Monday, December 9, 2013
Caption This Pic
Okay; last post before I hand the keys I stole back to DB1 and slink off to my early morning date with The Ether.
Caption this photo of Donkey Douche and his good friend Ash. Full name: Ash Clench**.
Note: For you purists, look closely behind Mr. Clench and you’ll see the left eyebrow and center belly button of a presumably hott chick. Hence proper form is observed and preserved.
Now…have at, Gentlemen.
**I swear Mr. Clench looks familiar…Could it be a pre-steriod basted Peter Pumpinhead? Wheezer? 10 points to whomsoever can confirm or deny this shocking twist.
The clock on the wall says “Douche O’ Clock”!
Maybe Peter has a little broheim…..?
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He was bigger in this pic:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/09/19/peter-pumpinhead-the-early-years/
Pose before Hos
Here’s Peter as “Veg Armstrong” (oddly enough):
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/06/08/veg-armstrong/
Dude, you gotta take off your shirt if you’re gonna hang here
“If you’d arch your back more then the ping pong balls would reach us…”
Donk: “OK Gentlemen; the 2013 Pocket Pool Championship begins…NOW!”
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***frottle frottle frottle***
Yeah, they look healthy. Just not mentally healthy.
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Jelly bra?
Despite years of woodshed justice devvied up by their unrepentant, alcoholic father for their unsightly table manner infractions, Elmer and Llewllyn finally summoned the courage to set their elbows on mom’s table.”
As fertile as my imagination is, I’m just not buying the ‘presumably hot chick’ theory. These two dunces getting photobombed by anything remotely female is a real stretch, and by stretch I mean stretch marks and future regret for garish tatts.
That is a dude behind ass-clench. And god luck with the ether I’m just glad I don’t have to see all those chicks until they’re in spring exam thongs. BTW, if you and Dr. Gonzo fuck around with batshit crazy teen hookers always make sure you already have a pocket full of amoxycillin and mouth bleach (vodka) so you don’t bring home germs from those firm young clitorii.
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Ether? Vodka? Bats? Dr. Gonzo?
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“This circle jerk is for members only,” explained a startled Donkey Douche to his little brother, right before Danny caught him about to lay his semi-flaccid member upon their little sister’s keyboard.
Donk artfully balances a clock on his pointy head
Is that a Boombox on his countertop?
With Ash now obviously faded, the Donk (flip phone in hand) calls in the rest of his crew for a night of William Burroughs-esque gayity as he reaches for the perpetual motion powered 18 inch jelly dong.
Those guys are watching “Bonnie and Clit.”
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1156492309
“Bro, who’s pitching tonight? You are me?”
^ “You OR me?”
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Goddamned auto spell….