Thursday, October 10, 2013

When Tattbags Grow Old

The ultimate babe magnet

Suddenly the old man in the canoe looks very tired.

Wait, what?

I was referring to a tattoo of an old man in a canoe.

What were you thinking?

# posted by douchebag1
1:13 pm October, 10 jonezy said...

this guy is the epitome of something. I just don’t know what it is yet…

1:13 pm October, 10 jonezy said...

epitome of sagging man nipples

1:14 pm October, 10 jonezy said...

epitome of dudes with shirt off your back do-rags

1:15 pm October, 10 jonezy said...

epitome of guy that was never a good athlete, student, or friend, so he had a new crew every 2-3 months until he got figured out for being a total tool

1:16 pm October, 10 jonezy said...

epitome of disgusting taint smell wafting in the men’s room and then you hear the stall click and this guy walks out with a groan and averting eyes

1:29 pm October, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

epitome of the fall of our society

1:32 pm October, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’d ask, where’s the hot chick ? but its apparent this guy’s only date is with his hand and a copy of Juggs magazine.

1:39 pm October, 10 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Stick-in-the-mud Prissy Largegirl must avert her gaze. Even SHE’S not that desperate!

1:45 pm October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It’s a good thing tatts don’t cost by the pound …

1:49 pm October, 10 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Are the tats bads because he is getting so fat that they have stretched beyond recognition or are they just bad tats on a fat dude?

1:54 pm October, 10 FredN. said...

Jeff Garlin should keep his shirt on – or is this one of his ‘jokes’?

1:59 pm October, 10 Dr Magnifico said...

Years of humiliation, decades of loss and a lifetime of disappointment at his reflection have wrought Ole Tattbag an uncompromising ability to face off any onlooker, any camera indeed anything with a finely honed apathy. Almost. His training wheel sunglasses are still a necessity.

2:30 pm October, 10 Douchble Helix said...

That’s the same guy as in the b/w pic below!

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Oh, wait. Never mind.

2:57 pm October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

This is good. And by good I mean stomach turning , bile inducing wretched feelings of disgust and shame.

2:58 pm October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

This is what Ron Jeremy would look like if his pelt was shorn

2:59 pm October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

@ Jonezy

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I was thinking the same thing. Maybe Droopy’s brother, Dropsy

3:45 pm October, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’m getting seasick just looking at this undulating blob.

4:03 pm October, 10 DarkSock said...

Damned Harkonnens…

4:06 pm October, 10 DarkSock said...

It’s like some mediocre artist tried using a white Hefty bag full of vegetable soup as a new medium for his shitty Pop art.

5:57 pm October, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad?

7:58 pm October, 10 d. baggins v2.0 said...

Four scrote and seven tea bags ago your fathers brought forth with incontinence to this nation, conceived illegitimately, and dedicated to the proposition that all bags were created in poo.

8:26 pm October, 10 Wedgie said...

Hi guys, long time. Hope you are all doing well. Prison sucks.

Love,

Wedgie

Still in the hall of shame I see. Nice.

11:33 pm October, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wedgie Man. I kept calling into the wilderness for ye. I’s stoooooooned. I got $50 bucks says the Giants win more than 5 games this season.

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Proctologists..and shit. Son.

5:14 am October, 11 Ted Brogan said...

This gentleman is living the dream.

6:40 am October, 11 DarkSock said...

Here’s why I dig Brogan. The dude’s posts make tweets look like a Douchey Wallnuts rant. Five, mebbe six concise words and he’s out. And what is posited always looks like something that would be coming out of that avatar’s mouth, much like DW’s joints.

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Posited, I says.

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Occham’s Razors

9:32 pm October, 12 Floyd Doucheweather Jr. said...

Patton Oswalt?!?! Is that you?!?!

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