Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Seven Boobs Walk Into a Bar…
The bartender says, “Which one of you seven boobs is a douchebag wearing a douchey-ass shirt with douchey-ass bullets on it?”
And the seventh boob says, “I am.”
Wait, you heard this one before?
John Largepud has.
You need to post a hot, because today, they have been not…
@ Tanath
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I dunnoh , I’d take a few laps around the middle Bleeth. She looks like Reese Witherspoon gone porno
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Speaking of Boobs or Large Puds YANKEE HEROES ACTING LIKE PIECES OF SHIT
These three broads:
1) Swing from a poles
2) Star in sausage handling films
3) Are in the new reality show: Broads That Swing from Poles and Star in Sausage Handling Films
The douche needs to show ID.
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The hotts need to show nipples.
Is this douche the son of the plastic surgeon that worked on all these soccwhore mommies? They all have the some boobies and lips (I guess the Mr. Ed-style was all the rage that year). Then again, they might all be alines. Prove they’re not.
^ Wow. NEVER hire a stegosaurus to type for you. Alines = aliens. Stoopid fuccen dinosaur…
The Bleeth on the left looks retarded.
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The Bleeth on the right spends too much time on the UV bed.
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But the Bleeth in the middle – holy fucc, what a skeeeeez. Skinny as can be, making her giant fake cans look even gianter and fakier. They look terrible – completely oversized and un-matched to her body type. Yikes. She should get them removed and get her money back. If she thinks no one will Wuv her, all she has to do is learn how to choke down the baby batter and she will get all the attention she needs from creepy dipshits on Ashley Madison.
I want bone the middle chick cause I don’t see many hip bones lately. Speaking of Lately. That Chelsea Handler sure is a fucking cunt. No funny, just lowest common denominator condescending hate speech by a lesbo drunk. And by lesbo drunk I mean I’d do her ass doggy style until she bled out Son. Cunt. Cunt. And then strangle her with nmy cock.
I imagine motorboating that trio would sound like “Carol of the Bells”.
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With a bunch of cat yowling in the background.
Blue bikini in the middle has also spoiled her mons venus with tatt scribble. Probably says something cerebral like “Please pull out.”
Motorboting that trio will land you in the ER.
Are they in a boat dock? Not that it matters since it needs to be bleached, but I just discovered why DarkSock crashes a lot of boats:
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https://www.facebook.com/HotBoatingChicks
Oh, and the bleeth on the left is likely Lila’s Alzadoes sans belly bunny. Odd to see a hott/bleeth named for one former NFL star when another one passed away today.
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R.I.P. Alex Karras.
These are the kind of bleeths that gives women a bad name. And by gives women a bad name, I mean gives me a renoB. I would love to ejaculate on all three of them whilst eating their Bing. And Bing tastes like sushi. Sometimes.
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And Chelsea handler is the worst kind of cunt. And by worst kind of cunt I mean I wouldn’t fuck her with Ellen Degeneres dicck.
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True Story: I’m eating sushi from Pavilions while enjoying the cut of their bikini bottoms. So please – don’t bring up the possible thong worn by the seventh boob – not while I’m eating.
And if we can avoid discussion of spoiled sushi, even better!
Domo arigato
The giggling girl IQ is very low here. Girl in the center is starving for attention. Literally.
Dude. I think I can see a tit fucking callous in blue bikini’s cleavage. Her globs have already been permanently forced penis-width apart.