Tuesday, January 31, 2012

No More Friday Haiku

Haiku Guy from the most recent Friday Haiku writes in with a correctly worded and impressively well written (compared to the usual stuff) takedown request, and so I respek:

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Mr. Louis,

Please remove my photo and my name from this page immediately:

I’d also like to know who “Lo” is, in that this person felt the need to post my full legal name on your site (not sure why having a uniquely spelled name makes me a douche either? In fact I’ve never received anything but compliments. I guess my parents were more creative than “Lo’s” were). If they are someone I know, I’ll be quick to distance myself from them.

Clearly this mole had no respect for me when they decided to make it personal by associating my name to that picture. But your whole posting system is based upon being a coward it seems since anyone can post without joining and providing traceable information such as real name or email address… nice.

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No moles allowed to participate in the Mock. For they will rue the day.

# posted by douchebag1
12:27 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

All I remember is the girl never exhaled since the gyroscope was put in her monkey hole. At least he addressed you as mister.

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Tie Fighters

12:31 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

A mole eh?

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12:32 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

12:32 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

12:33 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

12:34 pm January, 31 jonezy said...

I’m just hopping that bell bottom boot is wide enough at the base that it doubles as a niqab

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smokin bod tho

12:34 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Young Cindy Nipple Pokies

12:37 pm January, 31 hdpanrdr said...

Moley,moley,moley !

12:39 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...
12:40 pm January, 31 tall guy said...

Sheesh! Haiku has never been my strength, but when I finally fluke a uniquely goodish one some idiot goes and distances my words from the associated personal photo.

12:43 pm January, 31 DarkSock said...

Slightly off-topic, but I just wanted to say that one of the things I really enjoy about this site is that anyone can post without joining and providing traceable information such as real name or email address.

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What if the entire Internet were like that?

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Wow. Just wow.

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Grousers.

12:44 pm January, 31 DarkSock said...

Oh, and I can see your IP addresses, fuckers, so don’t get cute…

12:47 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

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Does this work?

12:49 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

South Park Mole

12:52 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...
1:02 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Old, white spikey hair

Knew he stuck out, should not have

Posed with prettiers

1:03 pm January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

So wait, his name really was Billy Midol?

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Not that I care. Abs of titanium hottie is all I remember from that pic.

1:11 pm January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Better yet, that makes Darksock’s real name “Lo”?

1:21 pm January, 31 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw_1T0RBOg8

1:29 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mole Rat don’t care.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOPfdlsVD

_Q

1:38 pm January, 31 tall guy said...

I reckon this Lo idiot is one of Dreuche’s spurned suitors. Geez, Dreuche, you’re knockin’ ‘em back by the dozen!

2:02 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mole Rat don’t care

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http://www.youtube.com/watch=eOPfdlsVD_Q

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Son

2:04 pm January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mole Rat can fuck off.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOPfdlsVD_Q

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You should hear me play piano.

2:14 pm January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

You know what I like best about making fun of people? Nobody ever takes it the wrong way. And Sock is right, I don’t comment anyplace else because I enjoy the lack of formality here. I figure if I get really outta hand I will get censored. Such is life.

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@tall guy, my spurned lovers never seem to contact me again. Can’t be one of them.

2:48 pm January, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

All right, you got us.

My real name is MedusaAnn Oblongata-Succubus.

Jeez.

3:57 pm January, 31 Wedgie said...

My real name is Wedgie Skidmarks VonButtCrack. I live under the Crystal Pier in Pacific Beach, which is located in San Diego, CA. My phone number is (619) 233-7359. I am not “Lo”, but feel free to call or come and pay me a visit.

Fair Warning: if you come for a visit, wear the good Kevlar.

3:58 pm January, 31 Wedgie said...

Oh, yeah, one other thing: your haircut is fuccen lame and you look like a complete tool.

Now, go get me some guacamole.

4:01 pm January, 31 Wedgie said...

Can you please also display the next photo in the sequence. Because, you know, what Confucius said last time.

4:06 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So I’m the only one who has been posting under his real name the whole time???? Why the fucck didn’t someone tell me I should post under an alias?

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Assholes

4:35 pm January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

IPeed in an address once.

5:48 pm January, 31 Jean Luc Scrotard said...

Your name alone doesn’t make you a douche, Douche. Your hair, your clothes, your smirk, your attitude all combine to make you the whole douche package! The “Uber-Douche”!

Truly a douche lesser douches can aspire to be!

13 pheasant trail, lake in the hills, Illinois.

Be sure and bring those disposable ice packs you used to give the footballers on the team you managed!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

7:29 pm January, 31 Nostradouchus said...

“I’d also like to know who ‘Lo’ is.”

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Your mom, bro.

7:41 pm January, 31 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

anyone else ever have a jumpoff with a chewbacca pussy and a carefully waxed ass?

it really makes you think.

9:01 pm January, 31 Stephanie said...

You’re still a douche bag either way,the v-neck shirt and because you point at things you most likely don’t have.

9:16 pm January, 31 Wedgie said...

I forgot to give props to DB1 for posting that clip from Real Genius, one of my all-time favorites. That movie is so fuccen old, Val Kilmer still had hair and a waistline.

5:12 am February, 1 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Where it the “tool that grabs” pic? narf narf narf squishy narf

6:11 am February, 1 Hurl Scheibe said...

I guess Lo the Mole will just have to hammer later.

12:59 pm February, 1 Douche Springsteen said...

Is the mysterious Lo in fact Lo Pan? Is he going to sacrifice Gracie Law to appease his emperor and live out his earthly pleasures with Miao Lin??

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