Monday, February 6, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: Brobot and Curvy Kelly

With a two week backlog of HC/DB combos of subconscious haunt, it wasn’t easy to pick a winner (loser).

For sheer choadles, It would have to be Buckles Jones. For sexy crypto-Semitic hottness, Naomi. For Vegas trash, Gozer the Fondler. For bad tatts, Tommy’s Shoulder Tatt. For hot breasteses, the second appearance (props to Wheezer for the call) of Boobster Connie, Tool Who Points, and Grinder Lizabetta. For crypto-gay rodeo clowns, Gus and Bud. And for moobs, Mooby Mooby Moo.

There was also Crownbag, perhaps the worst douchetatt of the year. Yech.

But I must pick a winner(loser). And so I shall.

And so it shall be Brobot for sheer punchface innovation and consistent douche-stare in numerous pics with a relatively quality gaggle of giggle hotts.

Although, to be honest, Skidmark and Sue could’ve won as well. Hmm. Can’t forget about that pic. That’s some toxic HCwDB shite right there.

# posted by douchebag1
7:33 am February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

O, foul age and Father Time how hast thou propelled me into this heinous age and despair. Deiter above is harshing my Superbowl drunk and reminding me of a better time. A time when a young girl in tattered clothes and ribboned hair inspired a generation of dirty girls, but nice dirty girls, and belly shirts. Ye wretched aging beast tranformed them into skeletononous old age and hip dyspasia while defying time and yearning for the writhing girl in a Venician gondola with lions.

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Spectaculous dance moves with What the fuck was my point. Oh . I hate to see Madonna turn into an old woman. But I’d still hit it out of spite.

7:59 am February, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Good work DB1.

Brobot and his euro narcissism makes my hangover this morning that much more vile. Ate a hash/ganja brownie for the festivities yesterday that and several Dogfish 60’s has me believing I might be able with additional training to make the Rev proud.

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“But I’d still hit it out of spite.” exactly!!!

8:20 am February, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

We meet again Brobot. I would like to download the shit out of you after I install some RAM. It means I want to shun you and then make fun of you in front of your face.

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Man, my hangover after my one Heineken last night is off the charts. I think I’m still seeing single. That’s bad right? While you dudes are spite fucking Madonna, I’ll have a go at Guy Ritchie. His name is Guy, how awesome is that. I already call everyone that so I wouldn’t even have to change it up.

8:25 am February, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brobot dreams of electronic sheep… frolicking and fuccing each other to death with barbed metallic penii.

8:28 am February, 6 The Dude said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to start sniffing glue again.

9:05 am February, 6 tall guy said...

They’re a couple of servers who have just arrived at work and are about to set up. They made eyes at one another during service last night, went elsewhere for drinks – after necking several staffies while playing footsies – and ended up back at Curvy Kelly’s pad for a home game for her and and away for Brobot. They’ll go hot’n’heavy for about a fortnight at which point Curvy Kelly will realise Brobot’s a dud root and revert to type by coercing the homely looking server in back to kiss her areola.

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Full Circle.

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Don’t you love her madly.

9:36 am February, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Long time football expert Gisele Bundchen knows why the Patriots lost: “you have to catch the fuccing ball.” No doubt this will be added to the playbook. In unrelated news, Brady was last seen washing the cars of his wide receivers wives and girlfriends.

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News execs were praying for some half time controversy, and they have it. For as long as they can put up the pretense that some unknown rapper flipping the bird is anything more than a preteeen display of rebellion.

9:43 am February, 6 Hurl Scheibe said...

I think the worst offense committed was Skidmark’s Sue’s fucking little black purse.

Fuck that little black purse and all of its holy triangle blocking putresence.

9:45 am February, 6 icame isaw idouched said...

I know it’s a cliché but what a douchebag!

9:46 am February, 6 tall guy said...

If that be the case, Hurl, the Skiddy Sue’s second worst offence was not saying no to the 65th helping of 4 cheese pizza. She’s a little tubby, mate.

10:02 am February, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, shes not that unknown but perhaps after that droll display of rebellion she should go MIA for awhile.

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@tall guy, again with the fat chick hate. You are missing out brotha.

10:08 am February, 6 tall guy said...

It’s not hate, Dreuche. And what, pray tell, am I missing out on?

10:13 am February, 6 Sportster Presworks said...

Sportster Pressworks presents the Gisele Bundchen serious of expert sports analysis testbooks:

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Gisele Bundchen’s Guide to Winning in American Football : Sometimes You Have To Catch the F-ing Ball

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Gisele Bundchen’s History of Contemporary Soccer: Sometimes You Have to Kick the F-ing Ball

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Gisele Bundchen’s Elegant Dance and Other Boxing Strategies: Sometimes You Have to Punch the F-ing Guy

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Gisele Bundchen’s Analysis of European Versus American Hockey Styles: Sometimes You Have To Shoot the F-ing Puck

10:16 am February, 6 tall guy said...

Look, I’m hitting it for an early. That’s not an early root btw. I’m planning on getting out at Dee Why Point to shoot some pics. My brief experience last Sunday was tops and I want to improve my skills as a water lensman. Yo! Wedgie. What’s some info on equipment? Surely there’s better cameras or housings around than my Lumix. Which is beginning to shit me btw.

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Also Dreuche, I thought you were a skinny-arsed broad. I mean, in the nicest (read: hottest) way.

10:39 am February, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, I’ve got some junk in the trunk my friend, no skinny arse. I don’t stress about my weight as long as I can still fit in the same pants year after year I’m golden. I don’t get many complaints from the menfolk and isn’t that the whole point? I think you should shoot for an early root myself. Live a little

10:47 am February, 6 tall guy said...

Geeze, Dreuche, reclining in bed awaiting sun up reading your post, I’m now feeling comfortable and my usual insomnia has been replaced by the urge to sleep. Preferably with some hottie, but that’s another story.

11:26 am February, 6 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

it looks like she added boob weight to whatever right said fred here lost since he was last seen in public.

12:59 pm February, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Junk in the trunk = addicted to baconnaise.

2:11 pm February, 6 Hurl Scheibe said...

@ Tall Guy – Benjamin Franklin once remarked in comparing sex with a young firm woman to an older, more corpulant woman, “in the dark, all cats are gray.” I suspect what he meant to say was it’s all pink on the inside.

3:40 pm February, 7 Nostradouchus said...

I cut my jeans like that all the time.

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