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HCwDB of the Week: Mutato the Bug-Eyed Freak and Sister Christie

Your humb narrs is still recovering from Friday’s news.

Nope.

I’m just not ready to live in a post-Twinkie world. But life goes on, I guess. And so does the mock.

For this week’s Weekly, we have a perfect example of douche aura. Where the sum of the hott/asswipe stench is greater than the tally of the douchetributes.

Sure there was The Purplippia and the Perfection of the Mandy Twins. And poor unemployed Mitch Dillon taking solace with Party Jenny.

Last week also saw visits from the usual ‘bags, Mongor and Early Pumpin’head.

But from the newbies, none were more mutant than Mutato the Bug-Eyed Freak. And no more Twinkie Hostess cupcake chompers than Sister Christie.

Chalk up the last Monthly before the 2012 Douchie Awards.

And your humb narrs for oatmeal.