Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Footbag A.J. McCarron and his Wife Confirm The Existential Vortex of a Soulless Universe

AJMcCarronAndWife

Proving the old Knute Rockne adage that the harder you play the game the more your douchey-ass tatts make nearby ferrets upchuck their partially digested acorn seed, Footbag A.J. McCarron is currently married to this delightful slice of Key Lime Hottpie.

Bro Ted in the background does not deserve to be caught in the photographic crossfire of this missmatched coupling atrocity.

Throw the flag! Ten yard holding penalty! And various other sundry football euphemisms involving tight ends and penetration draw plays that should be readily apparent to even the most novice ‘bag hunter or huntress.

But your humble narrator will not resort to such lazy verbiage. For ours is a classy website replete with only original humor.

So let me merely say that this A.J. is the douchiest A.J. since O.J. D.J’d for Jay-Z by playing the Beatles’ Blue Jay Way.

Yeah.

Okay then.

Now you know why I update HCwDB less frequently than a Hugh Hefner bowel movement.

Uhm.

Yeah.

Wanna play cards?

# posted by douchebag1
12:54 am February, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Good to see you back in action DB1. Brent Musberger is STILL busting a nut over AJ’s chick and I can’t blame the old geezer. If I was AJ I would always being going for 2 and by 2 I mean front & back door.
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Wheres’ DarkSock? Did Monsignor Chad ever make it back from the Northern Kingdom?

2:20 pm February, 16 hermit said...

Where’s DarkSock?
Just chillin’.

http://blinddragonmetalart.tumblr.com/image/139425012310

2:23 pm February, 16 hermit said...

Even though our antiquated site has been on a two year death rattle, and seemingly fading fast, our humble narrator can still bring it.

3:13 pm February, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I got first dibs on “Antiquated Death Rattle” as my new band’s name.
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And where did ‘Sock go? Has he stopped be an architect to pursue his life-long passion of becoming a stable boy?

3:39 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As he soaks the last dollar from his latest ER residual, Goose takes to the beach with last night’s hooker in a blaze of morning drunkenness and forces a fake smile when asked how Clooney is doing.

3:49 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rev Chad is splitting his time between countries, unsure where he is, working for the Trump campaign part-time, on the down low. I’m venturing into Amazon Prime retailing in my slow season in an attempt to become a transnational vagrant merchant of junk and part-time ski bar gadfly. The kids are learning….
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4:15 pm February, 16 Vin Douchal said...

I’d muss her burger
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When the OJ mini-series commercials first came on I’d unconsciously mutter, “Fuck OJ”. Now, well into the hundreds I’m actually shouting out “FUCK OJ!!!!!” like mental patient

5:31 pm February, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

I blame OJ for the whole Kardashian craptastrophy.

6:57 pm February, 16 Wedgie's Ghost said...

Hillary lifted her head from the pungent aroma of Huma’s oriental Netherlands and heard the news, “He’s dead?” said Spitzer’s cover girl. The joker’s grin led to cackles from Cankles and a wipe of her lips to clean the female juices from her chin. “Is he really gone?”
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A few days earlier while meeting with the WH mooslem, she was livid after losing to the old man howling at the northern clouds. “He sounds like Jackie Mason doing the Aardvark for fuck’s sake, BaraAAAAAAck.” “He’s a damn commie is what he is woman.” Spake the One.
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“I have plan Hillary.” WHAAAAAT BARAAAAACK. “Bernie will never beat you, we need a distraction for the Establishment.” HOW ABOUT WE KILL SCALIA IN HIS SLEEP BARRRAAAAAAACK. “Stop yelling Hillary!” The black muslim smacks her across the face. BILL NEVER HIT ME THAT GOOD BARAAAACK.” I told you to stop yelling you old harpie. First you get all the old ladies to insult the young entitled ones and this yelling shit. It’s alright if Moochelle yells because he is still trying to convince people that he is not a man. 10 years of surgery and they still think he’s a man.” MORE OF A SCHOOLYARD APE I THINK BARACK. DID I EVER TELL YOU ALL THE GOOD THINGS I’VE DONE BARAAAAACK. “You are a murderous, treasonous, whore lesbian Hillary.” DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD MY MOTHER WORKED BARAAAACK> I AM GRATEFUL FOR THE HALD BILLION DOLLARS IN MY FOUNDATION AND CHELSEA”S APARTMENT THAT SOROS BOUGHT. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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DO YOU EVER VISIT UNDER RAHM”S TOWEL AT THE TURKISH BATH HOUSE BARACCCKKK? “I’ve toned that down, Hillary. Did you see Beyonce at the Superbowl? She was fantastic. The very essence of my race-baiting. BUT YOU WANTED NEWTON”s COCK RIGHT BARRY. ” Yes. and stop calling me Barry. Back to the Scalia thing. Maybe we can kill him and cause a ruckus at the Grammies if that white chick wins. SHE CAN”T WIN. SHE’s NOT EVEN A BLACK OR A MOOOSLEM BARRY.” Shut up you filthy enabler. We got to blame it on Trump or Bruno Mars.” HOW ABOUT WE GET THAT KENDRICK DUDE YOU LIKE TO TAKE THE HEAT AND RILE PEOPLE UP AGAIN.” Why Hillary, you just might yet win this and drag the west down like we planned.
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Exeunt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=624DpGmXUA4
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Trump/Trump 2016′ Sons. And shit. Fuck.

