Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Game Review: Tony Hawk’s Bro-Skater 5

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Because we here at HCwDB are nothing but timely with our three-times-a-year updates, here’s our review of the recent Playstation game Tony Hawk’s Bro Skater 5:

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Tony Hawk’s Bro Skater 5 occasionally flirts with the joy of choadwankery and attitude that made the original four douche classics, but the gel quickly comes off.

There are a disappointing number of design and technical problems that range from inappropriate burping to flat-out untreatable STDs, making this attempt at returning the series to glory a non-starter.

Developer AsswanksOfFlorida started with a good idea: paring Tony Hawk’s Bro Skater back down to the basics of inappropriate thigh fondle of Kelly-Anne in presence of a professional photographer. You won’t be hopping off your Red Cup, exploring open clubs, or standing on a weird piece of body grease. Instead, Bro Skater 5 leaves you to test your ability to chain together monosyllabic grunts, overpriced shots, and large hair spike, much like classic Hawk. It almost works. At times, I found myself getting back into that familiar choadal rhythm that made me fall in love with the original ‘baggery. I had moments of zen that balanced the combination of learning the ab crunches, memorizing your ambiguously illegal forms of sexual harassment, and the risk-reward of when to fistpump to Bieber.

But any of that nostalgia was quickly erased by Bro Skater 5’s frustrating job prospects, bland personality, and over-reliance on a trust fund. For example, the one major addition to your arsenal is a physically impossible grope move that sends your ‘bagger rocketing down to the hotts at the press of a button. The problem here is that grope is mapped to the same button as grind, and it can’t be changed. I can’t count the number of times I intended on continuing a grope with a grind, only to accidentally slam down to the ground and end the being prosecuted for roofies. Frustrating moments pulled me out of my groove far too often.

But the most glaring thing that consistently thwarted my attempts to enjoy Bro Skater 5 were the rampant performance issues. It’s appallingly rife with alcoholism, bouts of inchoate rage, and a deep rooted hatred for one’s father, which are particularly noticeable in a game that’s primarily about how the human douchebag interacts with the hotts when traveling at high speeds. Far too often, I witnessed my character pass through academia instead of slamming into it, fly straight up into the air as though he’d stepped on a French midget named Herve, or fall on the ground for no apparent reason.

** 1/2
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7:46 pm September, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After last night’s debate all I gotta say is….
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6n0A0Cgp3c

7:50 pm September, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That douchehawk is BEGGING for some lighter fluid and a match.

Looks to me like douchehawk is there with his mom. That broad is no spring chicken. You can tell by the heavy makeup and the puffed up squirrel cheeks. I bet under that jacket there’s some sizeable but dangerously sagging bewbage along with fat rolls ’round the waistline. Pity. In her ute, she probably was distinctly doable.

Enjoyed Hillary coming across as a two-faced party apparatchik last nite while Trump made her look like a kindergardener playing at political leadership. 17 of 19 online polls were also overwhelmingly in favor of highly presidential looking Donald, with the glaring exception of CNN and another CNN based poll – which the Clinton News Network admitted was heavily stuffed with dhimmicrat voters.

M A G A ! ! !

1:36 am September, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m still upset about Rush.

1:42 am September, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And what debate are you all talking about?

3:46 am September, 28 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Oh, you know, Jacque! The debate last nite where trump came across as this:
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/555246276da8114c57fe49d6-506-253/donald-trump-trademarked-a-ronald-reagan-slogan-and-would-like-to-stop-other-republicans-from-using-it.jpg

and hillary came across as this:
https://i.imgur.com/cH967m2.jpg

11:58 pm September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m with you MAGA. You can not let another election pass sons. We dont nedd no more migrants with Alla on the mind, globalism and third-wave feminism have been rebuked.
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As Obama’s loser lab partner said,” What the fuck do you think keeping refugees in the fucking countries will do, you moslem promoting, appeasing cuntwad.” Take your Jew masters to the guillotine.
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Fuck thrm all to hell.

3:30 am September, 29 NancyDreuche said...

Politics! Wait. Where’s the boobs?

3:32 am September, 29 NancyDreuche said...

Make This Site Great Again! Bring back the weekly vote! I’m drunk and high and I approve of this message!!!!!!!!!!

3:40 am September, 29 NamcyDreuche said...

