Monday, November 23, 2015

Thanksgiving Thoughts and Links

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Your humble narrator is pretty rusty at these sorts of things.

But as it’s turkey time, why not give it a go?

Here, just because this married Jew is feeling festive and nostalgic, is your HCwDB Thanksgiving Thoughts and Links:

Everyone has their dream scenario of what Heaven will be like. This is mine.

I cannot wait for the new Superman film.

No matter how nerdy he appears, the inner soul of Michael Cera will always be pure HCwDB.

Feeling nostalgic for vintage HCwDB ? Here’s The headbanner as it looked in 2006. And here it is in 2007 after I got some design all up in this place. Here’s an actual image of your humb narrs writing the site in 2006. And a pic I took in the Douche Vortex (Hard Rock Casino in Vegas) later that year. On the one year anniversary of this site, March 20th, 2007, a dedicated fan emailed me the following list of early HCwDB milestones. Not sure if I was honored or slightly concerned at that level of dedicated readership. Thankfully, after that point the regulars that came here turned out to be much more normal.

And while we’re getting all punctum up in this shizz, here’s my first radio appearance on Britain’s Ugly Phil Show back in January of 2007. I sound confused and slow because I am both confused and slow. And yes, it was that appearance that gave me the idea to call my show “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” when MTV told me “douchebag” could not appear in the title.

But enough about this site. Back to the links.

This week in aristocratic, elitsts fratbag douchetools. The media nicknaming this CEO a ‘pharma bro‘ should make all of us pleased to see HCwDBian influence continue in all areas of contemporary culture, even if this site doesn’t get the credit it deserves.

Fake nerd Chris Hardwick has ridden Comicon exploitation all the way to this. And this. Along with Jimmy Fallon, they will squeeze every last ounce of 1980s nostalgia all the way to the bank.

Here’s a clip from an upcoming documentary on Chinatown Fair, the ancient arcade in New York’s Chinatown where you could pay a quarter to make a live chicken dance on a hot plate. I spent many a boozy late night in the 90s making that chicken dance.

Speaking of New York nostalgia, Pete Hamill offers a reflection on how much New York City has changed during his lifetime. Most of what made NYC unique is long gone. I sometimes keep track of all the places I used to love now forced to close because of rent increases on the great blog Vanishing New York.

Hells, lets go further back in time.

February, 1986. Brookline, Massachusetts. The Edward Devotion School gymnasium. Seventh and Eighth Grade Valentine’s Day Dance. 8:32pm. Your humble narrator asks a sexy twelve year old Russian Jewess named ‘Masha’ to join him for his very first slow dance. She seems uninterested. Reluctantly says yes. The song? This masterwork from 1984. They dance. Then Masha excuses herself. Two songs later, Masha is slow dancing with Erik, captain of the basketball team and future semi-employed Masshole.

And the first seeds of HCwDB were planted.

Happy Turkey Day!

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6:07 pm November, 23 Vin Douchal said...

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The Combat Zone
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Fenway Park Day-Night Sunday double headers with ice cold Schlitz cans poured into a cup for you at your seat by the vendor. Sidenote: 18 year old drinking age experiment went awry for some reason
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Mildred’s Chowder House
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POS Schafer Stadium that had only one dirt/mood/flood road in and out of Foxborough. POS I says. Four hour traffic jam leaving the game

6:52 pm November, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I came here not expecting to find any new posts. So when I got here and found a new post that was like the old posts, I thought the last few years had been a bad dream and HCWDB was not a withering renoB of a site. Or some fuckin’ thing…
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So here’s what I planned to post before I found the new post, which I’ll be back in another post to comment on.
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How many people in this article appeared in posts on the site here?
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http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article45772970.html

7:01 pm November, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That’s quite a nostalgic post there, looking back at all kinds of nostalgic shit, which I don’t have much time for, but was kinda nice nonetheless.
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The picture of the Hard Rock had me ruminating with reminiscings, and by ruminating with reminiscings I mean gave me a boner. Especially that one chick up front with the glasses on the right there, that looks like she just pinched a loaf in the wading pool. Something about bad specs on a homely chick, Madon!

8:02 pm November, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m a self-employed asshole. I’m also now confused.
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But this was the song.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oxJDZaLmDg

1:18 am November, 24 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I’m also one of the NY metro diaspora – grew up in North Jersey (PHOCK YOOZ if ya don’t like it!) Despite my moniker, I’m 100% Guido.
When I think of home, I think of this, and sometimes despair that things will never be as good ever again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6siGKxcKol0

And this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

And this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fqCS7Y_kME

And this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkIZlk-QOZs

But in the end I pity the empty souls building their fancy-pants but ultimately garish and ugly condos and apartments in the new Elysium. They will pass into dust soon enuf, and my Niiew Yawk metropolitan Area will outlive them. It ain’t dead in North Jersey or the boroughs, I can tell ya dat.

https://yesitsabsurd.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/yankee_fan-739206.jpg?w=500

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5500000/Frank-Sinatra-Wallpaper-frank-sinatra-5581022-1024-768.jpg

http://crossfitlamesa.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Twin-towers.jpg

(That last one is a tear jerker, I have to admit)

6:58 am November, 24 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Oh, and about the foto:

Not to put too crude a spin on it, but does the greasy-haired blonde choadsniffer look or not look like the cover’girl’ for december 2015’s issue of “Prison Bitch” magazine?

12:38 pm November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anybody notice that she looks like a $300 hooker and they appear to be in a $49.99 motel room. If he went a bit cheaper on the room, then maybe ISIS wouldn’t want to kill us cause of his stupid fucking 9/10th of a damn dirty shirt.

2:57 pm November, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^
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I ain’t makin’ this shit up:
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http://chronicle.com/blogs/ticker/yoga-class-is-suspended-after-students-deem-it-culturally-inappropriate/106911
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Fuccen crybaby assholes are really startin’ to piss me off.

5:00 pm November, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

And Doc Bunsen, here’s a laugh for you:
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http://chronicle.com/article/How-to-Be-a-Dean/150203
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#surprisinglynotTheOnion

5:34 pm November, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@CD
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I’ve tried sending that same link to my dean about 6.022×10^23 times but somehow it never makes it to him.
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On a different note, I’m gonna start building that cabin in the woods now.