7:19 pm February, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

HMMMM. I am piddling away my day in the usual fashion when I misspell my search term as “f-i-e” and get suggested pages leading with HCwDB? I click and it takes me to a post of the immortal Dark Sock: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2013/01/paula-roofies-lurch/#comments ??? I click on the title header and it brings me to the page of DB1 posting for the first time in a month????? There are bigger forces at work here, sons.

7:19 pm February, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

And shit.

Fuck.

7:26 pm February, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

And Pear.
That link was a gold mine I did not revisit! When was the last call for Pear made??

7:28 pm February, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Let Us Reflect.

With Pear.

No words were better typed.

5:20 pm February, 17 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

I might be wrong but is that DarkSock’s pontoon boat in the background?
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Is that a tattoo on AJ or did he fall asleep and a bunch of children scribbled on him?

12:23 am February, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

This tool does not have the physique of an NFL gunslinger. She on the other hand is heavenly. I miss the friku thing. Seriously, has Sock retired ?

4:58 am February, 18 The Dude said...

She’s a real Chick Fillae. Smiles like a pro. With a wife like that, Footbag AJ will prolly end up in politics, giving Rev Chad something to really complain about.

Speaking of which, I was in Vancouver, BC recently. A lot like Los Angeles, but colder. And no Mexicans.

We miss ol’ DarkSock
Spring beckons, Carnival, yo —
Who’s gonna mock it?

6:18 pm February, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Sure, he tells us ‘architect’, but:
Boat: check
Dark Socks: check
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI58sd8WgAAdamp.jpg

5:58 pm February, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Rev
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Somebody finally got it right
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10:12 pm February, 19 MC900FootDouchebag said...

Why does it look like his neck goes all the way up under his hat? It’s like there’s no head on that thar neck.

4:23 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@I saw that Doc. I’m pushing all young creatures to the skilled trades to avoid the culture of pussy. Somebody has to be able to thread the chinese pipes on site to fix my damned Mexican air-conditioner. I am internationalizing myself to prepare for the lesser known services pacts under the TPP.
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Save us from Merkel’s snake dance Mr.Trump.
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Trump/Kroeger 2016
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6:50 pm February, 21 Charles Douchewin said...

Flossie Dickey (not a stripperhooker) mirrors my feelings on A.J. McCarrion:

4:07 pm February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flossie needs some hard cock to cheer her up. I’d let her ride my face as long as her uterus is well-prolapsed.

9:05 pm February, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So what you’re sayin’ (if I hear you right) Rev is that you’ll get one of these in the Flossie model?
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/18/living/cnnphotos-sex-dolls/?iid=ob_homepage_deskrecommended_pool&iref=obnetwork

10:22 pm February, 22 hermit said...

Flossie was pretty stoked. Fuck those flowers give her a shot of whiskey.
In the one in two-hundred trillion chance I live to 110, please kill me.