I’m off the wagon! ! Where is Flyteeth, Crucial Head, Hermit, Hermit’s weird personal cheerleader Et Tu?, Dark Cock, and DB1?! Can anyone get me the 412 on Samuri Scrote?!! #nostalgia.

3:58 am September, 29 NancyDreuche said...

Hell. I’d settle for a tongue punch in my fart box from Medusa, What ever happened to our resident Dominatrix?! Don’t even get me started on Mr. Scrotato Head. (Spoiler alert: don’t get me started on any head because it will be the best you’ve ever gotten and will haunt you for the rest of your days.). Anyways, this used to be the place….

4:13 am September, 29 NancyDreuche said...

I just remembered some other legends of mock! Vin Douchal! He’s married with a kid but coukd still party (a.k.a. Jerk of to Francine) and Jacques who still comments so I know he hasn’t passed on from the herp yet. That Asian wife still rocking your socks brah? And what about Baron Von Goulou?!! Damn my memory when I’m drunk. Anyways, glad to see DB1 still barely holding this place together like freshly cured porch beef. And when I wasn’t in NA or AA I was here.

6:21 pm September, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

FACT: Today is the 2,567th birthday of Confucious’ lesser known brother, Douchefucious: http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/2a/2a81b580a556df427fdcf13420b10b2091afa1ac9e40bc19c899774b16fda102.jpg

1:22 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Confuscious brother say better to park van normal. Nancy like five in the front, legs in the back. FUCK THE GLOBALISTS. LISTEN SONS. TRUMP IS RIGHT. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IM SERIOUS HERE, EXCEPT FOR NANCY’S “NATURE GAP”. IT HAPPENS.

1:44 am September, 30 NancyDreuche said...

Rev!!! You still alive?!!! Damn. Just goes to show you drugs can be good for you!

2:30 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

http://bbs.dailystormer.com/uploads/default/original/3X/1/8/18e503e2f602364d841789f7bb728a7c4c6742e2.jpg
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Fuck you Nancy! I’d say that you are a whore Sander’s Jew Shill. So fucking healthy again, I’m bench press you on my sweet Jesus (coming soon) cockenstein. So old though, that I long for the loose pussy of Tami, that filthy whore. You chicks are awesome as long as you shut your fucking mouth you filthy bitches. MAGA.

2:32 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No racist.

2:56 am September, 30 NancyDreuche said...

@Rev, I get it. Get Some Trump, Son. So cool to see this stuff played out on the world stage. Bleeth thy name is Melania. Peace nigs!

#noracist

3:03 am September, 30 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Shall we all run out and tear down any Hillary lawn signs in the neighborhood?
Oh, wait – THERE AREN’T ANY!!! LOLROFLMAO!!!!

3:14 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck you Nancy! Men are a bit more equal than dames. The non-gay euros are cuckold. The gay euros Jew-funded globalists. I MUST STATE HERE THAT I AM NOT AN ANTI-SEMITE. AS THE OWNER OF THREE JEWS, FOUR IF YOU COUNT THE STRAY CAT, I SPEAK OF THE SOROS, ROTHCHILDS ILK. JOIN THE TRUMP TRAIN, I STARTED IT BEFORE DONALD THOUGHT OF IT.
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He will win and God Emperor Trump will heal the racials shit.

3:32 am September, 30 NancyDreuche said...

Dudes, not all broads are on Hillary’s nuts. But when faced with the choice of T-bagging Trump Circus Peanuts or Hillary’s descended nut prolapse. Imma unfortanetly have to stomach descended nut pro lapse as much as it pains me. At least having slick Willis back in the White House may bring BJs back in style? I mean am I right fellas? When’s the last time you had a good one?

3:39 am September, 30 NancyDreuche said...

Also Descended Nut Prolapse would be a great band name.

4:16 am September, 30 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Hillary would be a sh**nado, a sh**quake, a genuine sh**nami of sh** on this nation.
To support hillary, you have to be on the level of……….TRIGGLYPUFF.
Yeah, I said it.

5:18 pm September, 30 NancyDreuche said...

@JKD, you can go wherever you like with the exception being my pooter home. Don’t blame me, I voted for Sharkhawk in the 2011 Douchies. And I woulda voted for that hipster Bernie but he was silenced by the same guys that killed Jimmy Hoffa. #illuminatilizardpeople

12:16 am October, 1 Jeet Kune Douche said...