8:19 pm November, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Has anyone else notice the deformed right calf, tib/fib on the Bleeth above?

9:18 pm November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As sure as I am a Jesus-loving, God-fearing, reprobate sinner, I have issues with the world, Sons. Am I just an old hippie seeing a globalist movement to wipe the guilty white man off the Earth?
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The new government ramming fucking terrorist refugees down our throats. This is not what even a significant minority of me peers want. But the Trotsky loving lefties like this fag Trudeau social experiment. I don’t have much problem with the 25,000 widows and children moving here in the short term. However, having grown on the mean streets, I know that these smiling cherubs will turn as they realize that half of other people appear to have a caring father. They will radicalize. And they will be multiplied after the first cohort arrives.
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As an old frail man I will be faced with a radicalized Caliphate of Ontario the way things are going. So, being a forward thinker, I have invested in a gross of Sword Canes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIngU87Njv4
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Mandatory Native study credit? Yoga problems? FUCK THEM ALL>IM GETTING READY SONS. AS YOU MAY KNOW I AM A PREPPY. I HAVE A CACHE OF SMALL PRECIOUS METALS AND POLO SHIRTS STASHED IN MY DAD’S MACHINE GUN TURRET.

9:27 pm November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops! ^^^I meant prepper. Blushes.

10:39 pm November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Please repent after your great cultural indulgences. Jesus has open arms for all who want to be saved before the days of Gog and Magog.
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As it was told, the prophets all rue the day of the 9. The number 9. 2/3’rds of which is 6, as in 666, the number of the Beast rising from mystery Babylon.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVf5Cr4M-F8
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Revelation 17:1-2

(1) Then one of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and spoke with me saying, (2) “Come here, I will show you the judgment of the great harlot (3) who sits on many waters, (4) with whom the kings of the earth committed acts of immorality, and (5) those who dwell on the earth were made drunk with the wine of her immorality.”

1. Then one of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and spoke with me = connects us back with Revelation 15-16. This interpretive expansion follows the truncated seventh and final bowl judgment, which devastated Jerusalem and the Gentiles cities. We are not told which one of the seven bowl-carrying angels is helping John, but one might guess that the angel carrying the bowl interprets that particular bowl. Since the seventh bowl-carrying angel unleashed the devastation that destroyed the cities of the world, we naturally suspect that this same angel now details the destruction for John of the capital of Antichrist’s satanically empowered city.

2. Come here, I will show you the judgment of the great harlot = indicates the purpose of the angel’s interpretive expansion. This is one of eight occurrences of the verb “to show” in the Revelation that also involves an interpreting angel (1:1; 4:1; 17:1; 21:9, 10; 22:1, 6, 8). The judgment is the issue of chapter 17. The great harlot is the subject of this judgment. This is “the” judgment of the harlot. She may have been judged in the past, but this is her ultimate and final judgment. This exact phrase also occurs in Revelation 19:2. There the great harlot is the object of God’s wrath for the death of His bondservants.

This ties us back to Revelation 6:10. The fifth seal martyrs requested divine insight concerning God’s judgment of the living earth-dwellers who were responsible for their deaths. The same term avenge used in Revelation 6:10 occurs in Revelation 19:2. The living earth-dwellers are the instrument of the martyrs’ death, but the woman is the sponsor. The living earth-dwellers are drunk with the wine of her fornication. Matthew 23:37 states, “O Jerusalem, Jerusalem who kills the prophets and stones those who are sent to her.” Notice: the city is called “her.” Notice: the city is responsible for the death of God’s prophets. Notice: the city is a person.

John indicates that this is the great harlot. One could say that this is the “mother” of all harlots. This naturally leads to a question. What entity would be considered the mother of all harlots in a biblical sense?

Isaiah 1:21 calls Jerusalem a harlot. Isaiah 23:13-18 depicts Tyre as a harlot. Nahum 3:4 declares Nineveh a harlot. The nation Israel is repeatedly accused by the prophets of being a harlot (Jer 3:6-10; Ezek 16:15-22; Hos 4:12-13). It should not escape the reader’s attention that these references apply to cities or nations. It is apparent why Jerusalem and Israel would be harlots in the biblical sense. They both engaged in conduct contrary to their vow of commitment to the one true God. In Jerusalem and Israel could be heard the worship of gods who neither speak, move nor bless. We also can understand why the prophet Nahum declares Nineveh (a city) a harlot as well. One hundred years before, the prophet Jonah had preached and affected repentance on behalf of those living in Nineveh. Key question: why did God send Jonah to Nineveh in the first place? Their promise of faithfulness to the God of Israel postponed His wrath. However, by the time of the prophet Nahum, the people of Nineveh had returned to their sinful ways. This is the basis of Nineveh’s harlotry and subsequent judgment.

Isaiah’s depiction of Tyre as a harlot is bit more difficult to explain in biblical terms. Did the people of Tyre ever have a faithful relationship to the God of the Bible? In other words, in what sense is Tyre a harlot in the biblical sense of violating their vow to God? There is no explicit statement in Scripture that Tyre was numbered among the people of God. However, there is evidence that Huram, king of Tyre, and by extension the people of Tyre, had a deep knowledge of God (II Chr 2:11-16). No one is certain why the king of Tyre is personified as Satan in Isaiah 14 and Ezekiel 28. However, in some sense, the king of Tyre had dealings with God, which made him liable. Thus, it can be argued that Tyre had a responsibility to be faithful to the Lord. It is obvious that a harlot in the biblical sense must at one time been faithful to the Lord.

Again, the question: what entity is most befitting the title “the mother of harlots?”

3. Who sits on many waters = defines the particular harlot. The phrase many waters is defined in Revelation 17:15 as “peoples and crowds and nations and languages.” The great harlot is seated upon multitudes. To be seated suggests rule. This harlot rules over multitudes upon the earth.

