Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy ‘Bagoween!!

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Ah, yes. The spectacular Pimpbag and his Gaggle of Woo.

Even the leniency of spectacle on this Hallow’s Eve is not enough to excuse douche essence.

Let this post be a shout-out to all ‘bag hunters and huntresses still occasionally dropping in on this creaky bloggy legacy of a previous internet age now banished to myth and legend.

No matter how much Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter take away the authentic voice in favor of a stream of carefully calibrated clickbait stim, HCwDB will remain in its purest form.

I may not post all that often these days. But your humb narrs is still wandering around this vast digital wasteland.

Still horrified at the vacuous state of digitally lubricated party insanity that transforms us into walking billboards of inconspicuous consumption.

Douchebags and party woo hotts may have sublimated their spectacle. But the choadspoo continues to spew like a load of rotting scrotal toad.

The ‘bag/hott dialectics rot the core of spiritual progress that all generations must necessarily undertake. Or abdicate, to the tragic detriment of all.

Enjoy the Hallow’s Eve and all wherefore to come as we head into the days of Turkey and Jesus. But carry on the mock for all to see the enlightment that oh so often penetrates the fog of an overstimulated, exhausted, frantic neutron dance decimated by too much media crotch fondle and not enough clarity.

# posted by douchebag1
4:03 pm October, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This pic reminsd me of something…
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-charged-having-sex-dog-4535644
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91, 19, does it fuccen matter?

6:01 pm October, 31 Vin Douchal said...

So, “stim” is the word of the day, kiddies. And yes, I see you Julie Bowen look-alike with giant sphericals . C’mere….
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BTW, if your paying attention you also know that October 31st is the anniversary of Abe Lincoln signing up Nevada as a state. Honest Abe spoketh, “Begin bones rolling, card scratching, number wheel-ing and don’t forget to tip your madams” as he debated where to squirt his “Douglas” on yon Lady of the Night
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Squirt his Douglas, I says

6:13 pm October, 31 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Moments later he was double-teamed by two huge bouncers and thrown out of the club for pestering the cigarette girls.
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Pestering, I says!

Lucky 11

9:34 pm October, 31 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Guess everyone is out trick or treating?

9:41 pm November, 1 Wheezer said...

Vin mentioned Julie Bowen…..
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http://upix.me/files/m2P6mr/Julie-Bowen-happy-gilmore-2-05192013030100000000.jpg
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Stupid “dream sequence” blurring…..

6:51 pm November, 3 FredN. said...

Julie Bowen?
Nah, that’s Becki Newton’s bound buxums or some shite.
http://www.picturesgoogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/aB1J7.jpg

1:44 pm November, 4 The Dude said...

When a douchebag dresses douchey for Halloween, that ain’t a costume, it’s just douchey.
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When a hott dresses as a slutty nurse, it counts as a costume if she’s actually a nurse, but not if she’s a slut. But at least she’s demonstrating the heat.

9:05 pm November, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Rev
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Can you test drive this thing for a bit? Seems like ‘Sock may be busy and all.
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If 4 x 3 = 8 + 4 what does 3/8 have to do with anything?

11:54 pm November, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

3/8=Placenta ratio x tooth spacing/chewing period as cofactors.
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12:04 am November, 7 hermit said...

The twittering selfie generation are unwittingly allowing themselves to be exploited by elitist Silicon Valley corporate tyrants. Naked fifteen-year-olds prostituting themselves for the price of a handful of meaningless “likes.”
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Rachel Ray’s massive forearms are battered and bruised from bumping up against food processors and the militant lesbian sub-culture. None of the promised fried chicken will be served in the ‘hood tonight.
Mighty Casey just struck out.
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But wait !! if you order in the next ten minutes, a sweaty UPS driver will deliver unmarked catheters directly to your door.
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XXVII

12:47 am November, 7 DarkSock said...

Lo! What spectacle
Awaits you folke, way back in
March 24th, ’05…
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/03/friday-haiku-358/
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8:05 pm November, 7 MC900FootDouchebag said...

Amazing how you can have such innocence and such sluttiness so close together. I’ll take both.

12:56 am November, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Samurai Scrote looks like he’s wearing a pink headband…but he’s not. That’s his mom’s labia that was torn off on his way out.

1:26 am November, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

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