Thursday, October 27, 2011

Is this John Largeman Douching it up??

Could it be true??

Could HCwDB folk hero John Largeman have gone to the douche side to snag a Tiny Dancer Hott?

Or is this an impostor, hoping to besmirch Mr. Largeman’s good name?

Wily Mo Panama lurks disapprovingly.

# posted by douchebag1
9:16 am October, 27 creature said...

her pooch screams, ‘creature invade me with heat seeking flesh silo!’
…& I dutifully obey

9:18 am October, 27 baffomet said...

They both need to suck in that gut….

9:18 am October, 27 Wedgie said...

Nice guntage. But then, that might be a 10 on the Largeman scale. So to speak.

9:33 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He pounds her so hard she had a titanium cervix transplant. The swelling will subside.

9:33 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He pounds her so hard he needs Ben=Gay.

9:34 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He pounds her so hard he keeps oxygen in the bathroom.

9:34 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He pounds her so hard he keeps a backboard under the bed.

9:35 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He pounds her so hard her gunt develops sea foam.

9:36 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He pounds her so hard she had memory foam installed in her gunt.

9:36 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He pounds her so hard she shits lattes.

9:39 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He pounds her so hard she has Bell’s Palsy.

9:40 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

Fat dudes try harder. But sometimes the resulting internal organ damage isn’t worth it.

9:45 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

Jesus Bling and Cobra Commander Bling at the same time? I like how his belly provides an ample display area to show his wares. Wait, is this Plinky’s Mom?

9:54 am October, 27 creature said...

I’m confused…is john largeman the eyes of dr. t. j. eckleburg?

10:01 am October, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

NEVER!!!!!, JL would never succumb to the dark side. If I’m not mistaken the guy in the background has a microphone and more then likely is announcing that NOT John Largeman as the next contestant for the belly flop competition.
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Her gunt is a prime landing area for drunken, anonymous yougurt dousing.

10:02 am October, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ is not as

10:22 am October, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Nothing screams America like a 465 pound dude poolside in Vegas wearing a moo moo and slides… I bet his feet look like a 5 pack of burnt hot dogs. I bet the back of his neck looks about the same.

10:36 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Five pack of burnt hot dogs is fuccin funny son.
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Diabetics

10:38 am October, 27 troy tempest said...

I think the girl has scoliosis. Not nice to make fun of the deformed. At least she’s smiling. Or is that a scoliotic duckface? Not nice to make fun of the deformed. I don’t think her glasses have lenses.

But she seems sweet and chirpy – which makes his impassive scowl that much more enraging.

10:39 am October, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^As I re-read it in the wider context of the shameful state of my strong neighbour to the south, I say Comment of the Week.
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Dimebaggers
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10:48 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

John Largeman would never wear black socks with shorts and white shoes. WARDROBE FACT.

10:49 am October, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This guys has more chins that the Ming dynasty did.

10:50 am October, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

that, than. Whatever…

10:51 am October, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wily Mo is asking him to move out of the way so the bleeths can go back to sunbathing.

10:52 am October, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wily Mo is trying to attract the attention of the voters for next year’s Nobel prize in physics for the actual capture of a black hole.

11:08 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

When you date a fat guy you or in her case stand by one you will inevitably gain a few pounds yourself. That’s why I likes em lean and sorta mean.

11:10 am October, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think she’s makin’ that face because he’s stepping on her other foot.

11:17 am October, 27 schlicht bindenburger said...

she has mild downs syndrome! fat body likes em drooly!

11:22 am October, 27 DarkSock said...

I wonder what the other surviving member of Sublime is doing?

11:29 am October, 27 Stephanie said...

I just wonder if he’s got crap tattoos? And do tattoo artists make extra large tatts and charge more? And does he have a tattoo of a Happy Meal?

11:45 am October, 27 Anonymous said...

He could eat her in two bites, maybe three!

2:26 pm October, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

@ Schlicht- you say drooly, John Largeman says self-lubricating.

4:18 pm October, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Am I the only one that sees the over-arching hotness of Tiny Dancer Debbie?
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.Pooch or no pooch…she looks like a ton o’ fun in a perfect little seamstress-for-the-band package.
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.He just looks like a ton o’ turds.
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.Oh well, there’s no accounting for taste.
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.Taupins
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7:19 pm October, 27 Fuckup said...

She looks mildly retarded at best but probably checks out as a typical 37 IQ retard. That gunt is a turn off. The fat turd isn’t proportioned properly enough to qualify as a human being and those sunglasses make him look even more stupid.

7:33 pm October, 27 Idiot said...

^That’s pretty fucked up.

8:30 pm October, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fat dudes definitely do not try harder. Well. they do before they get you. But then once they got you, they’re too tired to keep trying. As a long time chubby chaser, I can attest. They’d be so over the moon that a chick was talking to them (who was not 300 pounds herself) that they’d wine and dine but didn’t have the gas to 69. The dates were terrific, but about three months in, I was tired of them passing out by 8pm and me not getting any. I still love me a big, solid, thick pair of calves, the kind that only comes from carrying around a massive carcass. But I gladly let that go and went back to chasing dudes who look like drinking straws. They’re bendy, too.

9:32 pm October, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Troy, I’d doubt she has scoliosis, but she might instead have kyphosis, a symmetrical hunchback…scoliosis appears from the rear as sort of an S shape of the spine, a sideways-bending deformity.
But I fear in her case she just needs to suck it in.
Guys who appear pregnant with twins always amaze me. I’m sure he’s merely drowning in carbohydrates instead.

4:44 am October, 28 CB Popped said...

Is she holding a bottle of Phillips Milk of Magnesia?

Burnt hot dogs, ftw.

11:28 am October, 28 Nostradouchus said...

Matching guts!

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