@Nancy – why not vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein then?
Wait – you’re saying the Gambino family whacked Sanders???

3:07 am October, 1 NancyDreuche said...

@JKD I’m just sayin. And unfortunately right now we’re a two party system cunt-ry. But everyone knows we deserve more choices because the world isn’t back and white. It’s all about the shades of gray. The Gambino family ain’t shit. There’s a new Don in town.

5:35 am October, 1 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Just to get this thread back on topic:
Does anyone still play Fallout 4?

12:39 pm October, 1 Carlos Danger said...

Welcome back from the 12 step dark side.

5:57 pm October, 1 NancyDreuche said...

@Carlos D., rehab is for quitters. You get it. Looks like you cant help sending dick pics to not your wife. Which hey I don’t know if you’ve heard I’m always looking to add to my collection of penis photos. Hint hint.

11:34 pm October, 1 Jeet Kune Douche said...

WHOA, Whoa, whoa:
This is “Hawt chics w/douchebagz.” The central theme being “Hawt Chics.”
Granted: thunderthighs grandma above barely qualifies, but she’s doable after a case of Stroh’s.
My point being: why the hell has the conversation turned into a discussion about pics of penii???

12:56 pm October, 3 Carlos Danger said...

I could do that for you Nancy, but it would be a yuuuuuge task.

3:51 pm October, 4 douche equis said...

Huh? How the hell did I end up here again?

8:25 pm October, 4 hermit said...

The passenger pigeon was driven to extinction by market hunters at the turn of the previous century. Millions upon millions of innocent citizens, each one with his own vision of a future filled with hope and scaly reptilian feet, bacteria dripping death from sharpened claws. Primitive, demonstrative,  falling dutifully to earth as was their destiny.
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Yet, DB1 continues this madness like the crass, foul-mouthed butcher that he has become.

10:12 pm October, 4 Jeet Kune Douche said...

OK, so, with that in mind:
Come on, DB1! Can we get a new pic here or what?
I mean, whaddaya think we’re paying you for? Get goin’, son.
Otherwise we’ll send old thunderthighs grandma over to your HOUSE! Yeah! THink how much fun it’ll be seeing HER wandering around, tripping over her saggy bewbs while looking for the glass with her dentures in it!

3:00 pm October, 5 Vin Douchal said...

So anyone feeling empathy for Kim ?
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With the tying up and robbery and French people spittle getting on her while they barked out orders to “Get in the bathtub ! But for FUCK’s SAKE, keep your clothes on! MERDE !
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Because, I gotta say, I cheered like an Iranian peasant that just found out two planes had crashed into the World Trade Center….

1:31 am October, 6 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I find KK somewhat less appealing than a bucket of fermented crocodile vomit.
Her fans and followers must certainly have lead poisoning leading to severe brain damage.
And just so we don’t mention politics:
Mike Pence ANALLY CUNTED Tim Kaine last nite. Ex-governer “I’m her right hand perthon” Kaine makes zeta manleteers jeer in contempt at him.
I never imagined the end times could be THIS fucked up….

From 1998 – these were still good days (though this movie was a bit lame:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBhKbF2xMA

3:00 am October, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck the Kardashians , unless the Cost of Freedom ,sons ,needs that diversion, for Emperor God Trump to begin his reign. He will become the first hyper generational, benevolent dictator, cyborg to preserve the Holy MAGA.
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It only makes sense in my flat Earth model to lengthen the year. Feminism won with Pat Benatar. Sorry Vin.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnDijNVpngA
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Rev has now begun ordering OO Buck shells by the case
Load up Jeet Kune. Family is now into marksmanship. This is going to be a 4 year shit-show for Liberty. Sons.

6:39 am October, 6 Jeet Kune Douche said...

S&W 357 Magnum 626 is ready to rock, Rev.

But not Pat Benatar – the chick who should be the poster broad for proper feminism is…….Angela Gossow in her younger years.
Her band sucked, but that chick was slurpalicious, in an S&M kinda way.
OK, to say that she hasn’t aged gracefully is quite the understatement……

1:23 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I dig that chick in an Aryan Nationalist way. Music too extreme for my old ears. She must be a third wave feminist. With balls and hammerpussy.

