Thursday, July 19, 2012

Douche or Nottadouche?

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Mohawk Marv has a pre-emptive bald guy marine ‘hawk, possibly unearned dog tags and painfully cute girlfriend Tiny Tina.

My douche radar is on the blink…what say you, my dickish bunch? Douche or Notta and go in peace?

# posted by Bagnonymous
2:41 am July, 19 eyedouche said...

No tats. No hat. Notta.

2:45 am July, 19 The Dude said...

Marv gets a pass. I suffer from insomnia (sometimes it suffers from me), but right now my situation is not that miserable, because I just walked under cloudy moonlit skies and came back to Morning Wood with Robin Meade. What?

2:47 am July, 19 The Dude said...

Is that some kinda cameltoe ripple on the hottie? Could be a rare case of Largemon.

2:50 am July, 19 The Dude said...

Largemons^

2:55 am July, 19 The Dude said...

Robin Meade can give me Morning Wood telling me about the most horrible shit. She also looked me straight in the eye (of Coitus) and asked me to send pics or vids of what I am doing while she’s broadcasting. uhm, no thanks Robin but I am available for private chat!

2:57 am July, 19 doiif said...

That haircut + beard + necklage + wristband + smirk + Wifebeater combined makes him a douche, but not a perticulary funny one to look at. Don’t lower your standards by making stuff like this regular.

3:00 am July, 19 The Dude said...

Robin Meade is the only girl on the planet who can give me an erection while talking about a devastating tornado. TMI, I know. I’ll back away from the keyboard. I really hope this acid wears off soon. Even the NASA channel looks boring.

3:03 am July, 19 The Dude said...

dolif just try running a site as cool as this. Do it for one day. One day! Then you are entitled to make such disparaging comments. Otherwise, fuck right off!

3:41 am July, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I do believe we’ve seen this pic before. I’m in a pissy mood standing in slow moving airport security line so I’ll give this bag no pass. He’s a tool.

3:48 am July, 19 Guid is Good said...

Leather wristband is pushing his luck a bit far.

Needs a white belt and some tatts.

3:51 am July, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douche. No real serviceman or woman wears dog tags in such a manner. And. through her jeans, she is giving us the “Trouser Eye of Iranian Hairy Beaver.”

4:31 am July, 19 FoghornLeghorn said...

Douche. Chin beard, wrist strap, too many necklaces. I like Tiny Tina, but I like tan lines and pubic hair. I bet Robin Meade has them too, Dude.

4:48 am July, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douche. And she may be a Jewess suckle thigh Ho-Ho lover.

4:53 am July, 19 Anonymous said...

Douche. Wrist leather thing, mohawk, chin pubes, dog tags…no question.

5:52 am July, 19 Troy Tempest said...

He’s a douche. Just not an uberdouche. Remember Samurai Scrote: totally normal looking save one tie around his scowling head. This guy is gaudily displayed like some fucking peacock in comparison. The wrist… thing…, the dogtags, the wifebeater, the chin pubes, the stupid marine microhawk, etc. etc. He’s a douche. However, he is smiling a decent smile and has a non-threatening look in his eye, so he’s not like some CroBagnon. He’s just your run of the mill douchey white guy.

6:09 am July, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Not regulation issue tag or chain. Autodouche, for Travis Bickle.

6:12 am July, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’d like to see coltish Tiny Tina with her ankles behind her ears. She looks like she’d be flexy that way.

6:34 am July, 19 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

I was leaning notta, but then noticed that they are in fact dressed identically, accessorizing with relevant flair — she with a 1983 television remote, he with an epic leather wristdanna from the Pulp Fiction Home Collection.

Also, their manicured eyebrows are in creeptastic four-abreast alignment.

These two are a generation away from greeting the kids at Thanksgiving in matching sweatsuits down the shore.

7:55 am July, 19 Douche ex Machina said...

Nottadouche, though it’s a near thing. He looks visibly pleased to be in close proximity to the Hott.

Robin Meade? Overrated. OK, she’s not hard to look at, but her “news” show is Teh Suck. Then again, CNN in general is Teh Suck these days.

9:09 am July, 19 jmanbro said...

Pass. No tribal tatts (that we can see) and he’s smiling.

9:55 am July, 19 The Dude said...

The worst thing about Robin Meade (and other busty newscasters ) is she just can’t seem to shut the fuck up. Does she think I’m watching her to hear about whatever strange and horrible shit happened while I was trying to sleep? C’mon girl, get a clue. I’ve got yer clue.

1:18 pm July, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I love the American Media. We have “journalists” like Meade and Courtney Friel. England has Fern Britton.

2:54 pm July, 19 Stephanie said...

Douche. A tolerable douche. Not as disgusting an many can be. I admire the fact that he doesn’t have a viewable tattoo,yet,and somehow my comment might prevent him from getting one. I’m trying to save the world one person at a time.

3:06 pm July, 19 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Marv ain’t no fuckin’ marine. There’s no fuckin’ way.

Dead giveaway:

1. Cross with dogtags.

2. Right wrist with leather wristband.

Marv is DOUCHE. DOUCHE-DOUCHE-DOUCHE.

Tina is cute. I like her. She makes me feel…..kinda funny……….

4:24 pm July, 19 Tits McGee said...

Close… tame, but still a douche. As has been said above, the hair and fake tags make me wince but that was not enough. It’s the leather wrist-bustier. That shoves him over the edge but sadly, not a cliff.

7:56 pm July, 19 creature said...

he’s a total kook, but, harmless…buy me a whiskey, dickhead!

11:02 pm July, 19 Ben Weaver said...

They look almost normal. I been drinkin too much anti freeze again.

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