Thursday, October 11, 2012

The Orangudan Still Caught in Meaningless Circle of Orangeness and Depression

HCwDB of the Month winning Orangino, the Orangutan, is heading towards 2012 Douchie Award winning status. But he is not satisfied.

On the negative side, abusing his body to conform to a shape meant to give him cultural validation.

On the positive side, sideboob.

The Oraguntan burps pensively.

# posted by douchebag1
1:55 pm October, 11 Merle Baggard said...

I’ll say it again. Sideboob. Go Giants and A’s.

1:58 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

How much more could this side-boob be? None!

2:02 pm October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The orange menace continues to loom where douches congregate. Carson Dalys career has slid a bit in recent years, looks like he’s gotten down in the mud to roll with the douches and got the moth from the silence of the lambs poster tatted on his chest.

2:03 pm October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Top notch side boob but why so angry pussycat?

2:18 pm October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

I didn’t know there was such a thing as albino cows. You learn something new every day ….

2:21 pm October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Is Sanjay part of their crew or is he photobombing?

2:25 pm October, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Just to be nostalgic and shit… Remember when The Boss shit the bed:

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http://www.mtv.com/videos/is-she-really-going-out-with-him-ep-14-the-jerz-pud/1629554/playlist.jhtml#series=2211&seriesId=27321&channelId=1

2:26 pm October, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Big fan of sideboob reveal, however I’m torn on this one. She does look enthusiastic filthy though.

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STILLERS

2:41 pm October, 11 Douche Springsteen said...

She isn’t quite pulling off that Jean Seberg pixie cut but sweet baby Jebus is that some impressive sideboob.

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Go Tigers. Go Os.

2:47 pm October, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Giant, fake, protruding sideboob on albino tranny is about as sexy as a Rosie O’Donnell swimsuit calendar.

2:52 pm October, 11 Wheezer said...

That Carson Daly choadwank has been on this site quite a bit, but he was always hard for me to pin down. I found one appearance, however:

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/07/31/saved-by-her-bells/

2:53 pm October, 11 Wheezer said...

Here he is again:

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/12/04/friday-haiku-149/

2:58 pm October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If it wasn’t for the Giraffe patterned sleeve, I’d swear that dude was Tendon Ted from years back. He of 0.5% water weight, subcutaneous worm infestation and nasty arch backed hot chick. Son.

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Idactic Memories

3:13 pm October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Carson Daly Choadwank= Redundant

3:20 pm October, 11 Pdiddouche said...

Sideboob pixie + blonde and brunette hotts overthrow all the poo that those 3 choads can flingt at us.

Oh yeah, Lakers suck!

3:29 pm October, 11 hermit said...

I agree with Choad T.D.S. That chick is a repulsive skank. I happen to dig hott, inked chicks, but that sideboob is interesting only in a State Fair sideshow, two-headed goat sort of way.

I banged a two-headed goat once, but the plaintive, stereophonic bleating had a boner-killing effect.

3:32 pm October, 11 Stephanie said...

They’re like lemmings. I feel like laughing,and I feel sadness all at once. At your pathetic attempts to look cool.

3:36 pm October, 11 Tattsiana Groinshavia said...

Well spotted Wheezer! Serial offenders deserve to be outed and the nature of his offending appears to be progressively worsening… Both in terms of the hotties/notties and degree of tatt-reveal…

Black nail polish!

4:36 pm October, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ethic John Largeman’s trying to muscle in on the picture, hoping for a taste of some veiny sideboob. That tit skin is so stretched out I think you can see some inside-out sweat pores. I knew a guy who used to inject medical grade saline into his scrotum for fun, just to see how big they would get. This one time he got it so full it was the size of 1-liter bottle of pink lemonade. Showed all us work buddies a picture of it, much to our chagrin. Didn’t need to see that, or know what his shaving habits consist of.

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I was suddenly reminded of his saline swollen shaven scrotum upon seeing the sideboob contained herein. Not good.

4:43 pm October, 11 Guid is Good said...

Is there anything sadder that wasted sideboob?

6:22 pm October, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Wheezer, I hope you are able to use your Superpower for the good of mankind.

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And profit.

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And boobies.

7:00 pm October, 11 Anonymous said...

Dark hair beauty is a dead ringer (get it?) for Jesse Pinkman’s girlfriend Jane (Krysten Ritter)

7:34 pm October, 11 eyedouche said...

There’s early signs of vericose veins in that side boob. There’s one vein being stretched to the limits.

7:46 pm October, 11 Blind Squirrel said...

I am going to invest every nickel I have in tattoo removal companies and technology. East Street, here I come.

8:34 pm October, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sideboob is nice, but naked boobs are better.

8:47 pm October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Clearly Tendon Ted and the Orangutan are related. And by related I mean their mothers were both impregnated by left over beat-off jizz they sat on, on a toilet seat in a truck stop somewheres in the Rust Belt. And by sat on I mean their piss flaps suction cupped the cheap plastic toilet seat like a giant squid.

8:52 pm October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And fuccface’s chest tatt is an homagè to the hood of The Bandit’s” Trans Am.

8:56 pm October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bleeth Blonde’s side boob reminds me of my Uncle Carlo, who suffered from elephantiasis of the the scrotum. Suffered, I says.

10:50 pm October, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What is this, some type of side boob aversion therapy? That thing made my left eye squint like a bad icecream headache.

11:51 pm October, 11 DarkSock said...

Side Saline.

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Disqualified.

11:52 pm October, 11 DarkSock said...

Her nipples look like a paper-thin slice of deli ham super-glued to a deflated beach ball that was then cruelly over-inflated to a meat-spattered sex *pop*.

7:02 am October, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Sideboob takes a lot of the existential pain away.

9:00 am October, 12 Tits McGee said...

Sideboob overload – alert The Huffington Post!!!

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