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    Wednesday, July 4, 2012

    Crazy-Eyez Carlos and Hott Brazilian Gisella Say Happy July 4th!

    What’s good for Carlos is good for America (by way of Mexico)!

    Happy July 4th y’all!! (as I affect my southern accent for effect, thus demonstrating a clear knowledge of the difference between “affect” and “effect,” which then, ironically, proves that I”m not southern.)

    Thanks for hangin’ with all them site buggin’ going on these days. Close to being fixed with the cleanup, things should be working a lot better.

    Also, my personal blog, Lucky Punkass, will be starting up soon, giving me a chance to rant away at the larger cosmos while still continuing the hottie/douchey mock. Hope you’ll check that out as well.

    For now, we grill.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, May 28, 2012

    Happy Memorial Day!

    From all of us here at HCwDB. And by all of us, I mean those who like to mock shifty-eyed platinum choadwinks, and are willing to buy their hot chick a drink provided it’s under ten dollars.

    May you pensively reflect on those who have gone before us to form this great Nation on this Memorial Day. Or around the world. Unless you live in one of the countries we invaded for no reason. In which case, I apologize that half this country are a bunch of half-baked maroons.

    And may you find Spiritual Pear awaiting you as a reward from the Buddha God Head for such spiritual work.

    # posted by douchebag1