"Tai Che" Pusses Out
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What’s up man–
My friends and I are all actually huge fans of your site–which is why one of them thought it would be a funny prank to submit the “Tai Che” picture of me and my girlfriend.
The picture is admittedly somewhat douchey on the surface, but it is important to note that when we took that picture, we were actually paying tribute to the classic scene from American Psycho in which Christian Bale runs his hands through his hair and flexes his bicep in the mirror whilst plowing that poor hooker.
Hookers aside, my girlfriend is very upset about having our picture on the site, and therefore I am tasked with asking you to remove it, lest I be exiled to the proverbial doghouse. After all, my girlfriend and I are bag hunters ourselves. So, if you would be so kind as to entertain my respectful request that the “Tai Che” picture and all related comments be removed, I would greatly appreciate it, and I might be able to get some of the proverbial nookie this evening. But that’s a seperate issue.
Keep up the good work…
Sincerely,
Mr. & Mrs. Tai Che
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You gain back some mild props only for transitioning from American Psycho hooker references to your girlfriend. But otherwise, not impressive Mr. Tai Che. A ‘Bag Hunter you may be, but as a ‘bag in that picture, you must take your lumps, not run away.
“Tai Che” Pusses Out
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What’s up man–
My friends and I are all actually huge fans of your site–which is why one of them thought it would be a funny prank to submit the “Tai Che” picture of me and my girlfriend.
The picture is admittedly somewhat douchey on the surface, but it is important to note that when we took that picture, we were actually paying tribute to the classic scene from American Psycho in which Christian Bale runs his hands through his hair and flexes his bicep in the mirror whilst plowing that poor hooker.
Hookers aside, my girlfriend is very upset about having our picture on the site, and therefore I am tasked with asking you to remove it, lest I be exiled to the proverbial doghouse. After all, my girlfriend and I are bag hunters ourselves. So, if you would be so kind as to entertain my respectful request that the “Tai Che” picture and all related comments be removed, I would greatly appreciate it, and I might be able to get some of the proverbial nookie this evening. But that’s a seperate issue.
Keep up the good work…
Sincerely,
Mr. & Mrs. Tai Che
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You gain back some mild props only for transitioning from American Psycho hooker references to your girlfriend. But otherwise, not impressive Mr. Tai Che. A ‘Bag Hunter you may be, but as a ‘bag in that picture, you must take your lumps, not run away.
Nora's 'Bag Tag
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DB1-
Here’s myself and a grade-A douche. In real life this guy is even douchier than this pic: his strange beard that seems to extend more onto his neck than actual face, constant aviators and bandana. And of course; just a hint of his v-neck plunge victoria’s secret shirt in the picture!
XOXO
-Nora
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He looks a little like a dressup ‘bag, Nora. But since you’ve got that Starbuck Karyn Thrace thing working for you, and I’m hot for some Starbuck love, I’m a goin’ with it.
The Aviatorbag is not the worst we’ve seen. A stage 1 or stage 2 Southern Granola Crunch.
As to your plunging neckline and wispy hair-on-neck curl, I would awkwardly discuss the avant-garde at a downtown loft happening over wine until you grew bored and asked to see my driver’s license so you could make fun of my pic. Hah, joke’s on you. My pic is awesome.
Nora’s ‘Bag Tag
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DB1-
Here’s myself and a grade-A douche. In real life this guy is even douchier than this pic: his strange beard that seems to extend more onto his neck than actual face, constant aviators and bandana. And of course; just a hint of his v-neck plunge victoria’s secret shirt in the picture!
XOXO
-Nora
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He looks a little like a dressup ‘bag, Nora. But since you’ve got that Starbuck Karyn Thrace thing working for you, and I’m hot for some Starbuck love, I’m a goin’ with it.
The Aviatorbag is not the worst we’ve seen. A stage 1 or stage 2 Southern Granola Crunch.
As to your plunging neckline and wispy hair-on-neck curl, I would awkwardly discuss the avant-garde at a downtown loft happening over wine until you grew bored and asked to see my driver’s license so you could make fun of my pic. Hah, joke’s on you. My pic is awesome.
CeeGee's Collar Pop 'Tag
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DB1,
I was wondering around Soho in Manhattan the other day and I saw this display inside the men’s Banana Republic on Broadway. Wow.
Who is in charge of dressing the mannequins at Banana Republic these days!?!
– CeeGee
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I believe it’s this guy.
CeeGee’s Collar Pop ‘Tag
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DB1,
I was wondering around Soho in Manhattan the other day and I saw this display inside the men’s Banana Republic on Broadway. Wow.
Who is in charge of dressing the mannequins at Banana Republic these days!?!
– CeeGee
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I believe it’s this guy.
Tai Che
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Ah yes, the well known iconic Marxist revolutionary, Tai Che.
Legend has it that Tai Che spent much of the 1960s in hiding, preaching a combination of Frantz Fanon inspired neocolonialist revolution texts, and practicing his sexy beach dance moves.
Yeah, not the most creative rant.
It’s only because I’m back in L.A., am out of Corn Pops, and I can’t find my socks.
Stupid pair of socks.
Maybe I should buy a few more pairs.
Sarah's Terd Tag
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Hey DB1-
-Sarah
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I have nothing to add, Sarah, you tagged them perfectly.
Terds.
Sarah’s Terd Tag
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Hey DB1-
-Sarah
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I have nothing to add, Sarah, you tagged them perfectly.
Terds.
The Hebrew Hammer
Moses Bling and tighty tights with matzoh balls are not kosher for passover, Ephraim.
Neither are the hotlets. Whom may be under age. So please post-date the following comment, and open it on or after 4/21/10:
I would talcum Tiny Dancer on the left’s forearm with spackle and then dance a kabuki mime rendition of Tosca just for the chance to get slapped by her angry, protective, older sister.