4. With whom the kings of the earth committed acts of immorality = indicates that John is fulfilling his commission given in Revelation 10:11 to prophesy against “kings.” “The kings of the earth” are accused of fornication with the great harlot. Under the metaphor of sexual immorality, John declares that the kings of the earth and the great harlot have committed acts, which betray the harlot’s commitment. Four times in the Revelation (17:2, 18:3, 18:9, 19:2) the immoral relations of the harlot are referenced. What is the harlot actually accused of? Revelation 19:2 states, “the great harlot who was corrupting the earth with her immorality.” To corrupt (phtheiro) in the Greek in this case means, “to cause the moral ruin of” someone. It is clear that John is using metaphorical language. Sex between a man and woman is not the literal referent here. The great harlot is causing the moral ruin of the kings of the earth by leading the call for them to commit and follow the beast.

5. Those who dwell on the earth were made drunk with the wine of her immorality = is the second group greatly influenced by the great harlot. We have seen repeatedly throughout the Revelation that “those who dwell on the earth” is a technical phrase that refers to the people on the earth who are hostile to God and His people. The Greek is not precisely identical to the other occurrences, but the meaning is the same. The harlot and the kings’ fornication intoxicates the living earth-dwellers. The action of the harlot and the kings is so powerful that the people are swept away by it. It is important to notice that the kings willingly join themselves to the harlot, but the people are made drunk by her actions, which suggests compulsion on the part of the harlot.

Revelation 17:3

(1) And he carried me away in the Spirit into a wilderness; and (2) I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast, (3) full of blasphemous names, having seven heads and ten horns.

1. And he carried me away in the Spirit into a wilderness = indicates that John is continuing to receive divine revelation by the Spirit of God with angelic agency. It is not clear if the wilderness opposite Israel is the focus of the prophecy or not.

2. I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast = begins a description of the woman alluded to in Revelation 17:1. This time she is seated on “a scarlet beast.” We saw a similar beast come up from the sea in Revelation 13:1–the dragon. This beast, similar to the dragon and the beast from the sea, is first presented as a composite and then as an individual.

3. Full of blasphemous names, having seven heads and ten horns = are the first two characteristics of the scarlet beast, which argue for the conclusion that this beast is a composite. It has the similar characteristics as the red dragon and the beast from the sea. Full of blasphemous names is a description taken from the sea-beast of Revelation 13. Having seven heads and ten horns is taken verbatim from the description of the scarlet dragon of Revelation 12:3. That the woman is sitting on the scarlet beast suggests that she has joined with the beast in his agenda. This constitutes her harlotry.

Revelation 17:4-5

(1) The woman was clothed in purple and scarlet, and (2) adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls, (3) having in her hand a gold cup full of abominations and of the unclean things of her immorality, and (4) on her forehead a name was written, a mystery, (5) “Babylon the great, the mother of Harlots and of the abominations of the earth.”

1. The woman was clothed in purple and scarlet = begins a general description of the great harlot alluded to in Revelation 17:1. Purple has a rich history in the Scriptures as a symbol of status. It was often worn by royalty (Esth 8:15; Lam 4:5; Dan 5:7). Scarlet suggests wealth (1 Sam 1:24; Prov 31:21; Jer 4:30). This description suggests that the great harlot has attained wealth and status, which is reflected, in her unique position with the composite scarlet beast.

2. Adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls = reflects the wealth of the great harlot.

3. Having in her hand a gold cup full of abominations and of the unclean things of her immorality = continues the description of the great harlot. The gold cup symbolizes her wealth. The woman engages in disgusting acts. What exactly the woman does is not explicitly stated, but is represented by the metaphorical language employed in this verse. In context, since commitment and personal worship is the desire of both the dragon and the sea-beast, the woman must encourage the kings of the earth to follow the composite scarlet beast and worship it. Her involvement in leading the world to worship and support the composite scarlet beast is what makes her a harlot.

4. On her forehead a name was written, a mystery = indicates that the woman (the great harlot) has submitted to the desire of the composite scarlet beast. As God marked the 144,000 with His name and the sea-beast marked his followers with his name, so this woman is marked. Who marked the great harlot is not indicated. However, it is unlikely that she marked herself. The name is derogatory and unflattering. The woman certainly does not see herself as a whore. This is John’s depiction of the woman. Perhaps John sees the name super imposed on the woman.

The fact that the name is a mystery supports this conclusion. This implies that the name is symbolical and will need interpretation. This is how the term has previously been used in the Revelation (1:20; 16:7; and 17:7). The name is not literal.

5. Babylon the great, the mother of Harlots and of the abominations of the earth = indicates the key to understanding this extended metaphor. Who or what is Babylon? Historically, there have been three possibilities: Rome, Jerusalem or the ancient city of Babylon. This harlot is tagged the mother of harlots. The idea suggested by this phrase is that this harlot is the worst the world has ever seen. This argues strongly that harlot here is used in a biblical sense. That is, this harlot had a right relationship to God, which she has violated. This is the only way the superlative idea can be maintained here.

The fact that the term Babylon is a part of the phrase that includes the term mystery argues against a literal interpretation at this point. The ancient city of Babylon is not the author’s intended meaning at this point. To say that Babylon refers to the ancient city of Babylon completely ignores the context and the nature of apocalyptic literature. To explicitly name this ancient city as the future recipient of God’s wrath because of its dealings with God’s holy people contradicts the nature of apocalyptic literature. The city would know of its future judgment and attempt to punish the people of God prematurely.

There is no biblical evidence that ancient Babylon had a right relationship with the true God of heaven. There is no sense in which ancient Babylon is a “harlot” with respect to the true God in heaven. Moral, political or religious harlotry demands a previous right relationship with the one true God.

Revelation 17:6

(1) And I saw the woman drunk (2) with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the witnesses of Jesus. (3) When I saw her, I wondered greatly.

1. And I saw the woman drunk = continues the metaphor. This is not literal drunkenness, but figurative. The motif of “drunk with blood” occurred in Ezekiel 39:18-19. There, God indicates that the birds will “drink blood until you are drunk.” The idea seems to be that the birds will eat and drink to satisfaction. Thus, the slaughter will be great.

2. With the blood of the saints and with the blood of the witnesses of Jesus = lists the objects of the woman’s wrath. It is not altogether clear whether John intends one group or two. At first glance, it appears that two groups are intended. Regardless, the great harlot is responsible for the murder of those committed to Jesus Christ, which means NT type believers. The woman is drunk with the blood (life) of the saints. The world is drunk with the wine of the woman’s fornication.

