Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Reader Mail: Bree Olson 'Bag

Luke writes in with a first person tag and a quality email rant:

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Hi there DB1, hope you are well.

Too bad this twat walked in front of me, or I would have an epic hot chick with douche bag for you; Bree Olson with some random European tourist in Times Square. He was simply your basic Euro Bag, but the shit eating grin on his face was an order of magnitude above average.

By the way, never heard of the Boob Bus. I bet they sell stolen fake tits you can attach to Real Dolls or lifted flesh-lights out of the back in Wal*Mart parking lots to unsuspecting hicky morons in Alabama.

All the best,

Luke

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Ah yes, legendary Charlie Sheen “godess” Bree Olson, she of the inspirational Friday Haiku of 2011. HCwDB in porn is industry standard. But a quality tag is always appreciated Good work, Luke.

# posted by douchebag1
11:48 am April, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This bleeth – or “Bree-th” – is just another average looking moron with daddy issues who is willing to take DPs and do lezbo shit for all to see. Next.

12:18 pm April, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

If you shine a blacklight around the inside of the boob bus, you will be blinded by all the flourescent stains.

12:23 pm April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Baldovino Largeman walks away dissapointed that his wasn’t the bus back to Schenectady

12:30 pm April, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Porno has gone too mainstream, jizz mops like her are a dime a dozen now adays… yawn.

12:49 pm April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

.Jack Edwards on WEEI today, no better radio, anywhere

12:54 pm April, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If there were more porn buses, I’d be more inclined to take public, or is it pubic, transportation. We need a porn subway, a porn train, and the pièce de résistance: porn planes.

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Bree Olson seems aptly named after a soft cheese with crusty white mold. I’m just not sure what people see in her when they could be looking at goddesses like Abella Anderson.

1:11 pm April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Best headline ever would be “Pope Mobile Rearends Boob Bus”. Sacrilicious. Also I’m pretty sure many a train was run on the Boob Bus.

1:12 pm April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Also “Bree-th” FTW.

1:23 pm April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sometimes palindromes are fun, right?

1:25 pm April, 25 The Dude said...

Luke, if you were my son, I’d be a bitch. You are no son of a bitch, Luke Flywatcher!

2:37 pm April, 25 UFO Destroyers said...

Are we still in Italicsland?

3:42 pm April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, yeah right like I’m religious. Aussie please.

3:48 pm April, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Twat” seems a bit harsh for someone that was just walking in the crowd with you, doesn’t it? Save it for the arena, Spartacus.

10:16 pm April, 25 Stephanie said...

Who rides the short bus?

10:23 pm April, 25 Nostradouchus said...

I’m going with a notta. If he’s from Italy, maybe I’ll rethink it.

5:44 am April, 26 Douche Wayne said...

I must have been on Mars, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears, ‘cuz I had no idea I got honorable mention in the 2011 Douchies. Many thanks, bossman.

As for the pic, I thought Wayland Smithers didn’t swing that way?

5:52 am April, 26 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The bus was promoting free breast exams. Business would have been better it she was performing free testicular cancer screenings.

4:03 am April, 27 DouchYouWannaDance said...

TMZ covered the story.

“The Boob Bus” does breast cancer screenings promoted by porn stars and the porn industry. Exams given by women dressed as Naughty Nurses.

Still trying to figure out WHO exactly this bus is meant to serve.

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