4:32 am October, 7 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Dear Sweet Baby Jesus……………..
Laydeez and Gontz: Douchosity has now grown beyond the Bleeth-Metrosessual domain and flowered to unprecedented heights in ……POLITICS.
Prepare to vomit:
http://www.climatedepot.com/2016/09/06/hillary-blames-hurricane-on-climate-change-says-trump-unfit-to-protect-usa-from-the-threat-of-climate-change/

THis is a Defcon 1 level of SToopid. We haven’t had a hurricane hit america in 11 years (which is apparently a record), and the first thing Hitlery’s handlers lift her outta her hospital bed and prop her up to say is:
“DERRRR, GLOWBULL WARMBLING CAUSED THIS, AND TRUMP!!!! GLOWBULL WARMBLING IS WURSS THAN JIHADI TERRAISM AND TRUMP WON’T PROTECT US!!! BUT I WILL!!!! DEATH TO GLOWBULL WARMBLING!!!!”

Words fail me.

5:14 pm October, 7 creature said...

…Tiburon!

2:00 am October, 8 Jeet Kune Douche said...

So how does everyone feel about Trump reaffirming genuinely masculine values, and the MSM’s menstrual cramps in response?

On the flip side (just to be fair and balanced:)
How does everyone feel about the WIkileaks dump on hillary’s goldman sachs speeches and her hundreds of examples of talking outta both sides of her mouth and lying continually as a consumate Tammany Hall level political operator?

2:25 am October, 9 creature said...

Shut up brah…yer on the wrong site fer that dribble!

7:07 am October, 9 Jeet Kune Douche said...

OK, so we got Creature against genuine masculine values….

N E 1 else?

7:50 pm October, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Who else is watching the debates tonight? #grabherbythepussy

4:56 am October, 10 Jeet Kune Douche said...

OOOOOOOOOH, MAAAAAGAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[image]hillaryflyshit.PNG[/image]

CURBSTOMP!!!!!!!

1:04 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Grab Her By The Pussy’ would be a good band name. I grabbed all my snatches without asking. Who asks a girl for fucking fuck sakes. Fucking pussies.
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MAGA

5:29 am October, 11 Jeet Kune Douche said...

That needs to be Trump’s party band for his victory celebration on 1/20/17.
Oh, and I HATE how you guys brought politics into this forum. Really I do.
I blame the Obama luvverz.

12:57 am October, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

All this talk of grabbing pussies reminds me of a joke I learned in Jr. High… Why are girls’ holes so close together?
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So you can carry ’em around like a six-pack! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

7:40 pm October, 14 hermit said...

I wonder if they have bowling alleys in New Guinea.

2:12 am October, 15 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Depends on which part of the island – after all, bowling is unIslamic.

Notice how our Dear Leader never bowls? 😉

3:17 am October, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I bet he doesn’t bowel either.

7:51 pm October, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^^^^^Six pack^^^^^ In Canuckistan we still joke about what to call the space between a girl’s holes. It was a “cause if”. Cause if it wasn’t there, they’d shit in their own pussy.
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Bad joke.
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Speaking of bad jokes. Did her hear the theory that all Jews are globalist kikes? Oops. Wrong site. Sorry Soros, I mean Diamond and Sachs. Sorry DZ1.

10:56 am October, 19 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Hey! Why aren’t we getting a pic this month of the former Douche in Chief Bubba Clinton with his latest squeeze Julie McMahon?

Granted – she hardly qualifies as a ‘hawt chic.’ But bill is definetily a douche, in addition to being an abusive, philandering rapist and racist.

6:33 pm October, 20 Jeet Kune Douche said...

And, in keeping with the non-political tone of this thread:

After last nite’s debate –

M A G A ! ! ! ! !

6:44 pm October, 20 hermit said...

Has anyone ever seen Chuck Norris and Samurai Scröte in the same room?
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

7:45 pm October, 20 creature said...

Rumour has it chuck was blowin’ SS…& his jaw came unhinged
son

7:48 pm October, 20 creature said...

There is a Chuck Norris Grill in Reykjavik…I saw Hunter Pence there. True story, son

9:10 pm October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Creature!
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Chuck Norris is for MAGA. My jewesses have renounced their Israeli citizenship.
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We sit.
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We await.
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The globalist jew cabal is about to be unseated as the oligarchic world king.
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They die by the sheckle.