3. When I saw her, I wondered greatly = indicates that the sight of the woman perplexed John. This indicates that John saw a woman, but that the woman was not the literal referent. At this point, John does not know what the woman represents. This argues against the identification of the woman as that of Babylon.

Revelation 17:7

(1) And the angel said to me, “Why do you wonder? (2) I will tell you the mystery of the woman and of the beast that carries her, which has the seven heads and the ten horns.

1. And the angel said to me, “Why do you wonder?” = points to the significance of this vision. Having already seen the composite dragon and the composite sea-beast, John is perplexed by the woman. This indicates that the sight of the composite scarlet beast is not significantly distinct from the two previous composite images. However, the woman demands explanation.

2. I will tell you the mystery of the woman and of the beast that carries her, which has the seven heads and the ten horns = echoes our previous thought. The angel begins an explanation concerning the identity of the woman. Notice that the beast is carrying the woman. The relationship between the woman and beast is mutually beneficial.

Revelation 17:8

(1) The beast that you saw was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the abyss and go to destruction. (2) And those who dwell on the earth, whose name has not been written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, (3) will wonder when they see the beast, that he was and is not and will come.

1. The beast that you saw was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the abyss and go to destruction = begins an identification of the composite scarlet beast. The clause that you saw (past tense) indicates that John is no longer looking at the woman and the beast. First, he saw them and now he will receive understanding. The beast was and is not. This is another way of speaking of the death of the beast. The beast is about to come up out of the abyss. This clause echoes Revelation 11:7 and suggests restoration to life after death. The beast go[es] to destruction. The ultimate destiny of the composite scarlet beast is destruction–the lake of fire (Rev 19:20).

The obvious question is whether the composite scarlet beast is an individual or group. Since the scarlet beast dies and is resurrected, it is highly unlikely that a person is intended. No one other than God has the power to raise the dead. There is no evidence that God is going to give Satan this power. There is no evidence in Daniel 2 or 7 that an eschatological person will rise from the dead and lead mankind in revolt against God. The ten-toed kingdoms/kings arise out of the Roman Empire. These facts taken together make a compelling case that the scarlet beast is a kingdom and not an individual. Daniel predicated that Rome would be the final kingdom, which would eventuate into a ten-king/kingdom federation that One like a Son of Man will destroy. John’s vision harmonizes with such a conclusion.

2. And those who dwell on the earth = is a technical term (means the same thing each time it is used) that occurs nine times in the Revelation and refers to the living earth-dwellers who are hostile to God and His people. The “living earth-dwellers” is defined as those “whose name has not been written in the book of life from the foundation of the world.” The book of life contains the names of those whose name was written from the foundation of the world. This is another way of referring to the elect. Notice Ephesians 1:4, “He (God the Father) chose us (believers) in Him (Jesus Christ) before the foundation of the world.” The point here is this: God chose none of the living earth-dwellers. This argues compellingly that none of those written in the book, wonders, worships or receives the mark of the beast.

3. Will wonder when they see the beast, that he was and is not and will come = states the response of the living earth-dwellers to the restoration of the composite scarlet beast. They wonder or better, they worship (Rev 13:3) the scarlet beast.

Revelation 17:9-10

(1) Here is the mind which has wisdom. (2) The seven heads are seven mountains on which the woman sits, and they are seven kings; (3) five have fallen, one is, the other has not yet come; and (4) when he comes, he must remain a little while.

1. Here is the mind which has wisdom = signals the need to see beyond the words (i.e., the black and white) concerning the declaration given in Revelation 17:8d. The particular clause that must be looked at beyond the simple sense is “that he was and is not and will come.” In what sense can it be said that the scarlet beast “was and is not and will come.” This signals that a bodily restoration is an idea that is not ordinary. It requires added comment.

2. The seven heads are seven mountains on which the woman sits, and they are seven kings = is the first attempt by the author to explain how the scarlet beast “was and is not and will come.” First, the author explains the meaning of the seven heads. The seven heads are seven mountains. Seven hills as a designation for Rome is substantially verified in ancient literature. That Daniel 2 and 7 depicted Rome as the eschatological antagonist cannot be debated. These two facts have led many to conclude that Rome is the object of John’s vision with seven of her kings. However, this is not the case. Mountains are used here to speak of strength. For the woman to be seated, she needs a place of strength. A person’s head is not normally associated with strength.

During the eschatological end, John depicts the woman sitting on a composite scarlet beast that is composed of seven kings. John indicates that the seven mountains are seven kings. Now, Daniel depicts kings and their kingdoms as interchangeable. To speak of one is to speak of the other. However, it is not clear that John does the same thing here.

It appears strange for John to explain, but not really explain what he means. Seven heads equal seven mountains, which equal seven kings. Taking Scripture at face value, John has defined the seven heads. However, most interpreters want to add another step to John’s equation.

Seven heads = seven mountains = seven kings = seven kingdoms. Their basis for this conclusion is based on Daniel’s interchangeable reference to kings and kingdoms. I think seven kings is seven kings just as John said.

3. Five have fallen, one is, the other has not yet come = explains the seven kings. John indicates that five kings have fallen. “Have fallen” is a figure of speech that refers to a person’s death. Exodus 32:28 states, “So the sons of Levi did as Moses instructed, and about three thousand men…fell that day.” Like wise, I Samuel 4:10 states, “So the Philistines fought and Israel was defeated…and the slaughter was very great, for there fell of Israel thirty thousand foot soldiers.” Equally, 2 Samuel 1:19 and 1 Chronicles 5:10 also speak of men falling (dying). In each case, death occurred by violent means. The phrase one is indicates that one of the seven kings that the eschatological harlot will ride was contemporaneous with John. The other has not yet come is a prophetic prediction by John concerning the seventh and final king. This king’s duration will be short.

Revelation 17:11

(1) The beast which was and is not, (2) is himself also an eighth and is one of the seven, and he goes to destruction.

