Tuesday, September 6, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: Sir Ivan and Ashley and Ananda

Welcome back from Labor Day, fellow hunters. Hope you are well rested. Now let us resume the holy mock. For our mission continues.

Last week was a notable week for, how you say, bobby bobbs. We had porny bobbs and sweaty bobbs. Ginormous bobbs, Pro Boobs and The Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation. Who also gave us Holy Suckle Pooch.

On the ‘bag side, there was The Unibro, who may or may not have me killed by Columbian drug lords, the uberskeezy Lonnie, and the odious Tatt Owl.

But our site is about hottie/douchey dialectics.

And none were worse than Sir Ivan’s creepy oldbaggery and the tasty popsicle youth tautchomp of Ananda and Ashley.

Sir Ivan’s toxic buffoonery has been bouncing around on the site for months, but this pic seems like the perfect time to mock his ass with a Weekly win (loss).

So this week’s Weekly winner goes to odious Oldbag, Sir Ivan, and his Great Nieces, Ashley and Ananda. Sure he’s kinda a “pro” douche. But if we don’t mock this saggy shweatyballs, then we do not do our job.

Place this pudgy oldbag and his hottie nieces in the next Monthly. And your humb narr for Pop Tarts.

# posted by douchebag1
7:20 am September, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Bobb’s? man wait til Douchie Spellcheck see’s this, she’s gonna flip.

7:23 am September, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m kinda indifferent when it comes to Sir Ivan. He doesn’t instill the rage in me like Tatt Owl. The Boss nailed it with buffonery for he is a buffoon.

7:24 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Ivan is so gay his favorite flavour of Kool-Aid is ass.

7:25 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Ivan is so gay his dog wears a condom.

7:26 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Ivan is so gay he painted his bedroom in Penis Blush.

7:28 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Ivan is so gay he invented the flesh propelled Garburator.

7:34 am September, 6 The Dude said...

When douchebags get old, do they get gay?

8:10 am September, 6 Hurl Scheibe said...

Sir Ivan is so gay he ejaculates rainbow sherbert.

8:10 am September, 6 Tori Black said...

I prefer my Bobbs porny. Just sayin’.

8:11 am September, 6 Wedgie said...

Hey, WTF?^ Bitch stole my gravatar.

8:37 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Richard Simmons just called to say Sir Ivan is gay.

8:37 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

George Michael just called to say he met Sir Ivan in a public restroom in a park in London.

8:37 am September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sir Ivan is so gay Liberace’s corpse just rolled over in its grave.

8:38 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chaz Bono just called to say that after seeing Sir Ivan, he doesn’t want a dick anymore.

8:43 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A spokesperson for GLAD just called to say that Sir Ivan is both gay and a fuccen douchebag.

8:45 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Sports Book from the Bellaggio just called to say Sir Ivan is the odds on favorite to win the Monthly.

8:50 am September, 6 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Sir Ivan is so gay, he has a Justin Bieber butt plug.

9:04 am September, 6 Catholic School Girl said...

@The Dude, great question. I view douchebags as being gay. It keeps me from gettin busy with them. So far its only failed me once.

9:55 am September, 6 schlicht bindenburger said...

anyone with ‘sir’ in front of their name is a turd burgler!

9:56 am September, 6 schlicht bindenburger said...

sir elton…YOU CUNTS!

10:10 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Ossis of Liver

10:10 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Loin of Queef

10:11 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Pirate of Poo

10:27 am September, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I hadn’t realized it, but that white dress is pretty much see-thru. And if it isn’t completely so, just knock her into the pool…

10:41 am September, 6 Baron Von Goolo said...

Please revisit last Friday’s thoughts and links.
I ask a troubling question.
I do believe that censorship is afoot, my friends.
.
Sorry – I meant “my comrades”.

4:02 pm September, 6 Steve L. said...

some nice legs can be a refreshing departure from all the boob grease / silicone. just saying.

4:24 pm September, 6 Troy Tempest said...

Ananda’s got some serious back problem. You could probably plant a can of beer on her lower back. fucking weird looking.

6:30 pm September, 6 Concerned Citizen said...

DB1, what up with the abbrevs?!

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