Thursday, May 24, 2012

'Bag / Nottabag: Ed "Too Tall" Bones

What say you? ‘Bag? ‘Notta? I’m probably going with notta. Ed “Too Tall” Bones seems like the best cooler to ever work at the Double Deuce.

Mmm… oh Kelly Back Arch. How your soft pillows arch with distening glew in the Vegas morn. I poke and prod each one with a willow branch to observe skin tautage, and then whimper in a laundry basket for Gozer the Destroyer’s fire and brimstone promises, before softly slipping into a REM sleep dream about butterfly fly swatter butt slapping the Patriots Cheerleading Team.

# posted by douchebag1
1:06 pm May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Reflected in his glasses, I can see Too Tall’s dream of playing a cyber-marine in the next Michael Bay flopbuster.

1:11 pm May, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Just about anything by R.E.M. puts me to sleep.

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If Bones is wearing a vial of Kelly Back Arch’s menstrual juices around his neck he’s a’ight with me , too

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Billy Bobs

1:25 pm May, 24 Wheezer said...

Boobies and pear! I…..I…..I can’t speak.

1:29 pm May, 24 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Bag.

Nice incision on the dude’s chest.

Maybe a silicone injection is the new way to get pumped up for males.

Get some.

1:38 pm May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kelly showin’ the top of the mons. That’s right, I said mons. Mons reveal is the new rocker horns.

1:39 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

I say notta as for Kelly Back Arch she’s posing to hard for the pic which there is no need for. She likes the camera and narcissism is a wretched thing. I’d bang her friend and I bet Kelly knows that too thus trying too hard to be hot.

1:42 pm May, 24 army (ret) douche said...

sculpted chin fung, auto

1:44 pm May, 24 Steve said...

Anyone think the brunette looks like Olivia Munn?

1:57 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

I’m digging middle Hott’s mon pubis…

2:02 pm May, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Total douche. Sculpted facial hair, check. Gel-formed douchehawk, check. Homoslavian turd-tag, check. AND he has pressure-activated water wing dispensers attached to his trunks. Really?! He IS standing next to probably the largest flotation devices at the pool and he brings water wings. For shame.

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Rubber duckies

2:39 pm May, 24 Doucheywallnuts said...

I would like to run 24-hours on her Le Mons.

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Seriously, Mons is the new Pear. The new pear I tells ya.

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And he’s a total bag.

2:47 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mons. Mons. Burp. .

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MOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Pubii

3:09 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“One of these days Alice, one of these days. BANG! ZOOM! Straight to the mons!”

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Ralph Kramdown, The Honeymounders

3:16 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mons Struck

3:17 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Paper Mons

3:17 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Monsraker

3:17 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mons over Miami

3:18 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Blue Mons

3:18 pm May, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Man on the Mons

3:34 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Spy Who Mons Me

3:36 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Battle Of The Mons

3:36 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bravemons

3:37 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Clockwork Mons

3:37 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Dirty Mons

3:37 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mons Blanket Bingo

3:38 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

All In The Mons

3:38 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mons RX-7

3:39 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rooster Mons

3:39 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s A Wonderful Mons

3:40 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mons On 57th Street

3:40 pm May, 24 Pooch Spackle said...

I’m gonna go with Bag. Big giant douchebag. Just riding high off of my HOH nom win and $2 Margs from the Taco truck. It’s good to be back gentlemen, its good to be back. Now perhaps if Champagne Katie would have hired me instead of her current representation shit coulda happened for her. Oh wells.

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If I had a dick I would tell you guys to suck it.

3:40 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Monsburgler

4:02 pm May, 24 Pooch Spackle said...

The Count of Monste Cristo

4:28 pm May, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Monsday Monsday

4:28 pm May, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Man of La Monscha

4:37 pm May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The Running Mons

4:40 pm May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Spidermons 4: Saving Mary Jane’s Firebush

4:41 pm May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brokeback Monstan

4:42 pm May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

On Golden Mons

4:55 pm May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kari Sweets, most famous mons flasher on the Interwebs:

http://88gals.com/content/Felix%20Flow/Kari%20Sweets/Rainbow%20Strip/6.jpg

SFW

4:59 pm May, 24 The Dude said...