11:36 pm October, 20 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I imagine everyone heard Madonna is offering BJ’s to all Hillary voters.
I suspect that will lose her whatever remaining Male voters she had.
Now, OTOH – if MELANIA promises the same to trump voters, he’ll win in an 80-20 landslide.

10:05 am October, 23 doucheequis said...

If, by which I mean when, by which I mean please poke my eyeballs out with an icepick, Hillary wins this, I’m going to have to turn off all news and politics for the next four years, or I will go even more batshit crazy than the last 8 years have driven me. I cannot believe the political Antichrist is about to become the president.

I don’t see how even the most blinkered liberal can possibly support this lying, incompetent twat. Of course she does have a vagina and apparently for a significant portion of our electorate that counts for something.

Since I live in one of the bluest of blue states I will say the Madonna BJ does have its attractions. Might as well get _something_ for my vote.

10:09 am October, 23 douche equis said...

And why the hell do I have two logins?

5:49 pm October, 23 Jeet Kune Douche said...

OK, folks, while we’re waiting for the next update (speaking of which – why isn’t DB1 updating this site daily like he’s supposed to? I mean, what the hell are we paying this guy for anyway?), let’s end this topic thread with a final, non-political question:

Who are you voting for?

p.s. Your answer better be Trump, sons. Don’t be manginas….

1:28 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

MAGA. REV CHAD THE FIRST, and I, as well as my younger brother PRINCE the asshole are going to the country and testing our corrosive Russkie ammo tomorrow.
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I am an agent of change. I am anarchy.
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Sons. Fight hard.

6:00 pm October, 24 douche equis said...

My choices are Trump or no vote. No vote is winning right now; we shall see. I live in a very blue state so it probably doesn’t matter anyway.

10:12 pm October, 24 Douchesdownunder said...

Another week checking in. No change.

11:30 pm October, 24 hermit said...

The fact that a nation of over three hundred million people can do no better than nominate these two utterly despicable stool samples for president is further proof that this once-great nation is swiftly swirling down the shithole of self-flagellation, socialism and overindulgence. Though I admire Trump for unapologetically standing up to the PC schmucks and patronizing SJW’s, he’s a bit of a narcissist and grabs pussy like a silverback grizzly snatches salmon from the Yellowstone River.
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 Therefore, I have to vote Hillary. I admire her honest warmth and trustworthiness and feel confident that she is beyond corruption and prone to frequent seizures and  blood clots. What would be cooler than watching her slide down the stairs of Air force 1 like Gerald Ford on Jack Daniels™ shortly after inauguration. I figure within the first hundred days Huma Weiner will have to wheel her around like Captain Pike. Press conferences would be so entertaining with her answering questions using that awesome blinking light communication panel.
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And shit

11:20 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think the story about her an Obama will be released at an upcoming rally. I would like her to fall down a flight of stairs tomorrow, but the crooked Jew media would no allow it.
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LBJ was a communist Jew, Sons.

3:54 pm October, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

¡BREAKING! – Stage-1 douchewank meme-mocked by the internetz:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3168349/Photo-teenager-party-ridiculous-haircut-huge-hit-online-1-7MILLION-views-week-course-inspires-hilarious-memes.html
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But any HCwDB regs’s words are worth a thousand pics.
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Speaking of which, Fraiku [interrobang]

9:19 pm October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweet Holy Fuck Douchewin, you have triggered my anger. We will overcome, Son. Trump will end douchebaggery.
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No offense to the regular Jew, but the Frankfurt School to Saul Alinsky communist globalist Jews are done. They will be hanged and defiled in public. Janet Yellen, Obama, the Rothchilds, Rockefellers, Bush clan etc. must be eliminated violently.
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MAGA. Stooooned.

10:31 pm October, 26 hermit said...

I’d wear my hair like that if I could fondle that hard-bodied fifteen year old Latina. And, by hard-bodied fifteen year old Latina I mean eighteen, chloroform, panel truck and duct tape.

2:06 pm October, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Hermit, does this smell like chloroform? *as rag gently covers his face*

10:33 pm October, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Everyone realizes that if Hillary wins, the SJWs will have the FCC implement internet rules that will shut sites like this down – right?

