Friday, March 9, 2012

Sneery McGee Is the Root of All Evil

I can’t prove it. But it’s my working hypothesis.

# posted by douchebag1
10:26 am March, 9 Douche Bagalow said...

Val Kilmer has really let himself go.

10:41 am March, 9 tall guy said...

He’s wearing that atrocious looking pullover because someone told him he “looks really cute in it…” He’s gullible like that.

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BOOB TATTZ!!

10:41 am March, 9 douche-da-douche said...

seems Mr. McGee’s evil has caused Miz Blondie Hott’s eyes to work independently of each other, on her it’s a good look.

10:46 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brad Putz?

10:47 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Marty McSores?

10:47 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Eli Mannchaps?

10:48 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pootin’ Manning?

10:48 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ivan Dragoqueen?

10:50 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s batshit crazy. His other girlfriend is Helena Bonham Carter.

10:51 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Every dude is wearing his eyelids like that lately. It’s Lincredulous!

10:55 am March, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Proof that ya gotta wear a mask when you play goalie. Those pucks are frozen before the game, frozen I says

11:00 am March, 9 Hugh Douche said...

You gotta love the…man, do I really got to take a shit look he has going.

11:04 am March, 9 tall guy said...

The ‘look she has going’ says you must be 18 or over to enter this site.

11:08 am March, 9 Southern Scrotic said...

He looks more like the square root of evil.

11:26 am March, 9 tall guy said...

I’d hit her. Sure, the collars n’ cuffs probably don’t match, but that’s mostly a given these days for me. Shit, if they do match the common colour is grey.

12:02 pm March, 9 Anonymous said...

Who’s the crackhead he’s with?

12:06 pm March, 9 The Dude said...

I’m a shoulder man, by which I mean I’d love to ejaculate on her torso.

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I just hope it’s not a cold shoulder.

12:25 pm March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey Wallnuts might know the blonde dame. I think she’s the illegitimate bastard child of his affair with Kim Novak that led to his short-lived kidnapping.

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Speaking of anal-bleaching. Mrs. Kroeger’s on a rimming kick and wanted me to shave my poopy regions and bleach my hole. To my dismay this afternoon I realized that anal bleaching is done by professionals with hydrogen peroxide ,H3O to Dr. Bunsen, and not a paste made from Vim and Liquid Plumber. Holy shit.

12:28 pm March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oy Vey those bleaching fumes have me all misegenated. I meant Sammy Davis and Kim Novak’s bastard great-grandaughter, Baby!

12:33 pm March, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If I’m not mistaken this sad sac appears to be suffering from douche’s palsy causing that characteristic face droop. Isn’t that the Bleeth from the Bachelor or Bachelorette or one of those shows where they take semi-retarted human beings and try to get them to mate on TV?

12:35 pm March, 9 Wheezer said...

Blonde Melanie is blessing us with the Mayan Eye of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:35 pm March, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

It’s good to check in and here things are back to business as usual. RevChads bleaching his pooper, tall guy is pretending to like women, and The Dude is pretty much The Dude, DB1 forgot to post the winner of the weekly because he’s hard at work on another soul crushing reality show and I’m eating a brownie planning how best to end it all this evening. Business as usual I says.

12:46 pm March, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

You’d have the same look on your face as him if you’d just gotten a headshot to the jaw by the girl you’ve been trying to break up with for two weeks now but everytime you’re about to tell her to get out she goes all turbo-nympho on you, f*cking an upside down stool leg while you smack her tits like Rocky Balboa sparring with half a frozen cow carcass and all the while tears are pouring down her cheeks and she’s shrieking “GOD I F*CKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH SO MUCH IF WE EVER BROKE UP I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I WOULD KILL YOU FIRST BUT REALLY I WOULD JUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!”

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She’s bat-shit crazy I says, and he just swallowed a crown.

12:48 pm March, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

Rev Chad has a sharp eye. I do believe this is a photo of Rim Novak, Kim’s daughter from her relationship with Giancana goon Crackers Mendino. Crackers used to make guys gargle with their own urine before gagging them with their own testicles.

12:48 pm March, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

Gargle, I says.

1:10 pm March, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Jesus effin’ Christ what kind of a mocker spells retard as retart??

Irony

1:48 pm March, 9 jonezy said...

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she seems delightfully lazy-eyed

2:35 pm March, 9 troy tempest said...

Crazy Face Karyn’s been eating cabbage and fava beans all day just to keep douchefruits like McGee away. As soon as he swooped in and said “Hey babe – let’s fuck!” she said “First let my friend Suzie Q take our picture together!” And just be for Suzie snapped the pic, Karyn let rip a fart that melted a hole in her panties. She felts the tear in her shorts happen and laughed. McGee just got wiff of the beans when they snapped the pic. Three seconds later, he was on the floor gagging and puking.

3:35 pm March, 9 Johnny No Name said...

Isn’t this Clifford the Big Red Bag?

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/06/clifford-the-big-red-bag/

4:01 pm March, 9 ehcuodouche said...

McGee seems like a pretty big guy, which could be intimidating. This is what brass knuckles are for. Douches like to think they’re hot shit, they’ve got their dog tags flying under their punchface and can take a punch from any six footer. I have a special pair, about three inches thick, with foam padding so you don’t fuck up your fingers. I had them monogrammed with the work C-O-C-K in reverse, which doesn’t make sense until you realize that this word is going to be embedded in this douchebag’s face for 6-10 weeks. The square jaw gives you a nice flat surface to work with, too. Just go 95%, cause there’s a fine line between knocking unconcious and permanent brain damage. Not that anyone would probably notice, but, you know, lawyers…Just get yourself the best think they have on tap afterward. That girl has crazy eyes, and you don’t stick your dick in crazy.

4:53 pm March, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@ehcuodouche, I’m enjoying your How To Series on Bar Brawling with douches and then the proper drink pairing afterwards. What type of fight do I need to win to follow it with a Coronita? That’s a margarita with a tiny bottle of Corona in it so when you drink the marg the Corona drains into the drink via science.

6:52 pm March, 9 Stephanie said...

He just smelled one of his own farts. And it’s time for dinner.

7:09 pm March, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

There are about 3.74 pounds of crazy between their two brains.

8:01 pm March, 9 ehcuodouche said...

@ND

I think of Coronitas from back in high school when we drove down to TJ (It’s not pronounced Tee-a-wanna, it’s pronounced tee-jay) and you’d get a bucket of the little tiny corona’s on ice for $5. You didn’t mind that on a price-per-ounce basis you were getting ripped off, because you pounded enough of the bar’s $1 tequila shots to make it a deal – and you needed to slow down anyway or you wouldn’t even be able to walk back over the border under your own power, nor say “American.” Good times. Anyway, I’ve got one for that and I’ll bring it up on the next punchable douche.

9:09 pm March, 9 Blah said...

He borrowed his sweater from her.

7:12 am March, 10 Nostradouchus said...

Looks like Val Kilmer took a mallet to the face.

9:02 am March, 10 Wheezer said...

Johnny No Name (3:35 p.m.) may be on to something. I think Clifford is puffy compared to Sneery McGee, and their hair is slightly different, but they could be genetically related.

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I mean, aside from both being scrote, they could also have at least one common parent.

9:57 am March, 10 Lady Godiva's Piebald said...

waiting periods to purchase weapons differ from state to state, but his face is a reminder that st patrick’s day is just around the corner.

9:55 pm March, 10 Matt.S said...

Well this one face only a mother can love. “do i smell poop” is all i can think of.

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