Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Electronica + Asswankery = Asstronica

EDC-equals-Extra-Douchey-CWord

PO writes in:

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Cosplay meets Douchebaggery at the Electric Daisy Carnival 2013 in Vegas.

The hostess with the mostest is Kina Tavarozi, apparently some sort of Vegas personality, with a tiny, taut little body, and rare earth magnetism for attracting DBs.

These guys all need monikers.

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If mine eyes don’t deceiveth me, them there’s legendary HCwDB paid-to-HCwDBers Hello Kitty Hott and the King of Sears aka The Starry Blight. Only those most epic of douchepoo can continue to make hand gestures and Run with the Goose for years upon years.

And so we salute them. With a middle finger and our collective scorn for the vapid wastes of lives that they represent.

# posted by douchebag1
7:27 am June, 25 Rev Chad said...

Hello Kitty Hott. I’d like to see a picture of her Mons. BTW, yesterday I was drunk working at home, overheated my MacBook. So I put it in the freezer and when I went to get a beer the fucker fell four feet. It was fried. It resurrected itself overnight. Fuck you Steve Jobs. Son, I liked Socks picture of Pee Girl.

7:31 am June, 25 FredN. said...

Her chest looks like a fat man’s ass crack. His face looks like a fat man’s nad sack.

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Even worse, these two actually look BETTER than the old pics.

8:32 am June, 25 FredN. said...

“Twitter sucks no one fuckin follows me on this dumb ass shit”

https://twitter.com/jsharkey81

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Truer words have never been spoken, Blight.

8:43 am June, 25 FredN. said...

So is this like a thing now, where your current latitute and longitude are listed in your twitter handle? Cuz if so, Hello Kitty is sitting in this townhouse right now:

http://goo.gl/maps/ZK7Bb

9:01 am June, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I wonder if she can hold that smile thru the torrent of my ‘morning coffee with milk’. Wonder, I says.

9:39 am June, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Low end casino 75¢ draft beer and hot dog specials have taken a toll on this dick’s mid-section. Dude, get to work on those triglycerides……

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Pshaw,… what am I thinking ,…. that word has more than two syllables so he has no idea what it means

9:42 am June, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Hello Kitty Hott’s blood type is sealant

9:44 am June, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Hello Kitty Hott’s bolt-ons have a day job chocking tires at the Henderson truck wash

9:56 am June, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Bolt-ons, in and of themselves, are – oops – chapter two of Hello Kitty Hott just re-ruined the kbd.

10:05 am June, 25 creature said...

I’d go to town on that hello kitty ass with an industrial sized toilet plunger…when finished I’d use it on starry blight’s mug

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plumbers

10:14 am June, 25 Douchble Helix said...

The King Of Sears and Hello Kitty Bleeth.

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There’s nothing else to say.

10:37 am June, 25 FredN. said...

Poor guy – why you wanna hang at EDC with the chick you beat up 2x already?

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http://www.whosarrested.com/nevada/clark-county/las-vegas/ccdc/135577-james-t-sharkey

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http://www.whosarrested.com/nevada/clark-county/las-vegas/ccdc/69910-james-t-sharkey

10:48 am June, 25 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’m a fairly well-known, media-involved Vegas guy and I’ve never heard of Kina What’s-Her-Tavarozi….

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.Then again, I don’t spend my days and nights trying to get noticed in our Porta-Potty-Party-Pits.

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I bet she shits strawberry yogurt, though.

10:53 am June, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Las Vegas Seven and Las Vegas Weekly are my Thursday night toilet reading, and I have never seen them grace the pages. And those weekly trash mags are a HCWD “how to”. Just sayin…

11:04 am June, 25 FredN. said...

You guys are reading the wrong rags. This chick shows up as an escort, not a “night life” host or whatever she claims to be.

12:26 pm June, 25 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Well said, Ed Hardy Har Har and Fred N.

4:00 pm June, 25 Wheezer said...

King Sharty: Another asshat who needs his ass kicked. She may be a bleeth, but keep your fucking hands off her, asshole.

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Hello Kitty Hott: stop bleething long enough to wise up and leave this nutsack behind.

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