HCwDB of the Week: Sir Ivan and Ashley and Ananda
Welcome back from Labor Day, fellow hunters. Hope you are well rested. Now let us resume the holy mock. For our mission continues.
Last week was a notable week for, how you say, bobby bobbs. We had porny bobbs and sweaty bobbs. Ginormous bobbs, Pro Boobs and The Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation. Who also gave us Holy Suckle Pooch.
On the ‘bag side, there was The Unibro, who may or may not have me killed by Columbian drug lords, the uberskeezy Lonnie, and the odious Tatt Owl.
But our site is about hottie/douchey dialectics.
And none were worse than Sir Ivan’s creepy oldbaggery and the tasty popsicle youth tautchomp of Ananda and Ashley.
Sir Ivan’s toxic buffoonery has been bouncing around on the site for months, but this pic seems like the perfect time to mock his ass with a Weekly win (loss).
So this week’s Weekly winner goes to odious Oldbag, Sir Ivan, and his Great Nieces, Ashley and Ananda. Sure he’s kinda a “pro” douche. But if we don’t mock this saggy shweatyballs, then we do not do our job.
Place this pudgy oldbag and his hottie nieces in the next Monthly. And your humb narr for Pop Tarts.
Bobb’s? man wait til Douchie Spellcheck see’s this, she’s gonna flip.
I’m kinda indifferent when it comes to Sir Ivan. He doesn’t instill the rage in me like Tatt Owl. The Boss nailed it with buffonery for he is a buffoon.
Sir Ivan is so gay his favorite flavour of Kool-Aid is ass.
Sir Ivan is so gay his dog wears a condom.
Sir Ivan is so gay he painted his bedroom in Penis Blush.
Sir Ivan is so gay he invented the flesh propelled Garburator.
When douchebags get old, do they get gay?
Sir Ivan is so gay he ejaculates rainbow sherbert.
I prefer my Bobbs porny. Just sayin’.
Hey, WTF?^ Bitch stole my gravatar.
Richard Simmons just called to say Sir Ivan is gay.
George Michael just called to say he met Sir Ivan in a public restroom in a park in London.
Sir Ivan is so gay Liberace’s corpse just rolled over in its grave.
Chaz Bono just called to say that after seeing Sir Ivan, he doesn’t want a dick anymore.
A spokesperson for GLAD just called to say that Sir Ivan is both gay and a fuccen douchebag.
The Sports Book from the Bellaggio just called to say Sir Ivan is the odds on favorite to win the Monthly.
Sir Ivan is so gay, he has a Justin Bieber butt plug.
@The Dude, great question. I view douchebags as being gay. It keeps me from gettin busy with them. So far its only failed me once.
anyone with ‘sir’ in front of their name is a turd burgler!
sir elton…YOU CUNTS!
Sir Ossis of Liver
Sir Loin of Queef
Sir Pirate of Poo
I hadn’t realized it, but that white dress is pretty much see-thru. And if it isn’t completely so, just knock her into the pool…
Please revisit last Friday’s thoughts and links.
I ask a troubling question.
I do believe that censorship is afoot, my friends.
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Sorry – I meant “my comrades”.
some nice legs can be a refreshing departure from all the boob grease / silicone. just saying.
Ananda’s got some serious back problem. You could probably plant a can of beer on her lower back. fucking weird looking.
DB1, what up with the abbrevs?!