12:36 am February, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@^^^^Guys
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Anybody as grumpy as Flossie needs a good hard boning. It might take a case of viagra to get a boner but I’d fuck her live on the morning show for giggles. The cameraman is a pussy. He should have stuck his gay cock in her mouth to get her going with the program.
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BTW. I went to have a stress test done on the ticker after I heard of Dr. Bunsen’s unexplained heart issues or whatevs it was. Glad you still with the seven of us Doc..
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Anyhow, I told Lenny I might as well make it a true test. So we pick up some Skoal, filterless Export A’s , a bottle of Yager, and a twelve pack of Busch the night before. I get hammered and stoned and full of smoke and pizza. I goes in the hospital the next morning feeling like shit. Doctor was late (this is the same dude that hooped and gagged me with my intestinal tests) and a trainee respirologist tech noted that I had the smell of a party on my freshly washed skin, and scolded me for the big pants tent in my shorts while she was shaving my hirsute abdomen.
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So doctor comes in, no Moslem. “Good morning Mr. Kroeger” “As we discussed after the endoscopy/colonoscopy you are in splendid digestive health. However you still have a pain in your chest. What we will do today is a treadmill test, after which I will suggest an exercise program and diet based on your reported poor health. There is no win or lose” So they turn the shit on, and I’m joking about how I feel like Steve Austin, the $60 man.
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Test is rolling for about 2:30 minutes and the senior tech says to my amazed olfactories. ” You exercise quite a bit?”
I says not except for skiing and shit.
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5:00 minutes: Doctor says. “Chadwick! You are in much better shape than you led me to believe.”..”You are a jogger/walker no?” I says all I do is fuck and ski and shit.
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7:50 minutes: Tech and Doctor “You are in very good shape Chadlinstine. Stop at any time” Fuck you pricks! Stop making fun of me! I’ll make it to ten minutes, as the machine increased pitch and speed for the third time.
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10:00 minutes: I got a light sweat going. Running like George Jetson as the machine come to a rest.
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How bad am I Doc?, I queries? “Keep doing whatever you are doing Chadwell?” What do you mean I scoffs? The swarthy Eastern Orthodox (respect) physician pulls me to his desk and shows me a chart where I had scored 97%. “You have the heart of a healthy 20 year-old non-smoker.”
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So I’ve been drunk and stoned and banging whores and chewing Skoal and smoking wives and eating thick fat pizza while I wait for Dark Sock, our lord and saviour to give us a
story of where he has been for the last year. I think he’s working on the Carson campaign banging that Brazilian intern and fucking shit. sons.

1:40 pm February, 23 Carlos McDanger said...

I feel like an underachiever now. All I did was have a few beers before I had my drivers license photo taken.

7:57 pm February, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When they tried that treadmill shit on me (pre-op) I had everyone yelling at me “STOP! STOP! STOP YOU RETARDED MOTHERFUCCKER YOU’RE GONNA DIE!” because the needle thingy was jumping around all over the place after 2 minutes. Guess I was channeling Rev Chad’s heart. Any chance we could switch back?
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And where the fucck is Dark Sock? I gots a shit ton of pics I can send him. Hey Rev, you stole the keys to the site one time. Why not take it for a spin again?

3:32 am February, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ouch

4:08 pm February, 24 dicki lee said...

I ordered some nice pantsuits from Amazon.

4:33 pm February, 24 dicki lee said...

I am the real Nancy

12:55 am February, 25 Wedgie's Ghost said...

Was that you punching the dudes balls in Hermit’s video Nancy? Do you still use a Hitachi vibrator to work through the shattered nerves of your herpes laden fem parts? You are a disgusting ass pig. Stay away from me or I will have a hive of local moslems mutilate your genital warts and “ladyparts?’. You are a Clinton loving fempig! Bernie Sanders wouldn’t fuck you you flea bitten Tomcat. Fuck you and yours three generations up and down ye shall all be smitten by the superior male army of Christ. FUCCCCCCK OFFFF YOUU HARPIE SHITCUNT BITCH FUCK.11

11:36 am February, 25 Carlos Danger said...

I hope your pantsuits have very large ankles.

6:43 pm February, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I LOVE this fuccen guy:
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http://thechive.com/2016/02/23/do-yourself-a-favor-dont-piss-off-this-police-captain-video/

12:34 am February, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dr. Bunsen
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“…..hold your gun sideways…….”
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Salty fuccen tears. USA USA USA USA
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I’m coming Donald.

2:47 pm February, 28 UFO Destroyers said...

Don’t fuck with anybody that has the ability to leave your carcass in the swamp. With gators. No, not that Gator. You know the ones. Swamp People style.

2:48 pm February, 28 UFO Destroyers said...

And really the “Dad-Bod” quarterback? Brett Favre has more ripped stools than this guy. So does Roger Staubach.

3:18 pm February, 29 Carlos Danger said...

dicki lee is taking the long way to the hall of mock.

9:07 pm February, 29 Donald Trump says said...

You’re fired Nancy.

9:08 pm February, 29 Donald Trump says said...