1. The beast which was and is not = continues the angel’s explanation of the restored beast. A critical question at this point concerns the time referent. That is, is John describing the past or the future? Some have taken the phrase which was and is not to refer to the future. However, if this line of reasoning is correct, then one should have expected John to say, “the beast which will be and will not be and will come.” John wrote, “the beast which was and is not.” This must mean that the beast was not at the time John was writing.

Where was the beast at the time of John’s writing? He must have been in the abyss!

2. Is himself also an eighth and is one of the seven = is very important. This explains the mystery concerning the “was, and is not and will come” composite scarlet-beast. The composite scarlet beast is a king. He eventuates from the seven. John’s point is this: there will be seven beast/kings and one of them will service twice upon the face of the earth.

Revelation 17:12

(1) The ten horns which you saw are ten kings who have not yet received a kingdom, (2) but they receive authority as kings with the beast for one hour.

1. The ten horns which you saw are ten kings who have not yet received a kingdom = begins the angel’s explanation of the “horns.” In the tradition of Daniel 7:7-8. Horns represent kings/kingdoms. Daniel indicated that ten kings would eventuate from the fourth beast kingdom/Rome. During the time of those kings another king would arise and subdue three of the ten. The ten kings rule concurrently. In the Revelation, John saw ten kings who have not yet received a kingdom. The ten kings of Revelation 17 are not the same as the ten kings of Daniel 7.

2. But they receive authority as kings with the beast for one hour = makes a distinction between the ten kings. They do not have kingdoms, but they have authority to be kings. These kings will rule with the composite beast for one hour. One hour refers to a specific time appointed by God (Matt 24:36, 44, 50; and 25:13) and is not to be taken as a 60-minute time period.

Revelation 17:13

(1) These have one purpose, and (2) they give their power and authority to the beast.

1. These have one purpose = indicates unity among the ten kings.

2. They give their power and authority to the beast = signals the intent of the kings. All that they represent is given to the beast. They do not have kingdoms, but they must have assets that the beast can utilize for his goal.

Revelation 17:14

(1) These will wage war against the Lamb, and (2) the Lamb will overcome them, because He is Lord of lords and King of kings, and (3) those who are with Him are the called and chosen and faithful.

1. These will wage war against the Lamb = indicates the purpose or mind of the ten kings. They are united in their attitudes toward the Lamb. The attack of the ten kings against the Lamb is not specially detailed, but they must gather with the nations to Armageddon.

2. The Lamb will overcome them = signals defeat for the ten kings and the beast. The title “Lord of lords and King of kings” is applied to the Lamb here and the rider on the white horse in Revelation 19:16.

3. Those who are with Him are the called and chosen and faithful = is an unusual occurrences in the Revelation. Called (klatos) and chosen (eklektos) occur only here in the Revelation. Both words occur together in Matthew 22:14. These are clearly the saints of the ages. It is not explicitly stated what the role of the Lamb’s accomplices is.

Revelation 17:15

And he said to me, (1) “The waters which you saw where the harlot sits, are peoples and multitudes and nations and tongues.

1. The waters which you saw where the harlot sits = continues the angelic interpretation of the harlot’s judgment. The waters are people, multitudes, nations and tongues. Revelation 17:9 declares that the harlot sits on seven king/kingdoms. Thus, we can say that the harlot is carried by a universal segment of the population of the earth.

Revelation 17:16

(1) And the ten horns which you saw, and the beast, (2) these will hate the harlot and will make her desolate and naked, and will eat her flesh and will burn her up with fire.

1. And the ten horns (kings) which you saw, and the beast = have the same agenda.

2. These = will do four things to the harlot:

a. Will hate the harlot = is the first. Revelation 17:7 and 9 indicates that the harlot’s relationship to the beast is mutual. She wants to be with the beast and the beast wants her. Therefore, Revelation 17:16 must be taken in an ingressive sense. That is, the ten horns and the beast “will begin to hate the harlot.” Something will happen that will change the relationship between the harlot, the beast, and his confederate nations.

b. Will make here desolate and naked = signals both depopulation and shame.

c. Will eat here flesh = is clearly a figure of speech. As an animal, the beast is able to devour flesh. However, the point is that the beast and the ten horns will destroy the harlot.

d. Will burn here with fire = is the fourth and final acts against the harlot by the ten horns and beast. She will be burned with fire.

Revelation 17:17

(1) For God has (2) put it in their hearts to execute His purpose, and by having a common purpose, and by giving their kingdom to the beast, (3) until the words of God will be fulfilled.

1. For God has = signals that an explanation follows concerning why the ten kings will act as they do.

2. Put it in their hearts = comes from the Old Testament. To put in the heart occurs in the OT. Exodus 35:34 states that God put the ability to teach in the heart of Bezalel. Twice in the book of Nehemiah, we are told that God put in the heart of Nehemiah actions to be undertaken (2:12; 7:5). Ezra 7:27 indicates God did a special work in the heart of king Artaxerxes. In each case, God’s perfect will was accomplished as a result of God’s work in men’s hearts. Three infinitive phrases express God’s will worked out through the ten horns and the beast:

a. To execute His purpose (mind) = is a general statement that indicates that God has a purpose in allowing the deeds of the ten kings and the beast. The sovereign plan of God is worked out through the deeds of the kings and the beast. In context, it is the judgment of God that the ten horns and the beast executes for God upon the harlot.

b. By having a common purpose (mind) = indicates that the reason the ten kings are united in purpose is that God put the desire in their hearts. The unity is supernatural in origin. Political harmony is no easy feat to achieve. God’s help is needed.

c. By giving their kingdom to the beast = indicates that the goal of the kings is the defeat of the Lamb. The avenue they think will accomplish their objective is to give their assets to the beast in hope that it will be enough to defeat the Lamb.

3. Until the words of God will be fulfilled = indicates that the destruction of the harlot is a fulfillment of prophecy.

Revelation 17:18

(1) The woman whom you saw is the great city, (2) which reigns over the kings of the earth.

1. The woman whom you saw is the great city = begins the final explanatory item of the bowl-carrying angel. The identity of the woman is given. She is the great city. Most commentaries in their attempt to force Revelation 17 to refer to the ancient city of Rome ignore, diminish, or generalize the textual details to support their conclusion.

