HCwDB at the Guggenheim

    Monday, October 25, 2010

    Coupling After the Douchepocalypse

    There will be little salvagable if the great, coming Douchepocalypse overtakes the world, and we ‘bag fighters lose in our mission quest.

    A world of eternal club techno. Where asswipes with tribal tatts roam shirtless and free, with retro 80s boombox “ironic” bling around their necks.

    Hitting on skanky and long lost former hotties, now far too Bleethy to save.

    Is this a vision of Douchemas future? Or Douchemas that only might be?

    We must fight on, regardless.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, September 2, 2010

    “American Typhus”

    With a self-reflexive homage to Grant Wood’s American Gothic I dub my latest work of art, “American Typhus.”

    It will be included as part of my highly influential gallery show, “Your Tattoo Looks Like Ass, But Not Ass Pear” to be held at the Guggenheim Museum in New York in 2023.

    # posted by douchebag1