Saturday, June 1, 2013

Comment of the Week: Tits McGee

Zitz Been PoppedWe haven’t done a lot of Comments of the Week around here lately, mainly due to the fact that I’m lazy as hell. And while I read all the comments and enjoy the continuing genius of the long time ‘bag hunters, I always feel kinda bad about selecting just one comment to win the week.

But hells, since Walnuts After Dark never showed up this week, this trophy goes to Tits McGee for making me feel good about HCwDB Year 7 in the “Game of Barstools” thread:

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I’m pretty sure this broad ranks her Friday night plans on a scale from Maserati to Maybach. The human cud around whom she is wrapped in this picture would probably pay his hypothetical friends to compliment him while they stare at his bare chest.

This picture made me unjustifiably angry on a day which was supposed to be a joyous romp filled with Vicodin and Four Loko.

And yet I check this site more religiously than most religious people check their moral superiority.

Tithe.

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# posted by douchebag1
12:50 pm June, 1 The Dude said...

The looks of satisfaction makes them all punchworthy.

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And congrats to Tits McGee. btw, WTF is a Maybach?

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School

1:46 pm June, 1 creature said...

I justs like any & all monikers that contain the term ‘tits’!

…well earned & congrats, broheim

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breasties

3:24 pm June, 1 DarkSock said...

Tithe McGee, SONS Good stuff

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I have it on good authority that DW is out bestowing troat-punchin’s unto those who foolishly told their bookies double or nuttin’ against Arvind Mahankali winnin’ the National Spelling Bee last week.

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Troat-punchin’s, I says.

4:24 pm June, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Actually, my latest installment has been languishing in draft form for well over 24-hours. Obviously the boss’s Ho-Ho induced diabetic coma and Sock’s Elvis-like opiate addiction has caused them to miss said draft. Said draft, I says.

5:07 pm June, 1 Douchble Helix said...

That spelling contest was fixed.

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They used the goyisha spelling of kneydl. Oy.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/01/nyregion/some-say-spelling-of-a-winning-word-wasnt-kosher.html?hp

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Glatts

5:07 pm June, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I’m just glad DW ain’t wit de fishes. Or Blooms. Or Golds.

5:41 pm June, 1 Wheezer said...

Can the return of the Weekly/Monthly be far behind?

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(Just needlin’ ya, fellow lazy ass…..)

5:45 pm June, 1 Tits McGee said...

Sincere thanks all around, especially to DB1 for having the grit necessary to babysit all us foul-mouthed man-children.

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BTW, Dude, a Maybach is what a Rolls Royce wishes it was.

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http://www.exelerocar.com/

6:13 pm June, 1 creature said...

…it sure aint a ’78 pos chevy nova w a Creedence cassette

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nihilists

7:20 pm June, 1 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

If there was EVER a place for a meteorite to land….

ASvB

8:03 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know abojt youse women bjt tne mjwsic in swlovenka seems to be power metal and bad. Yeah Schwarztdzwaldts.

9:53 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

noted different straaaff

1:30 am June, 2 strangdouche said...

I have to find a new job,be on your best behaviour

10:50 am June, 2 creature said...

her over the shoulder look says it all…”yes, yes I would like a banana in the tail pipe!”

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