Revelation 11:8 clearly identifies “the great city” as Jerusalem. The fact that the great harlot is called a city argues strongly for this conclusion. Revelation 17:5 clearly shows that Babylon is not referring to the literal city of ancient Babylon. Therefore, there is nothing in Revelation 17 that disqualifies Jerusalem as a solution for this text.

2. Which reigns (literally, has a kingdom) over the kings of the earth = is the final defining strait for the woman. The way the woman rules over the kings of the earth is through the Antichrist. This makes her a harlot. She prostitutes herself with Antichrist when she rightly belongs to God.
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Liberalism is the Whore (Mystery) of Babylon. Sons.
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Happy Thanksgiving.

1:47 pm November, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

1) What’s in the bowl? Some good Desert Dragon Kush?
2) Who is the Harlot?
3) Does it have to be a Dame?
4) I’ve never been a big fan of Lamb. Doesn’t go good Milanese style.
5) Composite Scarlet Beast and Gold Cup of Abominations are the names of punk bands I repped in 1978
6) Why does Canada want to take 15,000 Syrians?
7) Mooslims will be the death of us all

3:56 pm November, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev
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Calm down. All is good. Construction has started on the cabin. Anybody interested should be able to move in before Christmas. In the meantime, help me wrap my head around this:
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http://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1367-2630/12/3/033015/meta

6:27 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^I understand the narrative Dr. Bunsen. I’m a finance math clown though. It’s something about pushing the mechanics of the quanta the their maximum and shit. I have a G_d particle, in my pants. Remember all of the various and sundry skills and supplies I noted that I would contribute, a few years ago, to the cabin. I can add bowl carving to the list so we don’t need and utensils or bowls. Or bats, axhandles, or katana sword canes. I got 144 of those.
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^The government is fucked. Globalist leftists want to make everyone a Mullatto (respect). Thirty-five thousand now Douchey. Trying to sneak them in. I think it is the end here. I would like to be invaded if I can remain out of the sharp and hovering IRS. All the liberals are out-typing the old stock Canadians, and only a few reasonable men like myself are willing to speak. We have strict hate speech laws here.
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If I was to hypothetically say, “I hate those filthy Satan worshipping Muslims cowpigs. SOME of them may be linked to radical Islamic terrorists. And I’d like them all deed in the ground” then at the time of the hypothetical statement, if it was made, and intended to be spread; then I could possibl
be committing a hate crime. However I love my friends who wipe their ass with there hands in Dairy Queen bathroom sinks. Just kidding. They are not my friends.
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The only thing free in the world is Jesus, Sons. Repent sons! You have a chance to go to Glory in a few short time periods. The Beast is risen. You can still do whatever you want, just be kind to those you want to bone. pleasant with the rest.
For the world of paradise is coming sons. And no gluttony. That’s a hard one for me. And not thinking about the chicks I’ve bone while eating Mrs. Kroeger’s delicious old peach. The only way the Rev Chad can perform better cunnilingus is if his nose grows a tongue. Just try to be calm and think of Jesus Sons. Sweet, sweet, Death coming for most. Particularly. Fuck these cocksuckers are looking for fags and transgendered to come here first. Fucking fags! Fucking PC fascists
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You won’t believe this article. Gay refugees first! Fuck I’m glad I live in the boonies!
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http://globalnews.ca/news/2359924/could-prioritizing-gay-syrian-refugees-do-more-harm-than-good/

http://www.therebel.media/hilarious_steven_crowder_debunks_politically_correct_thanksgiving_myths_with_politically_incorrect_guide

6:51 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sorry for all that. I think I have “Frank Gifford Disease” TM, Copyright. 2015. All rights to Frank Gifford Disease are now the property of the Reverend Chad Kroeger.

7:27 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Try to get the http://www.frankgifforddisease.com url now Hoda, you fucking bitch!
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I may be insane, Sons.

7:29 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

http://www.frankgiffordsyndrome.com also taken you whore.

9:03 pm November, 25 hermit said...

Thank You Rev Chad for the synopsis on the book of Revelations (respect). And speaking of revelations, DB1’s revelation concerning schoolboy rejection, which as reported, was the genesis of HCwDB and the resulting heartbreak is a sad and familiar one. It brings to mind my own sorrowful experience with a lovely girl, a rival suitor and the bitterness of unrequited love.
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I first saw her along the bank of some unnamed tributary digging up mollusks with a flat-bladed screwdriver. I watched her, mesmerized, from behind a screen of willow branches as she bent to her task, grunting contentedly, her breasts swinging bralessly ‘neath a threadbare Metallica T-shirt. Small beads of perspiration dripped steadily off her heavy brow ridges, falling harmlessly to the sand below and evaporating like leaking coolant on hot asphalt.
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I disrobed, and moved quietly toward her through the willows. Her ears twitched as those of a frightened mule deer as her head turned quickly in my direction. She rose abruptly from her position on squatty, muscular legs, dropping the mollusks but firmly clutching the screwdriver. Her dull, expressionless face framed a pair of yellow eyes that sparkled like Listerine™ in a Dixie Cup™. We stood there, suspended in time, staring at each other for what seemed an eternity. Finally, I asked her if she would like to join me for dinner. She disappeared quickly into the bushes, and I never saw her again.
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I came to find out later that she ran off with a flamboyant river boat captain who wore muttonchops and a history of moderate to severe Crohn’s disease.
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11:08 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hermit’s love for that girl is jaundiced. Sorry.

3:47 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One of the greatest passages ever penned and posted on the site. EV-FUCKING -VER!
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For the world of paradise is coming sons. And no gluttony. That’s a hard one for me. And not thinking about the chicks I’ve bone while eating Mrs. Kroeger’s delicious old peach. The only way the Rev Chad can perform better cunnilingus is if his nose grows a tongue.
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Threads should be shut down after shit like this hits the comments.

9:41 am November, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We westerners think on days and months. Islam thinks in generations, Sons.

3:28 pm November, 28 Jeet Kune Douche said...

By ‘people having sex with horses’, do you mean clydesdales or sarah jessica parker?

12:58 am December, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So Dark Sock went to California. Vin lives in San Bernardino. They are both black men. Dark Sock has a mean ex-ex-wife.
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Coincidence? Was this an Islamist recruiting page all along? am I well?

