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Saturday, April 10, 2010
Your Saturday Joey Porsche
Some theorized that greased-up HCwDB legend, and 2007 HCwDB of the Year winner, Joey Porsche (pictured on the right) had the passing scrotological brilliance of a meteorite falling to earth.
A meteorite made out of poo.
A taint-comet of trailblazing hair grease and macking on the Long Island hotts with choady genius. Only to disappear as douchily as he came, passing forever into the ether.
Worry not, fellow ‘bag mockers.
The Porsche drives onward into 2010. With his ‘bag posse and trampy gnaw hotties there, to entertain us with the promise of endless future mock.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010The Grieco Turns 45
The Typhoid Mary of the modern douche plague, occasional actor Richard Grieco turns 45 today.
Grieco is whom we trace the origins of the modern douche virus to, as his uberdouchebaggery signifiers of the early to mid 1990s set much of the modern template of choadscrotery we see today.
And, of course, his possession and destruction of the once sultry perfection of Yasmine Bleeth turned into the warning for Hotts everywhere.
The Grieco may be banished to basic cable reality TV, but the plague continues. And so we mock onward.
Thursday, December 17, 2009The Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award: Donkey Douche
In 2007 it was The Gator.
In 2008 it was Fish Slap.
The legend of Donkey Douche is long and inglourious on HCwDB. From his rants about HCwDB to his arrest for threats of terrorism and bribes in a courthouse, the Donkster has not only maintained an amazing ability to pull hotts, but also to grow older and more orange.
The Donkster is simian legend.
Donkey Douche has inspired musical compositions, as this one by HCwDB’s own Vin Douchal (“Donkey Opus in Douche Major”).
But let me not speak for the legendary Double D. As Mr. Douche wrote to us in August:
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U people are the nerds and drones of the earth. While some of us are livin life you people sit on your computers blogin away like wastes of lives u are. Funny thing is people are out to get me , but i will beat my troubles, you people will still be worthless. I walk by people like u everyday, but funny thing is I DO NOT NOTICE U, WHY, BECAUSE U PEOPLE ARE NOBODYS. MUST SUCK TO BE A NOBODY!!!
I did some time, and now i learned a lesson and my head is clear and i am in best shape of my life!!
Here get jealous HATERS!!
http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp43/darkmarc14/IMG00037.jpg
This pic was after being at beach in sun for 12 hrs and drinkin for way to long .. Guess what ….
Suck my Fkn dick !!!!!
4:58 PM
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To the Donkster’s conciliatory tone and making peace with the HCwDB community, the Donkster has never failed to entertain.
So for that, and for his Ukranian Hott, the Donkster earns the third Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award.
Come up on stage and get it, Donk. You’ve earned it.