Not kidding in the least.

12:54 am October, 29 Nancy Dreuche said...

@JKD Clinton being elected isn’t gonna shit this site down. The fact that DB1 hasn’t updated this site in like five years is what’s gonna be its undoing. Dude got married and had babies n’shit. Buzzkill. Now if the Cubs win the World Series then we’re fucked harder than RevChad at a tranny convention.

Go Indians! MAGA!

7:24 am October, 29 Jeet Kune Douche said...

@Nancy Dreuche
No, there’s no question about it – Hillary is a big proponent of the ‘fairness doctrine’ for the series o’ tubez. She’ll want to support all democrap efforts in congress to hamstring and shut down sites that don’t conform to Progressive theology. She’s said so herself.
ANd not just this site, but any site that isn’t in lockstep with CNN and their ilk.
Thank God for ANthony Weiner, though, hey? 😉

12:28 pm October, 29 hermit said...

Thanks to a handful of nostalgia buffs this antiquated site will live on indefinitely, as will vinyl records, carburetors and heirloom tomatoes.

12:29 pm October, 29 hermit said...

…….and unsalted porch beef.

1:00 pm October, 29 Carlos Danger said...

You guys believe me that I wasn’t sending dick pictures to a 15 year old, right? Nancy told me she was 19.

3:19 pm October, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

Speaking of nostalgia – Hugh Hefner’s still alive; you cynical bastards:
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http://en.mediamass.net/people/hugh-hefner/deathhoax.html

4:31 pm October, 29 NancyDreuche said...

@CD, don’t worry babe I’m 19 with the carnal knowledge of a 40 year old hooker.

@JKD, what are you talking about? This site has always been about saving womenz from the evil clutches of douchebags by enshrining them in the Hall of Hott to glaze upon and worship. Plus DB1 is a democrat and Dems would never objectify womenz! And he has a daughter so I’m sure he’ll show her this place when she is of age to be glazed upon.

Glaze Upon America Again!

1:55 pm October, 30 hermit said...

Harkening back to my days working as a Playboy Bunny, I remember Hugh Hefner stuffing heirloom tomatoes down Barbi Benton’s panties and deftly plucking them out with a pair of well-oiled vise grips.
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Hef is still alive? Maybe all those DarkSock rumors are a hoax.

8:11 pm October, 30 NancyDreuche said...

@Hermit. What Month were you? I bet you have gams fer days. DarkSock fell asleep at the needle again and has probably remarried the ex wife he already twice divorced. Buts that’s neither here nor there.
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RIP my dignity.

11:17 pm October, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

DarkSock rumors so exceed DarkSock truths, even Snopes has no hope to sort it out.
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Because of this, I hold all Sock’ rumors to be self evident, that all these rumors are equally true, that they are endowed by their creators with a certain unalienable truth, that among these are boozing, boating and the pursuit of pear. That to secure these rumors, blog posts are instituted among the Regs, deriving their just powers from the consent of DB1. That whenever any form of reason becomes destructive of these rumors, it is the right of the regs to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new rumors, laying their foundation on such principles and organizing their powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect DarkSock’s return.

9:38 am October, 31 hermit said...

“A DarkSock, imbibed upon his scotch, cannot stand.”

11:12 pm October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snopes is a Frankfurt School, Margaret Sanger, Saul Alinsky tool. Jew controlled commie globalist media is collecting data about me and my theories. I have two things to say about that.
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http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img924/8861/HJMr8h.gif
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk9p307eRtA
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Repent and buy ammo. The stock market will crash. Invest in gold and ammo..
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If you have ammo, you don’t need food and water.
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Jewish Media??????
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Ooooops.

2:26 pm November, 2 Fotos de Famosos said...

Que nostalgia ese jugo en la playstation, fueron buenos tiempos.

8:10 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Trump victory song?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOhEcoHj9Og

8:12 pm November, 2 hermit said...

Fortos de Famoso pretty well summed it up for me.

12:46 am November, 3 Jeet Kune Douche said...

THIS is the Trump Victory Anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP1CQEboIo

1:57 am November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*THIS* is the Trump Victory Anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eiIArqmN_I

1:59 am November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

^This video has naked titties in it.