Son. And shit. Where’s Wedgie?

1:32 pm March, 1 Carlos Danger said...

Nancy, you are some sort of half-assed detective. Can you find Darksock? He’s been missing a couple of weeks and presumed drunk.

6:43 pm March, 2 Charles Douchewin said...

What a week. Sock’s still MIA, trolls are at the gates, and hotts keep makin’ bad-life-choices. Or maybe bad-life-choices keep makin’ hotts. I’m not entirely sure what that means. But here’s an evergreen truth – spoken in the language of DB1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfX_oDzOxsc

1:09 am March, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Monsignor Chad
Any extra room at the bug out camp?
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35706377

4:18 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’ve been on a 6-week masturbatory bender and am just now able to type with the backs of my knuckles, as my fingers cannot straighten out.
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Ironically, I went to watch The Rev when he was the lead Bassonist in the Punk-Chamber fusion band called, “Mismatched Coupling Atrocity,” when they played a Wax Museum opening in Bampf back in the late 70s, and he tried to Finger Bang me.
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Oddly enough, the next time I saw The Rev is was fronting a Perry Como/Aimee Mann cover band called, “He Tried to Finger Bang Me,” at a Curling Rink in Dixville Notch, NH.

4:25 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And what the fucc happened to Fraiku?

4:53 pm March, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Douchey! Aimee Mann was a hot piece of ass back then. She got schlonged like that Carly (eegh) with that face.
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Dixville Notch ain’t what it used to be before the resort closed, but it’s coming back. Dark Sock has apparently dieded.
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I’m planning on moving to U.S. if Trump wins Et Tu unless he takes us over in which case I’m too old not to choose the winning side.
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Ummmm. Aimee Mann. She parties good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smpR58uwG6Y
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5:15 pm March, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And, as the resident geopolitician/economist/stoner, I posit the Snake.
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9:26 pm March, 3 hermit said...

Et Tu’, I’ll meet you at Rev Chad’s bunker with rifle, ammunition, body armor and snacks.
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DW, Charlie D, we have come to the sad conclusion that DarkSock has finally met his demise.
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As the Reverend Chad Kroeger’s video indicates, Donald Trump is the New-Age Teddy Roosevelt. A populist prophet/poet philosopher.
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I often laugh when I see some naïve, twig-eating millennial driving around in the car his daddy bought him with a “Bernie 2016” sticker affixed to the bumper like some bloodsucking lamprey feeding parasitically off its unsuspecting host. He’s too young to realize that the giant, mega-DC, DNC corporate oligarchal Machine would never allow the poor, doddering old coot on the Democrat ticket. What the duped, starry-eyed, young utopian doesn’t realize is that Bernie has been around long enough to know that if he chose to run as an independent he would not be long for this world. Shortly after he announces he’d be found in Fort Marcy Park with two bullet holes in his head, draped over the Vince Foster Memorial Park Bench with a “suicide” note pinned to his lapel stating that he regrets his decision and just couldn’t bear to go on any longer, vociferously urging his supporters to vote for Hillary.

11:13 pm March, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

My guess as to what has happened to he of The Dark Sock is thus. I’m pretty sure he was out on tour with his band opening for Florida Georgia Line when he met an enthusiastic buxom lass half his age. She was enamored of his skills hammering his custom Rickenbacker bass guitar keeping the rhythm like any great bassist.
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He invited her backstage and within minutes he had her daisy dukes strewn about her weathered cowboy boots pleasuring her in the janitors closet. His mistake was that being the patient, master cocksman he IS ruined her for all other men.
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As the tour rolled on, night after night she would show up in her daisy dukes & worn cowboy boots pleading nay begging for his services.
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Now he didn’t want to disappoint her plus he enjoyed the rigorous, enthusiastic backstage/back closet bacchanalia. Having recently introduced her to reverse cowgirl which at the time he thought would help alleviate his having to utilize his wonky back too much he succumbed to a horrific spinal injury
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Even that was too much for DarkSock, his back finally given out and now not being able to satiate her needs she left him towards the end of the tour for the back line roadie of the aforementioned Florida Georgia line.
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Doing what any real man would do he turned to booze & opiates to alleviate the pain. His bass playing getting sloppier and sloppier he was kicked off the tour. This final indignity was too much to bear.
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Back home in Louisiana after an 8 hour bus ride home which fucked with back even more he is currently home detoxing, practicing his chops and hoping to get back into the band in time to go back out on the road for that lucrative 3 week Florida Panhandle Spring Break tour.