4:34 am December, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We need to stop this Islamophobia and focus on the real threat which is pro 2nd amendment pro life Conservatives and climate change. It is our fault that this extremely religious Muslim decided to commit this attack because we do not address Climate Change and we are a racist country! Barrack Hussein Obama is right we need gun control!

4:48 am December, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

By the time you read this, Obama will have dispatched police and the Guard to protect mosques. The CAIR press conference with all the multi-faith people asking for calm was prepared well in advance. It has also disappeared as it oozed guilt and knowledge that this is a muslim attack. You are being lied to sons. This is a war on your soils sons.

1:04 pm December, 3 Carlos McDanger said...

BarackaSock ali Biloxi

1:19 am December, 4 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Hey, I got an idea! In retaliation for yesterday’s “workplace violence”, we should repeal the second amendment and confiscate all registered guns from private ownership! That way, when the next jihadist – I mean workplace violence event happens, we can all hold a candlelight vigil, sing “we are the world” and “give peace a chance” while sipping on our half calf decaf nonfat soy mocha latte venti frappucino’s and posting vids of the vigil we’re in on snapchat! That’ll show the jihadi freedom fighters that our hearts are in the right place and we won’t be stopped from living our lives! Unless we were amongst the ones who were shot, blown up and beheaded, of course.
Yeah, just the IDEA of candlelight vigils makes a real progressive man (though ‘man’ is just a gender construct imposed by evil racist white male patriarch capitalist slavers) stand tall and feel his sphincter tingle with pleasure…..

😉

3:42 am December, 4 DarkSock said...

I’m back…did I miss anything?
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I read the callous accusations that I’d engaged in carnal human-equine coital adventures. I resent that. I don’t deny it…I just resent it.
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So V.D. won the May 13th 2005 Thanksgiving Internets; here ’tis:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=82437&action=edit

4:10 am December, 4 DarkSock said...

May 14th, 2005: a hot chick and a douche bag to mock, back in Classic Form, SON:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/05/fraiku-20/

12:38 am December, 5 hermit said...

Yep, that global warming sure seems to piss off the Mooslims.
If the current administration was in place in 1941 they would have called the Pearl Harbor attack “workplace violence.”

4:06 pm December, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

Check these fuccen pluckin’ Finns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZS12RiBQ3o
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Their doughnuts @ 0:37 make the Trailer Park Boys jelly.
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Their horseplay makes DarkSock Jelly.

8:29 pm December, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Me and the neighbour folk are helping each other build road- side hog cooking pits to start off the new Neighbourhood Watch. And by Neighbourhood Watch I mean angry armed semi-affluent red-necks taking care of their own and shit.
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Your AG can suck my big black cock.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbGdQO9a5UE
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Muslims

4:19 am December, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

http://www.economist.com/news/science-and-technology/21679172-century-ago-albert-einstein-changed-way-humans-saw-universe-his-work
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You are the Singularity, Son. Third stone from the Sun.
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And shit. I’m mounting the ports of your good territory to attack the still green beginner glades (g-d like bullshit luck). Skiing equipment at current prices reflect a generation of job loss sons. It’s time to rise and re-balance within our left and right shores.
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The Monroe Doctrine, Sons.
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See the Muslim behind yo Police fos(the po-po)!. We is not gonna take it anymore. If I do not declare a new declaration of gun rights in this space-time within the next 6 months remind me! I know not if you are out there good Jews and Countrymen. I don know that I think you are out there.
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Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooned on this years weed. They are looking at everything you do man. Walk to the nearest intersection to the right

1:05 pm December, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shoot me. Just fuccen shoot me now:
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http://chronicle.com/blogs/ticker/students-want-pennsylvania-college-to-rename-lynch-hall/107233

6:21 pm December, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No Bunsen! You are chosen to fight the nonsense.
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Angela fucking Merkel-festering pantywaste etc.
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http://www.barenakedislam.com/

6:35 pm December, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When Canada becomes the seat of the caliphate thanks to the new Pussy Boy PM, will The Rev be forced to flee south of the border? Or will they behead him before he can shake free? Will the Mooslins allow Molson and Labatts to be brewed? And what of Tim Horton’s and the Montreal Canadiens?

2:43 am December, 11 Rev Chad from Canaglamabad said...

Sometimes I just sit here drinking Absinthe and wondering where the time went. What the fuck happened to sanity?
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The best time of the day is when the girls giggle and expertly throw their birthday knives at pictures of Trudeau before dinner. How quickly they learned after Ahmed called them stinking whores last year at school?
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I wrote them a little story.
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The Muslim, The Machete, and The AR.
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Little Ahmed was a Mooslem prick
The magazine goes click, click, click.
See that stump, that’s his leg
Shoot that stump into a little peg.
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Throw that knife!
Kill that cunt.
I’ll get you Christmas machetes
To cut his little goat fucking cock off.
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December 10, 2015
Dear Diary;
I’ve told the Indians that, in accordance with the instructions from my U.N. Masters (who love me, by the way), I’m selling out the Canadian people and endorsing the 2007 United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples. They were so overwhelmed with gratitude they gave me a blanket. The friggin’ thing didn’t even say, “I sold out my country and its people and all I got was this lousy blanket”. Not only that, but they’re still whining that I haven’t thawed out the money that Stevie had frozen and they weren’t to get it until they told us where the money was going. Naturally, I figured if they weren’t getting the money then there’s no point for them to try telling us where it’s going, then I could keep the money, and everybody would be happy. Sunny ways.
Talking about freezing, thawing and keeping the money, I wonder if anyone remembers this one. It was on this day in 2007 that Al Gore got his Nobel Peace Prize (and the money) and declared that the North Polar ice cap is falling off a cliff. He says that ice will be gone by 2013, or 2014 at the latest. What a hoot, I mean what a boost, to my taxation strategy. Hey Barack, can we send Al one of our “because it’s 2015 “ T-shirts?

Barack’s rolling his eyes and shaking his head.
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Tomorrow, we suck Muslim cock.
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Yours Truly,
Justin

5:29 pm December, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

ISIS is Islam!
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And now for something completely different:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-jI0zzYgIE
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I think this might be how I sound to most people. If so, good!