4:37 am November, 3 Jeet Kune Douche said...

This website NEEDZ more nekkid tatas…….

2:26 pm November, 3 hermit said...

With early voting and no ID required, I voted twice this morning for Trump, once for me and once for Reverend Chad. I’ll probably vote again Tuesday.
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Is this a great country or what!?!

2:29 pm November, 3 hermit said...

Also, have you ever noticed the chilling similarities between the Sumatran and Norwegian national anthems?
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Incredible

9:30 pm November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hasn’t figured out a Trump victory song yet, but I’ve been travelling with him off and on in New Hampshire for 18 months. Here I am recently in Vegas.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk9p307eRtA

9:36 pm November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

LISTEN TO THIS GAY BILLIONAIRE PATRIOT.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfYLEPRiIyE

9:43 pm November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops. I did that one already.
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Thanks for voting for me Hermit. People keep telling me I shouldn’t worry so much about US politics. Then I tell them to leave the fucking ammo on the step and get the fuck off my lawn you fucking commie UPS fuckstick ang go back to drunking and loading mags in case the globalist Jews scatter across the border.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSiVjlknuSw

10:03 pm November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m pressing out the vintage Sons. Nary one globalist or democrat (no respect) will find solace on my shore. Scream anarchy if she wins and take up the fight for the unborn children. MAGA to the douchebags.
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Her face is cracked from smiling, all the fears that she’s been hiding, And it seems pretty soon everybody’s gonna know. And her voice is sore from shouting, cheering winners who are losing, And she worries if their days are few and soon they’ll have to go.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMQdiHIZgSo

10:17 pm November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seriously though, this is a potential world changing event. No more useless wars and job theft. How stupid we have been going back 25 years!
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I always told Pappy Kroeger that we need a benevolent dictator type to turn the tide. Praise the alt-right and the regular peeps and patriots.
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300,000,000 guns have allowed this to happen so far.

2:23 am November, 4 NancyDreuche said...

DarkSock was killed by a Clinton email. Wikileak it if you don’t believe me. We need to turn back the clock to the 80’s when hair was high and Wall Street was higher! Strong American values like Sizzler and slap bracelets. Trump will bring back the VHS tape and the Hairdini. Melania for HOH and Hillary for OITNB!

3:27 am November, 5 Jeet Kune Douche said...

As I am the first person to reach 100 posts on this thread:

FFFFFFFIIIIIIIRRRRRRRSSSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

8:27 pm November, 5 Jeet Kune Douche said...

GUESS WHO JUST PUT UP A TRUMP-PENCE SIGN IN HIS WINDOW AND ON THE FRONT LAWN, MAH BIZNITCHEZ!!!!

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk[/youtube]

1:25 am November, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

@JKD, I did you one better. I got a Trump/Pence tramp stamp. So any dude that hits it from behind knows what I’m about.

6:58 am November, 6 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I’ll need to see proof, Nancy……..
(uuuuhhh……huh huh……..)

3:26 am November, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@JKD, if Trump wins I’ll send in a pic for DB1 to post of it.

10:21 pm November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As I was watching Ted Nugent at the Trump rally last night, I had a vision that I would be gutting a deer today. My buddy shot a deer at 9 am and I gutted the fucker.
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It is an omen.
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I worry now that Trump has named the Jew as the problem, Soros, Bernanke, Greenspan, Clinton, Obama, Yellen etc. as the 86% of the 1 % that have gutted America.
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Pray for DB1. I don’t want him gassed.

6:45 am November, 9 Jeet Kune Douche said...

OH MY JESUS – MMMMMAAAAAGGGGGGAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU ALMIGHTY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NOW WE GET TO SEE NANCY DREUCHE IN THE BUFF WITH HER TRAMP STAMP!!!!

I’M GONNA SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:03 pm November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@JKD, I just sent the pic to DarkSock. Hopefully it posts soon to make this site great again.

10:06 pm November, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@JKD, like I said earlier this site wasn’t going off the air if Hillary won. It’s gonna go down because the admins either don’t care or found something better to do.

3:04 am November, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

But seriously, Melania for HOH?
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Too soon?

3:06 am November, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

I loves me new Avatar! This place is finally getting great again!

6:10 am November, 10 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Hey – how do we change our avatar?
Mine’s too serious.

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