12:04 am March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For those who don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. There is this short brief on the reversal of Western wealth and ways to stop it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-y2aqYwOQ0
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And one can only mourn for Dark Sock by taking a train ride to pay his respects in that old shit-town in Mississipi with his old girlfriend. And that is just what I’s done, Son.
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1:51 am March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d bang that Megyn Kelly with abundant rigour.
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.http://celebrityfakes.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/megyn-kelly.jpg

2:01 am March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

RIP DARK SOCK, SON, AND SHIT.
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3:02 am March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Did you know that in 1800 Jefferson’s surrogates attacked Adams for being a hermaphrodite on account of man boobs? Adams surrogates attacked Jefferson for being an atheist revolutionary. Andrew Jackson routinely cursed like a dumb hick. Today they are all revered statesmen on your money.

This is called democracy. When a foreigner says our political process is shameful, the right answer is this is America and they must lower themselves for us. Trump needs to drag the Clintons through the mud, as Poppy Bush and Mittens should have done but lacked the endowment to do.
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The fucking assholes. And that fucking Trudeau is a cocksucker. If you see him with Obama….he is way gayer than Barry the bathhouse coke dealer. Serenity now!
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I am a man of two country’s in the wintertime, by way of rentals, that I have no real title to. Indebted like a slave I must think that the end must be nigh.
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Did I mention that Bunny my sweet, dear, old putrid dog (respect) that rotted from geriatric vigour to death in two short days; A lifetime friendship ended with a beautiful tapestry of memories, and broken limbs, bankruptcies, children, debt, and more general malaise all those, now, seventeen years since the weaning of whence she was a Pup (respect). She has been reincarnated into a G_d-danged feral Tomcat (respect).
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Cat exercises in the cold shower. If you know what I mean and I think that you do. It is very well-behaved because of the Donald Trunp haircut. Stonnnnned.

4:01 am March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

1:24 pm March, 4 Carlos Danger said...

Rip Darksock and Bunny.

2:30 pm March, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

Since DarkSock’s gone missing, I’ve also been looking high, and low. I asked his neighbors for help. Then, I got tip that he’s trying safer boat alternatives, which lead me to one of his ex-girlfriends. But eventually, all I found were confusing signs, false leads, and dead ends. I got hungry, and lost focus. So, I’ll take a break from my search. And in the meantime, say – GodSpeed DarkSock, pearever you are.

4:42 pm March, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Rev that’s Leslie Mann
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This is Aimee Mann
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ArXL7uEQsEg

10:22 pm March, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ Not to be confused with Herbie Mann.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Push_Push_%28album%29

1:36 am March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ And Michael Mann
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3:25 am March, 5 Tattsiana Groinshavia said...

^ Manfred Mann?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manfred_Mann

1:27 pm March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^And the great American Poitico/Educationer.
Horace Mann.
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http://www.biography.com/people/horace-mann-9397522

2:21 pm March, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

^ And Sally Mann – famed photographer of corpses, places, and faces.
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http://sallymann.com/selected-works/early-work

12:39 am March, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Confederate states vowed to not sell their cotton to the northern factories because the north was trying to screw them on the price. The South could sell their cotton to Europe . That is when the Union pushed the South by boycotting Charleston harbor so the South could not sell their cotton to Europe. Europe used to be a power on the other side of the ocean until pacifists forgot history and sided with neo-liberal/Keynesian oligarchs and eastern despots. FREE TRADE KILLED THE SMALL TOWN IN THE 1990’S !!! FUCK. When the South still refused to sell the North their cotton, the North used the ploy of Abolitionist movement ( the Emancipation Proclamation….saying in all states which were in rebellion to the Union, all black slaves would be considered to be freemen…..{this was legal for the president to do since the South was considered in disregard of the law and it’s property ie..the slaves, were helping it carry out it’s lawlessness}) as a ruse bring the South to it’s knees….it wasn’t as easy as Lincoln thought it would be!But the bottom line is, THE CIVIL WAR WASN’T ABOUT SLAVERY, it was about the northern factories joining the industrial revolution. Freeing the slaves was just a great way of the North to get what they wanted….cheap cotton for their factories. The 13th Amendment was what actually freed all the slaves held in America. Black Lives Matter and all this reparations talk is Mooslem Obama mulatto talk for race war to prevent a Trump run, by enacting martial laws as we have waited for seven years. DON’T TREAD ON ME!

