Monday, November 7, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: The Garglebag and Nadia

I originally used this pic only as the link-reveal for the truth of Garglebag’s douchey wretchitude, and Nadia’s enhanced gnaw cleavite. but we’ll mark it the winning (losing) pic.

Since it makes hamsters molt and vomit.

Nadia may not be A-level facial hott, but for offering epic G.S.R. (Groin Shave Reveal), and the softest of pooch bellies, she’s all good.

Also, Garglebag and Nadia appear to be a real couple, and therefore this hottie/douchey violation trumped some pretty rank douchitude, including Creepy Granpa Jaundy and Sweet Patricia, Twelve Pound Watch Pud, and Superherpster.

Last week also offered A-level kettle corn superhotts like Suckle Tatt-Free Sharona, Bright Eyes Bonnie and Giggling Lana.

But festering choad and/or suckle hott not in harmonic balance is not enough to win. Garglebag and Nadia bring stupid head, chin fung and tasty Aryan hottness in combo.

And so they earn slot #2 in our last HCwDB of the Month before the 2011 Douchies.

And so your humble narrator makes some instant oatmeal. To get all healthy up in this shizz.

# posted by douchebag1
6:57 am November, 7 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

That’s some pretty colorful art on the concave chest of the Garglebag there, including the red upside down flying lizard with his wings on backwards. Very original. Not much original about her plastic boobs. I should invent “natural” shaped implants that do not make the boobiage that curious and garishly fake shape of orb.

6:37 am November, 7 Hurl Scheibe said...

Nadia does have epic GSR, but in comparison, Sharona has GSR of Biblical proportions. But despite his oil and spray tan, Mr. Turtles doesn’t bring the chops that the Garblebag has perfected.

6:41 am November, 7 Wedgie said...

Batman’s next archenemy: Two Chest?
He’s a knucklehead, but not in the same league as those Eurochumps below.
Dieter!

7:08 am November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

When the PFAH wears shades sideways on his pencilneck, the flaming nipple black lotus will smolder, while the belly pooch constellation of Perseus tongues the epic GSR. It is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. Or whatever.

7:13 am November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

And somewhere in the mountains of Tibet, the flaming black avatar of Shiva is french kissing a startled koi while Kali smokes black lotus and bites a Bleeth in half. Medusa can double check my interpretation of douche tattoo symbolism, but I’m pretty sure I nailed it.

7:29 am November, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Don’t forget TRIBAL CROSS, BRO!!!!
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@ Chris in ‘Baghdad– They already do. Only problem is, they’re not widely used. They have a tendency to rotate around in the muscle pocket and sit upside down. They can’t even be used for an over-muscle job for the same reason, only it happens faster. At least that’s what I was told. Either way, I’ll bet they make a great bicycle seat.

7:30 am November, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fuck healthy. I just had apple pie for breakfast.
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Diabetics

7:38 am November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Medusa, Somewhere in the mountains of Tibet, the flaming black avatar of Shiva nails a bewildered koi to a tribal cross while Shiva hums the tune to “Killing Me Softly” while pulling bleeth entrails from between her fangs….
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Better?

8:06 am November, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

Why so healthy DB1? You should let your fat flag fly. And nipple incorporated into tattoo design should = autodouche.

8:37 am November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m glad that my lungs and eyes are full of the healthy and nutricious loose asbestos insulation I am soundproofing the drum room with, otherwise I might see these two cockscrapes.
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Oatmeal, that stuff is bad. Any food that turns from semi-liquid to mortar in 30 minutes bungs up your bung-bung.

8:38 am November, 7 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

@ Medusa. It figures. It’s a good thing I don’t have to make my living as inventor. Or as a plastic surgeon. You might be onto something with the bicycle seat idea though…

8:47 am November, 7 creature said...

her sausage cooker is solid state….the boobies, well, simply solid

8:54 am November, 7 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Not many douches give fair warning what a flaming asshole they are by sporting a tatt that signifies such.
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.As does chin fung that resembles a skid mark…and we’re not talking Michelins and Bridgestones here.
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.And does ANYONE find those artificial melons sexy?
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.Except flaming assholes with shit stains on their faces?

9:24 am November, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Heroin addict Zachary Quinto is vile, she actually lets this ink bag inside her??? His tat makes me want to extinguish a blowtorch with the regulator wide open on his nipple!!!

10:23 am November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Choad, the equation looks like this:
Natural > Fake > None
So yeah, I’m happy to look at fake over nothing at all, but given the chance I’d oogle natural of any size (so long as they were up to my firmness standard). So let it be written.

11:03 am November, 7 creature said...

fat loves company…just sayin’

1:33 pm November, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Creature, I’m plump, you’re old. Which one is easier to change? Just sayin’.

2:24 pm November, 7 creature said...

as my stout old ass improves with age (alas, like fine wine) you’ll more than likely continue to pack on the pounds…& with certainty my prospects outweigh yours, though not my sheer mass!

6:17 pm November, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Creature, K. 🙂

11:05 pm November, 7 Douchble Helix said...

Why do you suppose she bought those? Is she a dancer? Self esteem? Those other BS reasons the greedy doctors make up? Daddy issues?

11:05 pm November, 7 Nostradouchus said...

He might wanna watch his chin fung around that flame…

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