Tipster said...

Red still appears have some sort of game going on. Even if it Pin the Shocker on the Jackass.
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Hey Deltus.

8:16 am August, 3 Anonymous Tipster said...

@Tony, how bout we just make marijuana abuse autodouche? Then I guess we should probably extend it to alcohol abuse as well. Pretty sure that’s not gonna go over to well with this crowd though.

8:21 am August, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The Komoniwanalaya twins book-ending this farce are as hot as burning tungsten.
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Gingers are the devil’s butt plugs.

8:23 am August, 3 DarkSock said...

He’s been schmokin’ some big red, looks like…
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Mr. A Tipster, we do NOT abuse alcohol. We pour our bourbons and scotches gently over chipped ice into crystal snifters, so as not to bruise it.

8:30 am August, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Wait until he finds out that saying he is Ron Howard’s son won’t pull in the gold digging hots because they have no idea who that is.

8:31 am August, 3 schlicht bindenburger said...

‘kick a ginger day’ should be revived!

8:43 am August, 3 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

big red never misses a birthday party where the possibility of a male stripper exists.

9:23 am August, 3 Deltus said...

I’m dead set against “Kick a Ginger Day”. That doesn’t discriminate. Ginger hotts are to be worshipped. Gingerbags, on the other hand, are fair game. In fact, we should change it to “International Smack a Douche Day”.

9:23 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ schlicht bindenburger
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Whoa , Whoa, WHOa, WHOA! Hold on there a minute. I happens to love me the ginger ladies (strawberry blond bein’ the BEST flavor). Hell, I’m married to one. Would you want to kick her, her, or her? If so, you gotta lot of ‘splainin’ yo do.

9:52 am August, 3 CandySandy said...

@Deltus, I’m down with ISADD. Hahahaha, its funny that ISADD would make me so happy. Anyway, first and foremost we need to list ALL douchey behaviors on some sort of manifest so we know who to smack and who not to. I’m kinda afraid I may have to smack myself though so nobody except for maybe a newborn may be safe.

10:06 am August, 3 CandySandy said...

@Doc Bunsen, yes I would want to kick her her or her if she diid something douchey to me like robbing me, talking trash about my friends and family, or just being annoying because she thinks her looks can get her everywhere so there is no need forher to treat people right or have a personality. So yeah, if anyone of those broads did any of that I would smack them on ISADD. And I loves me some redheads!

10:38 am August, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’ll give this guy some cred for his variety of hotts. A little asian, a little mex, blond, brunette. But he still looks like a stroke and he is way too into posting pics of himself online. Shocker sealed it. Bag.

3:52 pm August, 3 Devil's Advocate said...

I wonder if the short haired brunette in the purple shirt does anal.

4:42 pm August, 3 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

@Devil’s Advocate, a wise commenter on this site (I forget what her stupid name was) once said something to this effect “If she is wearing purple that means she takes it in the poop shoot.” So yeah, she probably does.

6:52 pm August, 3 Guid is Good said...

I’m thinking it is almost worth moving to America to enjoy the quality quartasian Hott they enjoy. As soon as they get that debt problem under control.

8:36 pm August, 3 ehcuodouche said...

I call inadvertent shocker. I don’t see enough bend in the ring finger to justify autodouche. Goinpeace and I envy the quality All American Girl quartasian hotness you hang with.

9:30 pm August, 3 Steve L. said...

Big Red is pudwack. that’s my story and i’m sticking with it.

10:51 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Big Red here enjoys a ginger-camaraderie with

a) Tom Sawyer
b) Prince Harry
c) Carrot-Top the comedian
d) Redmond O’Neil

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