Saturday, December 17, 2011

Most Likely to be Part of the HCwDB Show at the Guggenheim Museum in 2023: “Eros and Alterity”

As many of you already know, the year 2023 will see my visionary breakthrough work as a multi-platform transnational artist working in abstract digital expressionism via found media transmogrification finally codified by the academy with my first major show at New York’s Guggenheim Museum.

As a liberating artistic visionary who has profoundly changed both the medium and the message in the mass/age, I felt it was my duty to begin to privilege certain images that I’ve recontextualized into art. As HCwDB has moved from the underground, to the avant-garde, to literature and television, and towards eventual canonization by the literati, this process becomes increasingly important for academics and historians.

This year’s winner of the 2011 Douchie Award for most likely to be part of my art show is what I’m titling: “Eros and Alterity.”

Let this work stand with my finest artistic creations as a multimedia artist working in the found art platform of Dada-esque recodification.

For it is beauty poo.

Additional entrants will include Ferrari Owner With Small Peen, The Bedouin Riders, King Creeper, Speedo Shot First, and The Unifying Principle.

# posted by douchebag1
12:43 pm December, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Not how I wanted to start my Saturday.

12:58 pm December, 17 Vin Douchal said...

You have an incredible eye for beauty, Db1. It’s both visionary and stomach turning.
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The only “dada” that matters, live of course
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1:08 pm December, 17 Lenny The Box said...

I knew Reverend Chad when he was a raging alcoholic and drug user.

1:25 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now that we’ve entered the final stage of the 2011 Douchies, the music will become seious and constrained.
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Straight from Edinburgh, please welcome the encore of AC/DC. Sons.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFDhxJJMEIY&feature=related

1:28 pm December, 17 Hurl Scheibe said...

The Three pilots in Y Wing formation in the Speedo picture are Wedge, Biggs and Porkins.

And Porkins’ mother appears in the winner. Why do I feel like I should be filling a tomato princess with her thighs?

2:27 pm December, 17 Plinky's Mom said...

You best take this picture down and you better not be making off of this.

2:53 pm December, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Yet another reminder to take up bulimia this spring. But damnit, I love me some tortellini.

2:53 pm December, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Lenny, so you knew him yesterday?

3:06 pm December, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

And I think Plinky’s Mom meant to say *making money off of this* All those extra labia folds make it tough to complete sentences. Medical fact.

3:15 pm December, 17 troy tempest said...

Good choice. when the awards sign up sheet went around I thought about suggestions for this one, and DB picked the one I was going to recommend. Great minds think alike.

There’s another one from late december 2010 of two douchebags in a bathroom made of mirrors that was pretty good, too. CestCiNePAsUnDouchebag.jpg is what my file says.

Also there was a good one of Four Prongs all painted up with a girl all painted up that was from January that was pretty good too. It looked very “Liquid Sky”ish.

3:19 pm December, 17 creature said...

thanks for the vintage AC/DC rev…always wondered who played the pipes on that cut. miss Bon, that cheeky bastard!

4:00 pm December, 17 Troy Tempest said...

From The Lost Continent:

“I will say this, however–and it’s a strange, strange thing–the teenaged daughters of these fat women are always utterly delectable … I don’t know what it is that happens to them, but it must be awful to marry one of those nubile cuties knowing that there is a time bomb ticking away in her that will at some unknown date make her bloat out into something huge and grotesque, presumably all of a sudden and without much notice, like a self-inflating raft from which the pin has been yanked.”

4:01 pm December, 17 Troy Tempest said...

Where’d my avatar go? Weird.

4:24 pm December, 17 douche equis said...

That photo is truly awe inspiring.
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As to Troy, there is apparently a difference between logging in as “Troy Tempest” and as “troy tempest”. I believe there are two case-sensitive-different douche equises also.
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Enough tech support!

4:39 pm December, 17 Douchble Helix said...

HCwDB – Come for the boobies, stay for the indecipherable high-brow humor!

4:44 pm December, 17 Wedgie said...

I don’t get it.

5:10 pm December, 17 DarkSock said...

Excellent, Vin; Dada was another that shoulda made it.
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I love playing the lead on “Dorina”.
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Strats.

5:26 pm December, 17 DarkSock said...

“…deep down we are a spiteful, dickish bunch whose only goal here is to try and out-dick our peers…
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Yes.

5:26 pm December, 17 DarkSock said...

Although I’m not sure I agree with the “deep down” part.

6:58 pm December, 17 Hermit said...

“Most likely to be part of the HCWDB Show at the Guggemheim Museum in 2023…”
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Are you f@#&in’ kidding me? By ‘23 HCWDB will have a separate wing at the Guggemheim and this will be the centerpiece!
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Transmogrification always gives me a headache, when I’m drunk.
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I was going to go through a whole thing about the apparent contrasting images of impassioned, fit and nubile young lovers performing public sex acts while the morbid, obese woman, searches in vain for her misplaced flip flops, and how they are both symptoms of cultural excess and government subsidized corn syrup production……but I’m too fucked up.
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I can only hope to stagger down the road to enlightenment with my pants around my ankles, and find Lenny the Box waiting at its end with a morphine drip and a carton of Marlboros.

7:13 pm December, 17 hermit said...

^ and the yellow caution cone screams out its warnings, only to have them fall upon deaf ears.

7:16 pm December, 17 hermit said...

…….And the band plays on……..

7:43 pm December, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

I don’t know if its because I’m tripping balls off of the last of my Squirt soda, (Tang is out, Squirt is now my official Douchies drink) but I think the lesson to be learned from this pic and any other for that matter can be summed up in one simple sentence, “Treat her right, right off the bat and down the road she won’t get that fat.”. Damn this Squirt is potent.
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When you’re all out of pimp juice, have some Squirt.

8:39 pm December, 17 troy tempest said...

testosterone

10:48 pm December, 17 DarkSock said...

How does she wipe?
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The one on the left, also.
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Poopers.

11:57 pm December, 17 CB Popped said...

It still serves as one of the most disturbing pics on the site ftw.

12:13 am December, 18 Lorp said...

That thing on the left made me vomit.

12:16 am December, 18 baleen said...

Imagine the cloud formation in the background is a mushroom cloud and it completes the picture.

1:46 am December, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

That woman looks like a deflated Macy’s Parade balloon of Rue McClanahan.

12:20 pm December, 18 CB Popped said...

“Dickish”,,,,but never “dildonic”.

Corn Syrup – Hermit how true.

10:27 pm December, 20 Whoop-di-douche said...

I think the wavy palms and that little yellow obelisk pylon are under-rated elements of this photo selection.Sorta, ya know, like elements of relief after viewing the grievous human parts.

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