Monday, November 19, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: Mutato the Bug-Eyed Freak and Sister Christie

Your humb narrs is still recovering from Friday’s news.

Nope.

I’m just not ready to live in a post-Twinkie world. But life goes on, I guess. And so does the mock.

For this week’s Weekly, we have a perfect example of douche aura. Where the sum of the hott/asswipe stench is greater than the tally of the douchetributes.

Sure there was The Purplippia and the Perfection of the Mandy Twins. And poor unemployed Mitch Dillon taking solace with Party Jenny.

Last week also saw visits from the usual ‘bags, Mongor and Early Pumpin’head.

But from the newbies, none were more mutant than Mutato the Bug-Eyed Freak. And no more Twinkie Hostess cupcake chompers than Sister Christie.

Chalk up the last Monthly before the 2012 Douchie Awards.

And your humb narrs for oatmeal.

# posted by douchebag1
7:14 am November, 19 Douche Springsteen said...

Oatmeal? Boss, please tell me you’re eating the instant kind with a shitload of sugar and artificial flavor in it. Along with that “bad ass” dragon tatt that looks like it would be more at home embroidered on the back of Guy Fieri’s shirt, it’s just a bit more than my rye-pickled brain can deal with on the grey Monday morning.

9:24 am November, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Meh. Meh, I says…

11:06 am November, 19 Vin Douchal said...

You can smell the B.O. laden Crisco from here

11:15 am November, 19 Bag Margera said...

There isn’t much about this guy that particularly annoys me. He’s just kind of lucky he found a girl willing to settle for a guy infected with gangrene.

9:04 pm November, 19 Stephanie said...

Look,he’s squeezing his boobs together too. Isn’t that cute?

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