Thursday, December 19, 2013

Herspter Logan Is Way In Over His Head

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Oh Giggle Blonde Ashley.

How sweet and innocent your anklet jangles.

On pretty little feet that would make a 19th Century Japanese concubine weep for the many hours of bindings that could have been avoided if only if.

I lightly powder your lower to mid thigh section with Stevia mixed with bacon juice, and then line up a hundred hungly wolves bribed only with Snuasages to howl in four part harmony as I help you with routine garden work until you grow uncomfortable and tell me your boyfriend will be home soon and reject my repeated offers to run to CostCo and buy you a crate full of Pepsi.

# posted by douchebag1
2:40 pm December, 19 Wheezer said...

While we should double the mock on this asshat, he’s been here before:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2013/12/03/meanwhile-in-brooklyn/

2:45 pm December, 19 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Yeah, but he’s worth mocking twice.

2:51 pm December, 19 douchebag1 said...

Dammit Wheeze, nothing gets by you. I need more submissions. Get on it, ‘bag hunters. Or else, more Donkey Douche.

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– management

3:10 pm December, 19 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

He hasn’t come out yet, but Giggle Blond Ashley secretly suspects. She thought it was kind of a weird way to drink his beer when he swallowed most of the bottle’s neck.

3:21 pm December, 19 DarkSock said...

I’m all for reruns. We’re so damn old/drunk/retarded it all seems new. Until Wheeze brings back the painful memories…

3:23 pm December, 19 DarkSock said...

sdf

3:24 pm December, 19 DarkSock said...

sasasa

3:43 pm December, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

^That’s the most accurate season’s greetings card I’ve ever seen. Even if not factual.

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Orangudans!

3:55 pm December, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Given DB1, and Darksock’s predilections for quadrupeds, I’m surprised this guy isn’t a reg:

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http://metro.co.uk/2011/11/09/canadian-man-keeps-massive-buffalo-as-pet-and-takes-him-to-local-bars-212928/

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Lenny the Bison.

5:32 pm December, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And as I got more into the England feel I could deal with this if it gave me the mostest chance of getting girl drunk with a game of Century Club or Guess The Sausage or Caps lo those 30 years ago.

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Cause they all had this guys poster before the truth was known.

5:36 pm December, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And then there was this conclusion full of models.

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And then rap shit took over. Fuck you Biggy Smalls you fat retarded dead fuck,

8:49 pm December, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture is a “Douchebag Daaaaable Mock.”

12:33 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to wrap the politicians of late in a poultice of Steve Harvey. What the fuck is this shit on the fucking tv in the middle of the night. Got ripped at a business networker (no respect) Christmas (respect) and worked it hard as I drank 7 glasses of wine with Mrs. Kroeger ans another partnet at a Christmas (respect) scmooze fest stoned and then went home and got stoned like I did 5 minutes ago. Fuck. My old dog is taxing me. And by taxing me, I mean shitting in snow.

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I’ma park my Bison besides the Monkeys gyroscope. Sons.

1:26 am December, 20 Wheezer said...

Ahhhhh, Boss, we know you’re just testing us to see if we’re paying attention. Heh heh…..

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