6:48 pm December, 11 hermit said...

The only thing Mooselimbs are good for.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/f3/4a/2df34a383f088436d9444d41e730d4e2.jpg

12:40 am December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Things are getting ugly Dr. Bunsen. I had prophesied this and foretold my foreskins. I hate that Suzuki, but that was very interesting. Mind Stooooooooned.
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Am I the Vortex?

1:34 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dr. Bunsen
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Does the Bohnian cylinder/non-soluble ink analogy relate to string theory? And if it does, is it related to the limit of how many times a two-dimensional plane of discrete size can be folded in space-time?

2:05 pm December, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Frosty pussyboys like the one pictured here will be like blades of grass being mowed down by that third-century lawnmower about to run us over from the middle east. That little black dress she’s in will balloon up to a big black burka as she pops out her fifteenth baby for the glory of the caliphate.

Meanwhile, I have just purchased a chainsaw with the express purpose of quickly dispatching of all this potential firewood in my back yard. It has not escaped my attention that all these fallen limbs would make mighty fine pikes and a chainsaw would much more easily remove a head than an axe as I had previously planned.

I ain’t looking for trouble. But I’m not going to quietly accept it when it happens. http://www.smkw.com/large/knife/MSM016SW.jpg

2:09 pm December, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

…But other than that, how ’bout them Bears? http://images.mstarz.com/data/images/full/48012/kristin-cavallari-jay-cutler.jpg?w=600

3:04 pm December, 14 Carlos McDanger said...

Would it be rude to ask for pictures of the chain saw?

4:52 pm December, 14 hermit said...

Next weekend the Hermit family will gather for the annual celebration of the five holy precepts of Kwanzaa. In preparation, the shit has been scrubbed off the toilets and bathroom walls. Pots of beans bubbling, stockings draped over the shower rods with care, Silent Night and the Little Drummer Boy with autism.
A bunch of elderly ladies with brain tumors will show up and probably fall down on the muddy steps, broken hips and canned laughter from the color TV. My sister will sit in the corner eating stale corn chips, thrusting her hips to the music in her head that only she can hear. When their faces aren’t buried in electronic gadgets, my brother’s fat kids will harass the dog and run around the house all hopped up on Ritalin and Pepsi, while I’m trying to cook rancid porch beef over an oil drum, huffing paint and numbing myself with Jack Daniels.
My sister-in-law looks like she has AIDS and will get completely hammered after two drinks. At some point she’ll corner me somewhere and tell me about all her fucking emotional problems. She’ll see through my feigned interest, stare at me through her skull sockets and start to cry and shit. She’ll end up stumbling out in to the backyard with her top off, drifting with the turpentine and woodsmoke amongst the rusted cars.
On the way home they’ll all complain about the food.

6:15 pm December, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Rev
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Crunch time for me now. I’ll get back to you after Xmas if I’m alive. Gotta get the grades in and then go have some heart surgery (actually no shit real heart surgery). If’n I don’t come back, it was nice knowin’ y’all.

1:21 am December, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Godspeed, Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche.
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Ask not….I’ve died three times in the epoch of which I have been enjoindered with this blog. And I’ve also died 4,350 times by way of poor joke or outrage.
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Once more unto the breech…
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Was it all the rage?
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Regards,

Your Reverend Chad Kroeger.
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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

10:58 am December, 16 Charles Douchewin said...

Godspeed, Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche.
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And here’s some light post-op reading: http://www.stoa.org.uk/topics/bullshit/pdf/on-bullshit.pdf

7:23 pm December, 16 jonezy said...

Wu Tang produced an album recently, making just a single copy to sell to the highest bidder, making it a truly one-of-a-kind album.
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Turns out Pharma bro was the purchaser of said album- for like $3mil.
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How did Tarantino miss out on that auction?

7:40 pm December, 17 jonezy said...

And now today, Pharma Bro has been arrested for securities fraud. It’s a FESTIVUS Miracle!!

1:23 am December, 18 admin said...

DarkSock here again, too lazy to log outa my admin thing.
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I’m back again.
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Wait…Where’s Doc Bunsen…?

2:11 am December, 18 DarkSock said...

May 14th, 2005: Noted scientist Charles Douchewin won the Interwebz by coining the glorious phrase “Bath Salts Hugh Jackman”, and won a hotty MILF easter egg as a result:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/05/fraiku-20/
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Spank on, Charlie D….HUZZAH!

2:13 am December, 18 DarkSock said...

Damn right, Jonezy… Karma Kummuppance was SERVED today, stepchildren! That asshole deserves his own uber-douche shrine…
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IT’S UP TO YOU NOW, BILL MURRAY…

2:26 am December, 18 DarkSock said...

Awright, you sputtering labial flaps, I apologize for missing last week’s Fraiku – work is kickin’ my Dark Ass.
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FIRST – Make sure your ass has WiFi in the hospital, Doc B, and get well soon, and email me because I have…. a…. friend who will buy your surplus pain meds. DON’T TAKE THEM – THAT’S WHAT PUSSIES DO…SAVE THEM FOR MY FRIEND. There’s a crisp $20 bill in it for you, you glorious zipper-chested bag hunter!!!
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Speaking of huge drama upon one’s chest… O My what a treat awaits you Inglorious Basturds…Mock on, Garth:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/05/82473/

2:47 am December, 18 DarkSock said...

Also… although we are in the ugly bid’ness of mocking and slandering those what deserve it, I REFUSE to accept that we, this gibbering band of brothers, cannot be POSITIVE and get into the Christmas spirit of GIVING to others. So, in that vein of brotherly love, I proffer to you this fountain of generosity. Go there, ponder, make a list, and give often.
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http://poopsenders.com/
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And I better not be getting any gorilla shit in my mailbox, you shambling bastards.

2:37 am April, 16 Jeff said...

She looks like she’s gritting her teeth — hard. Maybe it’s something to do with her two-tone calf, which looks disturbingly five-ish o’clock shadow-ish-like. Definitely hairier than his carefully-plucked chest. That would account for her tight-jawed annoyance.

12:17 am June, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

WAIT!!! Where was the final Ass Pear Link(s)???? How soon we forget protocol!

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