Monday, December 9, 2013

Caption This Pic

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Okay; last post before I hand the keys I stole back to DB1 and slink off to my early morning date with The Ether.

Caption this photo of Donkey Douche and his good friend Ash.   Full name:  Ash Clench**.  

Note: For you purists, look closely behind Mr. Clench and you’ll see the left eyebrow and center belly button of a presumably hott chick. Hence proper form is observed and preserved.

Now…have at, Gentlemen.

**I swear Mr. Clench looks familiar…Could it be a pre-steriod basted Peter Pumpinhead?  Wheezer?  10 points to whomsoever can confirm or deny this shocking twist.

# posted by Bagnonymous
2:14 pm December, 9 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

The clock on the wall says “Douche O’ Clock”!

3:01 pm December, 9 Wheezer said...

Maybe Peter has a little broheim…..?

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He was bigger in this pic:

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/09/19/peter-pumpinhead-the-early-years/

3:04 pm December, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Pose before Hos

3:04 pm December, 9 Wheezer said...

Here’s Peter as “Veg Armstrong” (oddly enough):

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/06/08/veg-armstrong/

3:37 pm December, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Dude, you gotta take off your shirt if you’re gonna hang here

3:40 pm December, 9 DarkSock said...

“If you’d arch your back more then the ping pong balls would reach us…”

3:42 pm December, 9 DarkSock said...

Donk: “OK Gentlemen; the 2013 Pocket Pool Championship begins…NOW!”

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***frottle frottle frottle***

3:43 pm December, 9 Charles Douchewin said...

Yeah, they look healthy. Just not mentally healthy.

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Jelly bra?

3:57 pm December, 9 Crucial Head said...

Despite years of woodshed justice devvied up by their unrepentant, alcoholic father for their unsightly table manner infractions, Elmer and Llewllyn finally summoned the courage to set their elbows on mom’s table.”

4:24 pm December, 9 The Dude said...

As fertile as my imagination is, I’m just not buying the ‘presumably hot chick’ theory. These two dunces getting photobombed by anything remotely female is a real stretch, and by stretch I mean stretch marks and future regret for garish tatts.

5:20 pm December, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is a dude behind ass-clench. And god luck with the ether I’m just glad I don’t have to see all those chicks until they’re in spring exam thongs. BTW, if you and Dr. Gonzo fuck around with batshit crazy teen hookers always make sure you already have a pocket full of amoxycillin and mouth bleach (vodka) so you don’t bring home germs from those firm young clitorii.

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Ether? Vodka? Bats? Dr. Gonzo?

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8:20 pm December, 9 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

“This circle jerk is for members only,” explained a startled Donkey Douche to his little brother, right before Danny caught him about to lay his semi-flaccid member upon their little sister’s keyboard.

10:25 pm December, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Donk artfully balances a clock on his pointy head

10:58 pm December, 9 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Is that a Boombox on his countertop?

11:39 pm December, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

With Ash now obviously faded, the Donk (flip phone in hand) calls in the rest of his crew for a night of William Burroughs-esque gayity as he reaches for the perpetual motion powered 18 inch jelly dong.

11:42 pm December, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those guys are watching “Bonnie and Clit.”

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1156492309

6:49 am December, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Bro, who’s pitching tonight? You are me?”

6:50 am December, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^ “You OR me?”

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Goddamned auto spell….

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