There is nothing in this pic except a fine lass in some kind of b/w bikini ensemble.

6:08 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

If I’m not mistaken I believe Mons Pubis is Latin for “nice snatch”?

6:28 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sorry for this shameless plug. Two of my second cousins recording some obscurehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT4Tc2mFvno&feature=youtu.be song in the Kroeger Studio. The dude is a genious biochemist. Chick is in high school I think. Man cave sounds sick.

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6:31 pm May, 24 A. Guy said...

Again….why so many “Kellys” on here?

6:39 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sorry! Another second cousin raised in the Kroeger Studio. I did not do ths video no matter what she says,

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6:43 pm May, 24 Pooch Spackle said...

@A.Guy, cuz Kelly is like the new Cindy.

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@RevChad, please stop talking about plugging your cousins. It’s gross dude and its a serious buzzkill.

7:14 pm May, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

Brah, you missed the dog tags.

I’ll need to see some military ID for notta status.

9:21 pm May, 24 CB Popped said...

Bag.

3:54 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Mons-sters

3:54 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I Dream of Mons

3:54 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Monsfinger

3:55 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mons Over Parador

3:55 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mons On a Plane

3:56 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Monsy Python and the Holy Grail

5:26 am May, 25 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Monstains of the Moon

The Seven Storey Mons

Circling the Sacred Mons

Mons River

Paper Mons

Mons, Inc.

5:30 am May, 25 Douchble Helix said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:52 am May, 25 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

I have to go take a double deuce right now, in fact.

5:54 am May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hello, my name is Inago Monstoya.

5:56 am May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

John Carter of Mons

7:10 am May, 25 ehcuodouche said...

I was really on the fence about this one for awhile, but I think he’s just over in bag territory like Kelly’s mons are just poking outside the bikini.

7:12 am May, 25 crazed aborigine said...

broken links. I am full of hate.

7:28 am May, 25 Anonymous said...

DB1, you’re slippin’, son!!! If this tool ain’t a douche, I don’t know what is?!?

9:12 am May, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I gotta go with notta. Not tatts, no hand signs, not much bling – if that’s dog tags, he looks like he may have earned.

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So, notta, go in peace, and oorah.

9:19 am May, 25 DouchYouWannaDance said...

BAG!

Are you kidding me? No question. Spikey hair, dogtag “bling”, facepunch mugging for the camera, a “I spend 5 hours a day in the gym” abs, and clear URC Party cup.

How is this even up for debate? Because he has no visible tats or 5lb watch?

9:59 am May, 25 Anonymous said...

Lately, a real stretch here in terms of classifying the boys as douche’s…..leaning towards a real resentment from the standard posters….” I spend 5 hours a day in the gym abs.” Really?

10:26 am May, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

It’s pretty simple, folks. If he actually spent time in the military, then he’s earned the masculine identifier of dogtags. If he hasn’t, then his brain is obviously drowning in too much pud to notice just how much of an impostor that makes him. Ergo fake dogtags are autobag.

10:30 am May, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

As for the anonymous ladies who think we be hatten, yo, I realize your need to deify whatever douchy icons our wasted culture puts up, and to trash the rest of us for insightfully breaking down those icons. But it just makes you sound absolutely retarded. History and God are on our side.

11:16 am May, 25 Jim Beam said...

WTF WTF WTF??? How can anyone ever consider a notta for this total bag?!?!?! Fauxhawk, waxed chest, wraparound shades, CELLPHONE HOLSTER!!! The evidence is overwhelming on this one . . .

8:14 pm May, 25 Guid is Good said...

If this Douche is a Nottabag we are losing the war.

11:34 am May, 29 Anonymous 3:16 said...

Y’all are losing it . This is so far from Notta I can’t fathom the concept for this turd. Sculpted chin pubes – auto. Fake tags – auto. Fauxhawk – auto. Need I go on? OK. Waxed/shaved chest – present. Multiple belt devices or device holders – present and auto.

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