I like the Trump and there is only one way left to blunt the yearning for fascism coalescing around Trump. It is to build, as fast as possible, movements or parties that declare war on corporate power, engage in sustained acts of civil disobedience and seek to reintegrate the disenfranchised the “losers” back into the economy and political life of the country. This movement will never come out of the Democratic Party. If Clinton prevails in the general election Trump may disappear, but the fascist sentiments will expand. Melania remains the best looking candidates’ wife since King Leonidis fell to the filthy Moslem hordes in a shower of arrows, saying ‘Come get me bro” at Thermopolae. Like so many eaters of KFC during the Pelopponnesian Wars, another Trump, perhaps more vile like a Kroeger in heat (we can only hope) will be vomited up from the bowels of the decayed political system. We are fighting for our political life, Sons. Justin and Lady Pantsuit will cement the globalist demised wrought for us by the Koch and the Soros and the false flag of the dead kid on the beach in Greece or wherever the fuck he was. A tsunami of strong North African men rapists swarming to replace the tattered demography of the WEST. Tremendous damage has been done by corporate power and the college-educated elites to our capitalist democracy. The longer the elites, who oversaw this disemboweling of the country on behalf of corporations remain in charge, the worse the globalism will get. Trump is no Hitler. And as we all know, Hitler had a penchant for cabbage and beans. His bowels created mustard gas gave Eva nightmares. It is said that on a cool summer night in Bavaria you can still here the swiss mountain horns trumpet. But they are not swiss mountain horns, they are the echoes of Hitler’s last VEGETARIAN supper.

Donald Trump is John Galt and shit

3:59 am March, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hillary Clinton has two standby pantsuits in case she shits herself at a debate with Bernie “Old Man Who Howls at Clouds” Sanders, again.

7:27 pm March, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of Hillary, don’t forget, “That’s a man, Baby!”
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s

3:34 am March, 7 REve Chad Drunk said...

Me and the Mrs. played a new gam

7:26 pm March, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Am I really such an old fucck that I think music shoulda stopped at this point?
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7:33 pm March, 7 Peter said...

I encourage this site!

10:43 pm March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nothing like the 70’s Dr. bunsen. Do not accept that the midnight of your youth has arrived. Shout at the Devil and don’t go into that acid trip of string theory to bog you down man. I’ve been reading way to much physics, I think I am on a membrane of an infinitesimally small piece of matter viewing the world as a 3D hologram of my energy force. Am I really just a quantum leap’s entropy in a warped space.

10:43 pm March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

1:32 am March, 8 The Dude said...

The Gravity Waves
Are breaking on the North Slope
Of the Quantum Foam
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Yep, I miss that Fraiku

11:38 am March, 8 Tattsiana Groinshavia said...

^I miss the Fraiku too…

Regarding the competing attempts to trademark Kylie (TM) – https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/02/kylie-jenner-vs-kylie-minogue-in-epic-kylie-trademark-battle/

I pack a patent
decathlete’s pole vault
ogling her derriere*

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaGS3Uts704 but not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Ty5KIQJgw

4:39 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think Dark Sock has dieded, or found a much younger Hot Chick. He would never leave us without at least a “Sons.” I follow politics too much. I had a dream that Dana Bash, Brianna Keeler, Gloria Borger, and I had a daisychain of analingus going on over a CNN logo. They told me they were virgins cause they lie. Next time my dream time to the other dimensions became unconscious, I opened my eyes to find Donna Brazile, Oprah, and Whoopie had taken their place, grinding me with sagging bloated lips and tensile bushes. There was a waft of after-wiped poo lingering in the air which was likely mine.

1:31 pm March, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If fascism is a hot blonde flashing her Snapper, I’m all for it! Her Snapper, I says.

4:26 pm March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Drimble Wedge and The Vegetation
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12:43 am March, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Drimble Wedge and The Vegetation don’t compare to the Sacred Cows. Speaking of Sacred Cows, this is dedicated to Her Royal Pantsuitsness, Hillary Clinton.
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9:24 pm March, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It seems as though our mild-mannered resident architect has gone missing.
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Et Tu posits that he met a buxom young lass and suffered a debilitating injury because of it.
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I personally think he’s fallen off the wagon again after his ill-fated choice to change careers.
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But we all know sooner or later he’ll get back into his music, become the lady’s manwe know he is, and settle back into being the good dad we all know he is.
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We miss you Dark Sock. C’mon back.

9:49 pm December, 18 hermit said...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOLQdbOFza_/?hl=en

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