Saturday, May 26, 2012

Comment of the Week: The Reverend Chad Kroeger

In helping to anoint our newest member of the sacred Hall of Hott, Sonya, with prose of celebratory purity boobie hottie suckle thigh, The Rev. wins the coveted Comment of the Week:

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With only 299 of my nearest acquaintances, I would fight Xerxes of the H.M.H. (Heathen Moslim Horde) and 500K of his goat blasters for the chance to be dragged 100 miles dehydrated in the Sahara sun to bleed on the glass her one female ancestor left as they fled from Old Jerusalem with no weapons but hair blowers and extension cords. For the chance only that I may hear a recording of her voice on Victrola with my Grandmother’s ghost whispering ” Please don’t listen.” As I listen on the phone to her sighs of ignorance as I take my dying breath sucking on a nipple.

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And no, there ain’t no vote. When a future ex-Mrs.-DB1 makes her pre-librarian divorce hott purity appearance, the Hall is enshrined with ostrich tickle.

# posted by douchebag1
11:29 am May, 26 troy tempest said...

I got my pride! I got my pride! Right here in my PANTS! Talk to me Sonja babeeee! Give Gretchen’s Uncle something to sing about!

12:28 pm May, 26 The Dude said...

I would drag my ass forty miles through the Sawhorah Desert to wedge myself between and betwixt – bewixt, I tells ya – boobie Goth Chick and Yellow Glasses Intellacktual, giving him the Mayan Foot of Get the Fuck Outta Here! and what was I talking about? meh

12:38 pm May, 26 CB Popped said...

Sonya is a make-up less present from the heavens.

Imagine her with the librarian glasses,,,,or actually “done – up” etc.

2:18 pm May, 26 Douchble Helix said...

meh

2:37 pm May, 26 Cmak said...

Might this not be the Bukowski Fanboy?

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/12/creepy-bukowski-fan-asks-you-if-youve-ever-read-bukowski/

3:38 pm May, 26 Pooch Spackle said...

Congrats to Sonya, if anyone deserves to be enshrined in that prism of jism it may as well be her. But enough about her, recently I was asked, “Pooch, what is the secret to your success at running a sexist shallow hilarious website by proxy?”. ” Well Ryan Seacrest, I’m glad you asked.” I replied. “It’s actually quite simple. It come down to three things really. You take a pinch of persistence, an inch of insanity and a dollup of don’t give a shit. Also it helps to be hell bent on revenge. And there you have it Mr. Seacrest. Spackle out.”

3:46 pm May, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Right Honorable Reverend Chad Kroger is my hero and by hero I mean he cracks me up.

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Panama Reds

4:12 pm May, 26 Pooch Spackle said...

When he’s not having sex with his first cousins or drinking period blood RevChad occasionaly writes up some semi-semi coherent stuff. Kudos Kroeger.

5:07 pm May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow! I’m totes magotes. Third time in a row not understanding what the fuck I was talking about N’mean. I was fucking stoned. Sons. But it sounds sincerelike.

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Great times in Canada. The rich are getting richer and the Frenchies are rioting. Happy Birthday you FucckersQ!

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6:22 pm May, 26 Doucheywallnuts said...

Rev Chad Rocks. They should do a Glee episode dedicated to him and his Muzak. Muzak, I says.

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7:18 am May, 27 The Dude said...

This is Hunter S. Thompson fan boy. Fear and Choading in Las Vegas.

1:08 pm May, 27 Douchble Helix said...

For the record, my earlier “meh” was in regards to the imperial HoH selection.

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Krugman’s alright.

3:45 pm May, 27 DouchYouWannaDance said...

HoH???

Sorry, I just don’t see it.

11:40 pm May, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

I like how Hunter Thompson is ignoring the douchebag exploiting his legacy and keeping his gaze at tattooed woo hottie’s boobs.

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