Monday, October 3, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: D.J. Froholio and Hangin’ On Kaylie

Last week was a particularly skeezy week of toxic nastiness. Between The Wiggas with Pear, Brothabag Jesus and Tall Jenny, The Duckface of Aswipius the III, the Ode to Tommy Pak, and the horrifying Crisis on the Way to Enlightnment. Yeesh.

The only true competition, however, was Armenian Glendale Toyota Dealer Hatoonian and his hottie Jenga.

We even had Granpa Oldbag and the Guy Who Flips off Camera Guy.

But for sheer classic assbaggery in a D.J. modus, D.J. Froholio is our winner (loser), and Hangin’ On Kaylie reminds us all to appreciate the mid-30s party girl confused about the rules nature has established regarding age and mating calls.

And lets not forget D.J. Froholio and Needin’ a Sammich Linda.

Hard to call this coupling a favorite in the next Monthly, but there’s more than enough HC/DB dialectics taking place to earn the Weekly.

Now someone shave that ‘fro with a rusty razor and put on some Flo-Rida for Kaylie to dance to.

And me, I’se a gettin’ a Pop Tart. Microwaved. Cuz that’s how I roll. With breakfast pastries.

# posted by douchebag1
7:14 am October, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

DJ Fro bores me.

7:18 am October, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think his vagina is creeping out of his fly. Otherwise, I am filled with meh.

7:22 am October, 3 troy tempest said...

He wanks everyday and stores his jizz in a tube. He uses it to keep his hair up on weekends.

7:28 am October, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Kaylie needs to put some clothes on and go pick up her kids from their dad’s house. Froholio needs to look at that tumor growing off his nads.

7:45 am October, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

NJ Douchebags rejoice!
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http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/vegas_nightlife_king_to_revel_in_19Txoj0k1vTo6LTQFhZ7OK

7:59 am October, 3 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I believe Froholio is the illegitimate brother (separated at birth?) of King Duchious IV. The familial resemblance is remarkable. The Douchebaggery of the same variety…

8:22 am October, 3 Hurl Scheibe said...

Even links have links. DoucheyWallnuts link to the NYPost about Douche clubs coming to Jersey has a link to a pic of a HCwDB, that includes pair, chin fuzz and a wifebeater.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/celebrity_photos/week_best_celebrity_photos_YweF9cOVXhzumLLKmf4SDI?photo_num=86

8:23 am October, 3 Señorita Loca said...

Donde está la chica clienta?

8:26 am October, 3 Hurl Scheibe said...

Metido por su culo, marica hijueputa.

Bolt-on Butt-ocks?

http://www.lyvewyred.com/LW/?action=feed_entry&entry_id=39159

8:27 am October, 3 Hurl Scheibe said...

Y si vas hablar español, escribelo bien marica cagado. ¿Sabe qué signifique la palabra clienta, idiota?

8:52 am October, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I love whn something says “Celebrity” and I have no clue who the fuck they are. I bet they can both suck some mean dick, though.

9:26 am October, 3 creature said...

a belt sander just might take the stale taste of whiskey off my tongue this morning

9:39 am October, 3 Señorita Loca said...

Aye, um Chihuahua, mi autocorrecta! *Calienta*

12:37 am October, 4 douche equis said...

I agree with the King D relationship but also see more than a little Joey Porsche here. In fact I thought it WAS Joey at first, but no.

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